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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
highlights that will be coming up:

The Addiction are heels again.

Cody Rhodes is a mega babyface in a heel stable

Cody Rhodes pinning the name "Boo Boo Face" to Christopher Daniels

Bullet Club beat Bully Ray & The Bricoes, and will be getting a 6 man title shot sometime soon against Dalton and the Boys

Marty won a 6 man mayhem match in which he spent 95% of the match dancing around ringside and occasionally running into he ring to break up a pinfall. He eventually stole a pin from Kaz.

KUSHIDA defends the TV title against Jay White

Lethal is going to be off TV for the next 7ish weeks until he comes back and beats up Silas and Bruiser

Cody defends his title against Boo Boo Daniels in a rematch. It was best 2 of 3 falls match, and Cody swept the first 2 falls. He did literally nothing heelish, short of a low blow, but that was after one by Boo Boo. Boo Boo got relentlessly heckled by a kid and he argued with him a bunch of times.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Okada didn't beat Tanahashi in their first Tokyo Dome ME sooo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Wasn't Sutter fighting for months to get with Allie? And they're breaking them up already, haha

yay breakup angles on real life marriages

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
so right now Konnan is basically booking the ME scene

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mkay0 posted:

Going to expose both of them, badly.


https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/883834143532085248

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

Well, just looking at the timeline here -- Kenny has G1 dates set through early August. Win or lose, he'll surely be pushed/protected and set up for a marquee match at King of Pro Wrestling, which happens in October. After that is the sprint build to WK12 in January.

I'm sure they'll make time for him to defend the US belt during that period, but it's hardly the "whenever they want" open schedule that ROHque was suggesting.

ROH is basically running no events between the end of June and end of September.

There's one NC show, and like 3 dates in the UK, and that's about it for a 3 month stretch.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Jul 13, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

89 posted:

The person Kurt Angle is bringing to Raw next week is Dixie.

lol

hail satan


Abroham Lincoln posted:

Kurt's horrible secret: being in TNA.

Vince has waited 14 years for this moment

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Queering Wheel posted:

lol they really are desperate for Ronda to do WWE again just so that Steph can get her win back, aren't they

eh, out of all the UFC fighters to headline a PPV last year, Ronda is 1 of the 3 who managed to actually draw big numbers (the other 2 being Brock and Conor)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

Ronda is still really famous guys

why this is shocking to some people I dunno

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Skinty McEdger posted:

I'm trying to think of any celeb the wwe has managed to get in during the prime of their career and not the downturn of it.

Rock and Batista don't count.

Mayweather and Tyson easilly

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Who would win in a shoot fight Brock Lesnar or Braun Stroman

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DLC Inc posted:

what's this poo poo about Enzo getting kicked off a bus by the Big Dog I'm hearing about

i've got exclusive footage

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Rovert was just quoted in Deadspin -

Ronda Rousey Appears To Be Ready To gently caress People Up In WWE. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwoLLowjU

It's an article by Bix, former F4W writer and goon

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

The_Rob posted:

He'll get moved to 205 live as a singles wrestler, and Maria will be Jinders new valet for like a month only for them both to be released.

ROH signs them, immediately makes them world champ

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Someone in UFC did, which just makes me think it's happening more

UFC loves to lie, especially when it's about a scoop and especially when it involves Brock (see: last time someone broke the news he was coming back, they said he wasn't, and their next event they announced he totally was)

He broke it about an hour before UFC showed Brock coming back as part of a PPV package

UFC retaliated by throwing him out of the PPV he was reporting at with his camera woman and editor, and banning the reporter for life

Which ended up being a few days after UFC got shat on by the media.


