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Morter posted:There's a chat? where's the chat? Scan the QR code that pops up on occasion, you too can be treated to a feed that scrolls so fast that you think "This has to be playing catch-up on my end, it'll stop soon, I'm sure of it."
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Mar 5, 2022 02:24
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muscles like this! posted:Santo... And here is my time machine And I thought Exorcist II had a heavy buy-in with the Synchronizer; "luchadore nuclear physicist made a time machine" is next level
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Mar 5, 2022 02:35
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Woah it got sexy in the past
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Mar 5, 2022 02:39
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Morter posted:Oh no, they're watching with the same system Abby watched the 2nd half of Riding with Death "Is she in Heaven?"
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Mar 5, 2022 02:45
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Mar 5, 2022 02:48
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Don't say "essence," blech!
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Mar 5, 2022 03:03
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"My head and my groin, my two favorite parts!" I mean, I've been laughing throughout the episode, but that one hit me just right.
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Mar 5, 2022 03:55
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The host segments did feel a little flat visually, but the only time they really bumped me was in Patton and Felicia's segments. Lots of artifacting and very poor lighting, to the point where I was wondering if they were self-taped at times.
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Mar 5, 2022 23:32
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I think what I am learning is that now, more than ever, it's Specialty Breads. ("A hat and a pad.")
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Mar 18, 2022 17:32
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My job, my way 
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Mar 29, 2022 18:40
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I like High School Big Shot, it's so bleak that it's impossible to take it as anything other than a comedy. And Betty* is very attractive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVJt-Ne8BGQ (*Betty!)
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Aug 4, 2022 05:26
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She opened her syntho-flavo door.
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Jun 13, 2023 19:14
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verbal enema posted:I actually like that movie a lot but the ending is so wtf A young woman (waitress, poor, no prospects) had to die so that a young man (wealthy, connected family, world at his feet) could grow. What's not to get? "Are you waiting for a bus?"
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Jun 14, 2023 02:45
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Same with High School Big Shot, but for the entire movie and I don’t like it at all. Somehow grafting Kubrick's The Killing onto a teen delinquent movie just makes the whole thing that much bleaker. (Well, and throwing in the bit with the alcoholic father.) verbal enema posted:whats the one teenage exploitation where the family gets taken hostage? that one is pretty rough too Teenage Crime Wave. I gotta say, I have a soft spot for those 50's teen movies, they're just so melodramatic and alarmist, but also oddly sanitized - until the inevitable, Shakespearean bloodbath of an ending.
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Jun 14, 2023 04:43
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She hasn't moved this fast since Lucky Strikes went on sale
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Jun 17, 2023 20:03
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... WOULD YOU GIVE ME MY HAMBURGER
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Jun 20, 2023 01:43
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Eggs are complicated, they should cost $100 each.
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Jun 20, 2023 05:17
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I forced my skull right through my face And refused to wash my stringy haiiiiir (Track of the Moon Beast has that 70's "the hero must die at the end" film sensibility, yet it also doesn't seem to understand why or how to really give that any weight. "Wow, what an idiot, huh? Well, let's go" really encapsulates the movie's attitude towards Paul's death.)
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Jun 21, 2023 13:14
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This is hard, I shoulda just bought that gun...
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Jun 21, 2023 20:55
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Future War is so cheap they made an anonymous grey room with a few random, free-standing rice paper windowpanes stand in for "Catholic Church." A location that is not that hard to find.
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Jul 9, 2023 17:11
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SolarFire2 posted:They spent all their budget on cardboard boxes. Well, cardboard boxes can be anything, even a TV camera. A real Calvin & Hobbes aesthetic.
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Jul 9, 2023 17:52
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Buzz from The Girl in Gold Boots. "I'm an icky elf!"
