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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Apparently the new Star Trek is a mediocre sack of trash too. But Sulu is gay now, so 6/10 Movie of the Summer.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 22:32

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:56

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

That last paragraph is brutal

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 05:11

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 17:06

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Three Olives is the best poster on this web sight

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:30

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Three Olives is the best poster on this web sight

THIS WAS NOT ME!! OK SA IM DONE!! IF YALL CAN LET THIS poo poo HAPPEN I DONT WANT TO BE HERE. I DID NOT POST THIS

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:30

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Uncle Wemus posted:

Squaresoft was right, life is strange

Hella strange
*hangs up Avenged Sevenfold poster in bedroom*
*cranks up panic at the disco even though dad told her to keep it down*

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:55

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Whenever I see someone say "I loved the new Ghostbusters!" my brain reacts the same way it does whenever I see someone say "I love Fall Out Boy!"

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 21:49

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

XK posted:

Is it just me, or is this article straight up word salad?

Have to put that utterly useless BA in creative writing to use somehow.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 17:35

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:56

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Groovelord Neato posted:

when they remake jaws there will be riots in the streets.

Jaws will be a female in the remake. Sharks don't have many obvious secondary sexual characteristics, so they're going to put a bow and big eyelashes on it.

It's going to be a really empowering moment for women, communists, and Huffington Post columnists.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 17:40

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