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hope the j/o was fulfilling without being consuming
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Jul 20, 2016 02:40
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I'm gonna go to a party sometime. Sometime.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I'm gonna go to a party sometime. Sometime. there's a party n my mouth and you are invited (be ready to ejac)
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Jul 20, 2016 02:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I'm gonna go to a party sometime. Sometime. ya a poz party
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Jul 20, 2016 02:43
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who needs a braindead alcohol "party" when you can spend an evening expanding your mind and sharing knowledge with other enlightened souls on IRC
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Jul 20, 2016 02:43
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Shaquin posted:ya a poz party You can come too [with a u that is]
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Jul 20, 2016 02:44
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way a head of you. loaded for bear.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:44
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Iron Prince posted:there's a party n my mouth and you are invited (be ready to ejac) That's gonna be a p short party I think.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:44
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dads_work_files posted:who needs a braindead alcohol "party" when you can spend an evening expanding your mind and sharing knowledge with other enlightened souls on IRC I hope this is a euphemism for getting drunk and forgetting how to use a computer, otherwise your Saturday sounds really boring.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:45
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irc is for criminals and everyone on it is an illegal sex pervert
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Jul 20, 2016 02:45
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i get drunk and have sex with my computer
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Jul 20, 2016 02:46
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Enfield posted:i get drunk and have sex with my computer ah a yospos man
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dads_work_files posted:who needs a braindead alcohol "party" when you can spend an evening expanding your mind and sharing knowledge with other enlightened souls on IRC yes no one on irc is ever drunk
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Jul 20, 2016 02:47
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Twat McTwatterson posted:But I stayed home instead I need to know if you're a boy or a girl so I can write some fanfic about you
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Jul 20, 2016 02:49
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It'll be worth it, I promise.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:49
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Shaquin posted:irc is for criminals and everyone on it is an illegal sex pervert Time to investigate!
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Zahgaegun posted:I need to know if you're a boy or a girl so I can write some fanfic about you workshopping here, he bodyswaps partially into his older sister so he's both
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Jul 20, 2016 02:50
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Twat McTwatterson posted:But I stayed home instead Aw DUUUUDE! You shoulda been there it was OFF THE CHAAAIIIN!!!!!!
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Jul 20, 2016 02:50
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Shaquin posted:workshopping here, he bodyswaps partially into his older sister so he's both I was thinking about writing a vignette about the awesome girl/boy being cheered up by a friend after talking about how 'tonight feels different' and 'I get the feeling I'm going to meet Him/Her' and so on but for some reason the suitor-ee never shows at the party and now her friend is in the kitchen saying 'C'mon, let's go dance' and scene.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:53
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Every house I've ever lived in was the party house everyone came to. I have squandered the prime years of my life. Do not invite me to parties. One time my best friend broke up with his long time girlfriend and I hosed her in the mouth and crotch a lot that night. My roommate wouldn't clean up the bathroom so I literally cleaned just half of it, like the mirror and sink had a perfect line down the middle between a clean side and another covered in toothpaste and food chunks from flossing. I poo poo in my friends hat after he fell asleep during a football game. Later on he woke up and took a massive poo poo, so I stuck a bottle rocket under the door and lit it but everyone got mad at me for marking up the floor tile. I got drunk and porked some chick on my buddies new couch and she peed all over it or whatever and he had to wash it in the morning while I was over at her place loving her more. I threw up a ton of cheese and threw a chunk at someones head because I felt like they were being overly dramatic about it but I missed and it hit the window over the sink and got everywhere.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:54
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sluggo is mad posted:yes no one on irc is ever drunk irc's for old guys with improbable facial hair and swedish teenagers, so i can only imagine the wild parties that go on when sven cracks into his mother's akvavit and sagas are spun of legendary eight-day dota sessions
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Jul 20, 2016 02:56
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Zahgaegun posted:I was thinking about writing a vignette about the awesome girl/boy being cheered up by a friend after talking about how 'tonight feels different' and 'I get the feeling I'm going to meet Him/Her' and so on but for some reason the suitor-ee never shows at the party and now her friend is in the kitchen saying 'C'mon, let's go dance' and scene. there was more forbidden rear end slapping in mine but i write blue this will play well in middle america however
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Jul 20, 2016 02:57
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I spend 4-5 hours a night trying to find a good video to jerk it too on tube sites. Yeah if I spent $5/month I'd get HD stuff from something like Brazzers but if I spend enough time looking I can get it for free. 
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Jul 20, 2016 02:59
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thats too much time to cum
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Jul 20, 2016 03:01
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are you looking at the rear end/groin area or staring at their calves? troubleshooting
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Shaquin posted:there was more forbidden rear end slapping in mine but i write blue this will play well in middle america however I can't write an rear end slap for poo poo but I can do Pleasantville really well - like how your hearing gets super sharp after you poke your eyes out.
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