Saif reporter also works for Showtime and got told during the start of Conor/Floyd that he was being taken off because Dana White demanded it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I am happy WWE traded Cody Rhodes for Adam Cole, Rush, Dijack, and reDragon.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Basic Chunnel posted:

The worst that could happen is people checking out current ROH expecting good or fun shows

ROH shows are generally excellent from a technical perspective but hoo boy those angles

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Yep. At first thought my mind was playing tricks on me because the only time I'm ever at a TNA show, the last loving thing I expect to see is the man, the myth, the legend, Dick Justice. Then found out he was there last night and welp, had to rush here with the news

How's the theme park

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
its about time for Goldust to retire anyway

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rovert posted:

The wrestlers will work hard to get the match over but NXT War Games will all new elements which are goofy as gently caress. Fans of the WCW one won't like it at all.

We already had war games with three 3 man teams

This probably won't have smoke and teleportation so it'll be a plus.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DLC Inc posted:

how much longer will Aleister Black be doing squash matches for, I need to see him wrassle the big boys already

they dont come much bigger than chris hero

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

Gee if only there was a match type designed to prevent interference, against the champion who only wins via interference. They might have a PPV named after that, I dunno.
There isn't a thundercage ppv

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aphrodite posted:

I don't know I think the less interesting bro could probably become ROH champion.

Have you looked at Ron's main event scene recently


They're sticking random NJPW juniors in it because no one has any momentum

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

IcePhoenix posted:

he debuted on the main roster with a mighty mouse gimmick :ssh:

I mean he's the most technically proficient wrestler and his main events don't draw

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DarkstarIV posted:

Eh. While I can see the Emma vs Asuka feud continuing, it would be dragging on for way too long at that point, especially since Emma has been beaten twice in a row now by Asuka.

Oh who am I kidding? Emma is the Bray Wyatt of the Womens Division.

Sister Abigail is the Bray Wyatt if the women's division

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

super macho dude posted:

Rovert vs SA mods is still a better storyline then anything WWE has done in the past 10 years

There's a really good rant from an old B&V show that probably describes what Jerusalem is feeling right now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I would link it but Jru probated the person who mentioned it for trying to provoke rovert.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CubsWoo posted:

Don't secondary titles get swapped pretty often on the international tours anyway, there's a good chance Ambrose and Rollins get the belts back on some live event elsewhere in Europe before they fly back

No. The last time stuff changed outside of the US or Canada

the US title last changed hands when WCW was alive with Lance Storm winning it
the Intercontinental title was last changed in Europe when Santino debuted and stunned Umaga
none of the active tag titles have changed before tonight. the last the time the old original WWE tag titles changed was back in 2007

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rovert posted:

No one is tweeting out detailed IMPACT spoilers.

the casting agency must have required an NDA

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Teddybear posted:

This is the first time that the WWE Championship has changed hands outside of North America, which... I never really thought about it like that, but it is, isn't it?

The records state that it was won for the first time in Brazil.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VJeff posted:

Dude, WWE should be grooming Tyler Bate to be a future megastar. What the gently caress?

No one watches 205 live anyway

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Look I know I just posted how D'amore booked some bad poo poo too during his run in TNA so we shouldn't be surprised BUT HOW DOES THIS COMPANY NEVER CHANGE

It should have been Christopher Daniels



Somehow

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
At least they haven't done feast or fired yet

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Ethan Page debuted for Impact as Chandler Park, a relative of Abyss/Joseph Park. James Storm lost a Loser/Winner Leaves Town match.

hahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Expect him to get even bigger than before

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

hes like a fat kevin nash

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gold Sexy Body posted:

His quads work

not for very much longer at that weight

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Man, and just think all it probably would have taken to make him stay was ending Jinder’s awful title run sooner by having Neville beat him for the belt, hold it a few months, then drop it to AJ in a likely barn burner MOTY candidate.

But Vince gonna :vince:

If that's what it would have taken him to stay I'm glad he's gone

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

apparently Jack Swagger is in LU now and there's no sign of Matanza

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DarkstarIV posted:

Is Lucha Underground becoming the new TNA in terms of signing old WWE talent? :confused:

nah they were that in Season 1

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