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Haste Crystals... Haste Crystals! Get your haste crystals here! Yes, yes and you'll need one of these glass wands, too. |
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Jul 17, 2016 09:25
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For just thirteen coins I will sell you this tab of scroll I found on the floor of an alchemist's shoppe after there was an explosion, I believe a bit of the potion may have soaked in... |
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Jul 17, 2016 09:27
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For the last time NO, we are out of tablets that turn your mead in to a love potion. Wow those sold out quick |
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Jul 17, 2016 09:28
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Knock them out, tie them up and give them the most addictive thing you had. Just like Chinese do today!
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Jul 17, 2016 10:27
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roll thine leaves betwixt parchment, lo hurf de durf time
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Jul 17, 2016 16:19
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All thine companions are imbibing it
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Jul 17, 2016 16:56
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blaze ye olde bonge |
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Jul 17, 2016 19:07
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"Yo friends, this poo poo makes Saracens speak in tongues. 2 shillings a bag. Believe. I also have this powder that can knock out a shire horse. Not for your average villein, but you look just strapping enough." ---------------- |
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Jul 17, 2016 19:09
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Your holiness a burning goat spoke to me in the desert and the voice of god instructed me in the use of these small squares of papyrus. Having been soaked by the bloody tears of Christ at the resurrection, a man of God need only eat two in order to receive a blessing of divine prophecy from the lord! |
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Jul 17, 2016 19:15
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treasure bear posted:roll thine leaves betwixt parchment, lo hurf de durf time |
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Jul 17, 2016 19:52
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Most Middle-Aged people did drugs in college, so it wouldn't be that hard. |
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Jul 17, 2016 20:28
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Shaquin posted:All thine companions are imbibing it |
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Jul 17, 2016 22:46
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hark, serf! wishest thou to have a slightly less miserable time? |
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Jul 17, 2016 22:49
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shakespeare wrote all his best poo poo on this stuff
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Jul 17, 2016 23:26
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Don't play "who's got the button," because the answer is nobody. Nobody has a button.
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Jul 18, 2016 00:17
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First one's free bro. Selling drugs is a lot easier that you would think tbqh.
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Jul 18, 2016 00:37
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treasure bear posted:roll thine leaves betwixt parchment, lo hurf de durf time Shaquin posted:All thine companions are imbibing it
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Jul 18, 2016 00:43
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Yes, yes of course this is the finest of all truffles I have ever known.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:27
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your lives are really messed up and awful but drugs will provide great if temporary distraction from it for you |
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treasure bear posted:roll thine leaves betwixt parchment, lo hurf de durf time
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Jul 18, 2016 04:04
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Dare to say yes to drugs for if ye do not, thine comrades will know thee for a coward
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Jul 18, 2016 04:30
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December Octopodes posted:Dare to say yes to drugs
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Jul 18, 2016 04:50
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embark on a thousand year journey into the past sailing the darkened seas on a great clipper ship traversing from this land to that donning ye sailer's suit and cap |
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Jul 18, 2016 05:25
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Deus vult
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Jul 18, 2016 05:51
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December Octopodes posted:Dare to say yes to drugs
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Macnult posted:embark on a thousand year journey into the past clippers weren't around until the enlightenment 
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Jul 18, 2016 12:50
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whenever I light a joint I call it the enlightenment
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Jul 18, 2016 14:01
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smoking also probably not until the new world so you'd be stuck with ye mildly sweete cakes of weede because cocoa and sugar cane haven't been discovered yet either |
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Jul 18, 2016 16:24
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My lords and ladies, won't thou try some of my mysterious white powder? It will fill you with holy energy!
"Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less." -General Robert E. Lee |
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Jul 18, 2016 17:31
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The yobber of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a massive weed joint from the bosom of the blue forum, signifying by divine Providence that I, albanyacademy, was to get very dank. THAT is why I am so chill. |
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Jul 19, 2016 01:45
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Macnult posted:embark on a thousand year journey into the past i'm waiting for thy man twenty-six florins in my hand up to venice, 1225 feel foule and tainted more melancholic than sanguine i'm waiting for thy man |
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Jul 19, 2016 03:22
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Don We Now posted:i'm waiting for thy man
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Jul 19, 2016 03:56
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Don We Now posted:i'm waiting for thy man |
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Jul 19, 2016 05:36
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Don We Now posted:i'm waiting for thy man |
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Jul 19, 2016 11:49
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Don We Now posted:i'm waiting for thy man |
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Jul 19, 2016 15:34
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And imma ride with my motherfuckin knights, Most likely imma die with my finger on the crucifix, Don't worry bout mine salvation, imma grind till i get it And tell all of the arabs that Jerusalem is the limit, Jerusalem is the limit, Jerusalem is the limit, And imma tell all of the arabs that Jerusalem is the limit, Because Jerusalem is the limit, Yeah, Jerusalem is the limit, And if you look up high to the heavens, you'll see that I'm goin be in it, Cuz the pope offered us absolution of all mortal sins if we take upon ourselves this holiest of wars to return Jerusalem back to the hands of good Christian men in the name of Christ amen
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