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Aug 19, 2010

movies like hellraiser that were cool but made for $16 are the only kind that should be remade

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Aug 19, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They've been working on a Hellraiser remake since 2006 and came close to getting it up and running a few times but it was announced a few months ago that the new film which is currently being shot will be yet another sequel instead of a remake.
http://movieweb.com/hellraiser-movie-2016-cast-heather-langenkamp/

We have such tired, recycled sights to show you

when the director is the old makeup artist and the original pinhead would rather star in wrong turn 5 you know youve got a quality production on your hands

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Aug 19, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

Dosney fired the rogue one director because he wanted to make it interesting

he made the new godzilla so that was probably a good idea tbh

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Aug 19, 2010

fatzilla owned for the 12 minutes that he was in the movie. the kid from kickass on the other hand was really bad and should not have been the focus of the movie

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Aug 19, 2010

Nick Rivers posted:

Studio execs will soon start developing movies based on the only untapped source of nostalgia left- television commercials.

Coming soon in 2017:
-The Passion of the Encyclopedia Britannica Kid
-The Sears Air Conditioner (think the notebook meets titanic)
-Kids sitting around acting like smart adults talking about muppet babies books
-The "Have you played Atari Today" jingle on a 2 hour loop

Raisin Hell: The Revenge of the California Raisins

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Aug 19, 2010

gender swapped Caddyshack with a cgi gopher

hollywood give me all of your money

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Aug 19, 2010

Y-Hat posted:

this is why i'm glad that the proposed Slap Shot remakes have never gotten off the ground. one of the reasons for why it's my favorite movie ever is because it's one of the best time capsules of the late 1970s rust belt

another reason slap shot is so good and also won't likely be remade is because it is the total opposite of basically every sports movie: the protagonist is a sleazy conman, theres no uplifting message, nobody learns a valuable lesson about teamwork, and the chiefs only win at the end because the other side inadvertently forfeits.

also the scene where paul newman tells a mother that her child is going to grow up to be a fag probably would not be well-received today

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Aug 19, 2010

Crowsbeak posted:

alt right.

Internaut! posted:

"alt right"

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Aug 19, 2010

Castor Poe posted:

Out of loving nowhere, a Blair Witch Project sequel called Blair Witch that looks like it's basically the same exact movie beat for beat but with jump scares, sick special effects, more stick figures and black people!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=girSv9UH_V8

adam wingard and simon barrett made you're next and the guest which were both really good so there's a chance this won't actually be total poo poo

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