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Jul 16, 2023 00:33
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Since he can technically be classified as the protagonist, I'd say the "scientist" from Blood Waters of Dr. Z (aka Zaat) was pretty terrible. On the topic of "episodes with movies too ugly/depressing to rewatch," Blood Waters of Dr. Z is on my short list of duds. Just a bunch of late 60's Florida nothing, ineptly filmed and run through with nihilism. Dr. Z's plan doesn't really succeed, but everybody dies anyways. I had like a dozen SciFi era episodes recorded on VHS in high school, and that one always inevitably got the fast-forward treatment.
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Jul 17, 2023 00:17
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$9.13 to ship 3D glasses? DECLINED
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Jul 25, 2023 03:07
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I AM GRANDO posted:WHAT? That’s insane. The postage-paid stamp on my glasses was like $1.15. I only backed the new season at an otherwise all-digital rewards tier, so maybe I got hosed because there's nothing else to mail. But yeah:  I'm good.
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Jul 25, 2023 14:42
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Murdstone posted:The shipping costs is a downer, but every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it. You're some guy, Murdstone.
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Jul 26, 2023 16:38
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"Even I don't buy it."
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Jul 26, 2023 17:40
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We're goin' campin', and you're gonna watch.
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Jul 30, 2023 20:13
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I need a puffy hat with a filthy saying on it.
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Jul 31, 2023 12:37
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Sydney Bottocks posted:We put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets. "I'M DOCTOR TED NELSON!" [BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM]
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Aug 3, 2023 04:23
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A major upside of the "quality" of MST3K films: the ability to cut entire B-plots to meet the 75-80 minute movie runtime of an episode, and you rarely see so much as a hint at the excised material peeking through the rest of the scenes. It's memorable in Mitchell because Joel and the Bots call out Jon Saxon's complete disappearance, while the movie itself trucks along without anybody addressing it.
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Sep 9, 2023 23:37
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Larryb posted:I’m sort of curious how/if they’re going to continue from where 13 left off or just start fresh with a new host and Mads. Then again, it was never really explained how the Bots got back to the SOL in Season 11 (though you could say it’s a new set and the original Tom and Crow are still crashing with Mike) so it’s possible they’ll just handwave it away somehow. I would refer you to the theme song, which has a few lines that address your concerns.
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Sep 15, 2023 18:37
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Larryb posted:Wait there's another one? How many Master Ninja movies did they make? 13 episodes somehow became 7 Master Ninja movies MASTER NINJA THEME SONG
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Sep 29, 2023 03:58
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This song is in the public domain That's why we used it twiiiiiiiiiiiiice (...I hope he said 'peanuts.'")
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Oct 1, 2023 16:44
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Stop slanging!
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Oct 5, 2023 21:38
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Hazo posted:The Mads turn off the life support everywhere outside the theater, or something to that effect. I don’t remember what episode it’s mentioned in. The only mention I remember is in Invasion of the Neptune Men, when the movie gets so bad that Mike gets up and says "I gotta...I gotta go outside" as Crow chides him "Mike, there's no AIR out there..." (And when he returns, Mike says "Mrs. F doesn't have any oxygen out there for us, had to come back in...") I forgot that Crow leaves too, leaving Servo there to riff awkwardly by himself and moan "I'm lonely now." Raskolnikov38 posted:what times are it "The clock's running backwards!" "That means lunch won't be 'til yesterday!" JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Oct 10, 2023 |
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Oct 10, 2023 17:35
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zoux posted:Tom meltdowns I think are my favorite Servo bits. "That's your mother winky you mother my god" The noise that Servo makes for his lump of clay in the puppet show they put on after the "Robot Rumpus" short slays me. Can't even attempt to transcribe it, it's so guttural. verbal enema posted:I would love to know what the origin of "I thought I was Dale?" Is A 60's Grape Nuts commercial where...well, just watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8bNL0YgWO4
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Oct 14, 2023 22:07
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Morter posted:(As Time Goes By-ly) Dadum dadadum die, dadum dadadum CRAP Dadum go away, dadadum end-end-end...
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...Did America really need to be sold on the automotive industry at this point?
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