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How Legalizing Weed Will Solve All of Our Problems: -Tax money from weed will reinvigorate public projects and rebuild infrastructure including roads, schools, government buildings, and public pools. -Hungry stoners will start a new renaissance in culinary techniques and improve the quality of all restaurants, including fast food, 10x or more. -Drastically lower unemployment by creating tons of jobs on massive hydroponic weed farms. -More informed voters from people spending 15 hours straight on wikipedia instead of going to the bar.\ -Federal weed tax allows greater funding of NASA and hiring of stoned Neil Degrasse Tyson to colonize Mars. With weed plants. Leading to faster than light travel, somehow. -Others
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reserved for more benefits of weed legalization
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Jul 18, 2016 19:43
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Your research on faster than light travel is dubious at best. Voted 1.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:46
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Smoke weed at times. Choose not to smoke weed at other times. All weed is good. Some weed is more good.
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Hell Yeah posted:How Legalizing Weed Will Solve All of Our Problems: seems like a no-brainer, lets do it
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Jul 18, 2016 19:47
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you'll be too high to care!
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-energy crisis solved: self driving hemp oil cars will revolutionize energy technologies
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Jul 18, 2016 19:49
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i had some other ideas but i forgot them
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Jul 18, 2016 19:50
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world peace
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Jul 18, 2016 19:51
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maybe not ftl, but time travel? definitely
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Jul 18, 2016 19:56
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if i chug enough tincture pretty much anything seems ok
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Jul 18, 2016 19:56
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*furrows brow and looks at the audience with a contemplative look* I want everyone to close their eyes and imagine a new world. A world with no pain, where smoke rises from lit blunts and not gun barrels. A world where man is not judged on the color of his skin, but the dankness of his nugs. Where pee is not collected for testing, but for drinking. Where man can traverse the deepest parts of space and human knowledge from his couch and pajamas. We can have all of this and more, this world can be turned into a reality ladies and gentlemen. Now say it with me: LE-GAL WEED
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Jul 18, 2016 19:59
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Complete worldwide nuclear disarmament with all radioactive material utilized to make world's largest vaporizer.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:02
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Allah made no specific ban on smoking weed . He was pretty clear on alcohol . Actually , there are various reasons He banned alcohol , but not any clear ones about weed . therefore, it is halal
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Jul 18, 2016 20:05
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weed makes nature even more beautiful and I want to care for the environment more when I smoke it and wander through the forest on a balmy summer evening looking up at the sun dappled canopy
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Jul 18, 2016 20:08
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in other news my ted x gbs fanfiction is nearing completion, hope you're all looking forward to it
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Jul 18, 2016 20:14
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Why hi *tips my cowboy hat* hello "pardners" if you will, my name is social vegan and I was invited by the fine people here at Ted ex GBS to come talk about some of my favourite things in the world: italiano pizanos. Whoah now there mr mccormick put your dick away I'm not talking about the seasoning *sits down sideways on a office chair* that reminds me, did you know mccormick has misrepresented the italian minority as a spice blend? They are people mccormick i'm a person not a costume *waits for the gasps from the audience to stop a lot of people told me they couldn't handle the truth but they're facing it now with arms wide open and a heart ready to love again* *crosses my legs, tipping my cowboy hat* and you can take that to the banco *turns to camera 2 and whispers loudly* between you and me that's bank in italian, the language of love and salametto *turns to tcamera 3 and winks*
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Jul 18, 2016 20:15
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Users are losers
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Jul 18, 2016 20:16
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*waddles out onto stage* Hello friends it's me social vegan again for Ted ex GBS thanks to the fine folks for inviting me out again so with that hello, how are you doing? Good great, oh ya the wife is great, a real stunner... ha ha you might be wondering why you're having trouble engaging me in what would otherwise be a delightful and considerate conversation, you might think hey this guy is a couple nachos short of a nacho supreme order at taco bell, a couple screws loose in his noggin and those screws are tearing through gray matter with each twist of the neck. Let me tell you why you think this, it's because I'm wearing a fleecy micky mouse themed blanket with a hole i cut for my head in the middle of the blanket and my dick is out. A lot of people will tell you that fleecy blankets aren't clothes, but those people are wrong and jews. Websters dictionary defines clothes and clothing you wear, but that's where the text ends *flufs out my fleecy blanket starring mickey mouse* and your imagination begins
