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misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

tional Convention:

I feel like there's comedy potential here, somehow.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:06

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Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Tastes like chicken.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:10

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:10

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Next year they should include guns so they can shoot themselves.

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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:16

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

are those... fetus stress balls? I would feel weird about crushing a fetus in my hands, even if I was stressed.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:32

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Always remember the murder of the unborn by squeezing a replica fetus.

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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Guys, I.... I think they're squirt guns...

DRILLDO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:38

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:39

jBrereton

Handy if you get the munchies for a California Slider.

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# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Robot Made of Meat

alnilam posted:

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:51

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Do you drop one in a cup of water and watch it expand

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:06

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Do you drop one in a cup of water and watch it expand

So that's how babby is formed.

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# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

google THIS

cupcake toppers, I tell you baby showers just keep getting creepier and creepier

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:47

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

garnishes for the illuminati party

# ? Jul 22, 2016 06:57

alnilam

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Do you drop one in a cup of water and watch it expand

misty mountaintop posted:

So that's how babby is formed.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 11:56

Darkman Fanpage

i give them out to children to teach them that at one point they too were a plastic fetus

# ? Jul 22, 2016 14:17

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

considered my heebies jeebied, yeesh

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:34

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i give them out to children to teach them that at one point they too were a plastic fetus

"I knew you before you were injection molded." - Jesus

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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:05

FluffieDuckie

misty mountaintop posted:

"I knew you before you were injection molded." - Jesus

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

haha. they have holes in their butts

# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:04

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

misty mountaintop posted:

"I knew you before you were injection molded." - Jesus

# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:07

Final Fart Buttball

i want to squeeze them

# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:07

Final Fart Buttball

Final Fart Buttball posted:

i want to squeeze them

this was my first post in 2 years

# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Final Fart Buttball posted:

this was my first post in 2 years

I liked it

# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:34

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

It's better than the bag of actual fetuses the Democrats are going to give out

# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:17

MrWillsauce

Hugh Malone posted:

It's better than the bag of actual fetuses the Democrats are going to give out

# ? Jul 24, 2016 00:59

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

As a democrat I love fetus death.

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# ? Jul 24, 2016 04:12

MrWillsauce

i hate freedom and love paying taxes

:hf:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 13:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

they had to plan very carefully for the republican convention because many of the delegates could not cross running water or be exposed to direct sunlight

# ? Jul 24, 2016 13:57

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

they had to plan very carefully for the republican convention because many of the delegates could not cross running water or be exposed to direct sunlight

# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:50

Senior Management

I hear the next RNC will be in Death Valley just to troll the protesters. They will have free ice cream on the inside for registered Republicans.

:jerry:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 16:26

SirJohnnyMcDonald: by exmarx

bag full of lil marco's :3

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# ? Jul 24, 2016 16:28

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Some fundie jackhole used to stand around by the student center at my old University with anti abortion signs and hand those things out to everyone.
Everyone would immediately drop them in the trash 5 feet away and he'd spend 15 minutes at the end of the day fishing them back out so that they "didnt go to waste".

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:31

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

They look like if you loaded them into a rubber band finger slingshot you could raise some welts.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:27

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i wonder if any republicans see those things as a waste of good petroleum byproducts

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:32

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

alnilam posted:

# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:50

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i wonder if any republicans see those things as a waste of good petroleum byproducts

[Hank Hill voice] Petroleum and Petroleum byproducts.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:35

SheepThrowinBoy: "Joel, what are these films
supposed to teach us?"

"We're born, we die, & there is
a lot of padding in between."

Limited edition Sack o' Duggars

# ? Jul 25, 2016 05:05

SheepThrowinBoy: "Joel, what are these films
supposed to teach us?"

"We're born, we die, & there is
a lot of padding in between."

Collect 'em all

# ? Jul 25, 2016 05:05

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Drad_Bert: by Smythe

misty mountaintop posted:

tional Convention:

I feel like there's comedy potential here, somehow.

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# ? Jul 25, 2016 06:10

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