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Jul 18, 2016 20:19
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Toodle pip my main bitches and assholes it's me SV my boyyyy *takes a sip of lean and then puts my glasses on* ha ha a little roleplay for my friends and parents in the back of the room, love you pierre Today I'm here, thanks to the fine folks at Ted x GBS to tell you a little truth that has grown into a big truth with the germination of love and the tender watering of growing up to face facts. Science tells us a lot about the beauty of the world around us, how cancer kills our loved ones, and why puppies are so dang cute. But today I've been destined to be put before you laudable lovable eggheads to inspire you with a vaccination of truth. Science cannot explain a lot of things. Cancer is an illusion and god is real. When your uncle larry (before jail) used to steal your nose from your face, your nose was actually gone. Thanks
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Jul 18, 2016 20:29
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Hell Yeah posted:How legalizing weed will solve all of our problems.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:31
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Ten years ago i asked myself a question, "What would civilization be like... on weed??"
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Jul 18, 2016 20:31
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Hell Yeah posted:"What would civilization be like... on weed??" 
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Jul 18, 2016 20:32
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anything revolving around tax money is going to send more people to prison and have legal codes that look like stacks of phone books
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Jul 18, 2016 20:33
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the govt does not need to create and regulate a "weed industry" any more than it needs to create and regulate a "celery industry" you legalization people are falling for an admiral ackbar sized trap im tellins ya e: just decriminalize thats it
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Jul 18, 2016 20:34
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every1 take a deep breath together in...and out *waits for 4 minutes without speaking* do you feel that, that electricity in the air? Every time you breath your body makes a small weed and the weed goes into your brain and you feel good. Every. drat. Time. Tell me now, mr. walmart government obama, how are you going to regulate that weed?
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Jul 18, 2016 20:35
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reallivedinosaur posted:the govt does not need to create and regulate a "weed industry" any more than it needs to create and regulate a "celery industry" i felt the same way, but when we looked at the data, it just didn't make sense to adhere to this paradigm anymore. *shows complex futuristic graphs of whatever you're talking about.*
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Jul 18, 2016 20:39
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I'm supposed to smoke what every day?
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Jul 18, 2016 20:40
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who here has used hash oil to get high raise your hands.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:41
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Hemp plastics, ropes, and concretes, all edible, all get you high af
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Jul 18, 2016 20:43
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Hell Yeah posted:who here has used hash oil to get high raise your hands. *keeps hand lowered*
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Jul 18, 2016 20:44
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Pon de Bundy posted:Allah made no specific ban on smoking weed . He was pretty clear on alcohol . Actually , there are various reasons He banned alcohol , but not any clear ones about weed . therefore, it is halal Is this why so many Arabs are stoners? This is a real light bulb moment for me.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:48
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I need a lifetime supply of grass and hooch as reparations for living in the twilight era of white privilege.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:49
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north koreans are all smoking weed eryday. put that in your pipe.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:51
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i inadvertently purchased some bho recently would not recommend
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Jul 18, 2016 20:52
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futs
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Jul 18, 2016 21:18
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I'll help you fill in the blanks OP Legalization will cause the stock price of Hot Pockets to soar to incredible heights, propelling research in stuffed dough technologies. During one such research project, it will be discovered that encapsulating uranium in a yeast-risen shell can add leaps and bounds to its energy output, leading to new tiny pizza oven based propulsion methods. Operated in the vacuum of space, these engines will have the ability to quickly reach and exceed the speed of light, leading to a race of super stoned space monkeys ramming themselves into celestial objects throughout the universe. All of this, thanks to the legalization of weed
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Jul 18, 2016 21:21
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it will make people happier.
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