Ratjaculation posted:

Ratjaculation posted:

RobattoJesus posted:

To be fair in tyool 2016 you're probably going to be expected to put so much stuff up your rear end in the bedroom that rejection is actually less embarrassing than if they say yes and you end up in ER with a 1/12 size power ranger in both holes.

lorn Wayne posted:

huh, from the original sequence of pics i thought the story was "she borrowed $90 from him, refused to pay him back and he got mad, oh and also wanted to gently caress her". made both of them out to kinda look like jerks.

real story: he spent some money on a date, didn't get laid, got mad and demanded some money to compensate.

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

oh man geeze oh wow..


all these other 'nice guys' are giving all of us REAL 'nice guys' a bad name. huh goons?

Tumble posted:

when people (women as well

Pick posted:

Yeah pretty much. But to be honest, I think that men have a bigger problem with it than women mostly because male friendships are fairweather as gently caress. Or they're something that's like the opposite of fairweather, maybe I'd call it like pitchfriends where they keep each other bitter and angry and feeling like failures so that their friends don't realize their lives could be better than that, because if their lives improved, they'd LEAVE!!

A good friend wants what's best for you, even if it might be to the detriment of your specific friendship.

Actually, I think a lot of men have in essence abusive relationships with one another (just non-sexually). Like, they're afraid that their friends getting GFs and whatever will rip them away, so they subtly tear down their friends or ruin their self-esteem so that they'll stay.

Cnut the Great posted:

Yeah Pick no. Guy friends rib on each other because that's how we bond. There's absolutely no bitterness or anger involved there unless you have lovely guy friends, which of course some people do, but I wouldn't say most.

Pick posted:

Guys sabotage one another all the time, I have been the woman in the relationship they anti-wingman'd.

Moon Atari posted:

Whereas men can be rejected entirely, such that there is nobody who wants them.

Ceciltron posted:

A once went out with a bigger girl who had that whole indestructible hymen thing going on. Sometimes, life gives you no chances.

Ratjaculation posted:

nah because he'd swoop in there to get some and she be like "nah, mate. were just friends"

Pick posted:

Super cute guy was just flirting with me while I ate crappy garbage food and looked like a dead-eyed troll

Hazel eyes and dark hair

Pick posted:

pad thai isn't that bad every oooonce in a while and i'm trying to gain a bit of weight so it's fine

Pick posted:

i've never heard it called "ranch"

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

No ma'am but you could certainly wear it like a dressing

EngineerSean posted:

drat I feel like this guy could have salvaged this one at any time before the last two messages.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

raise you hands if in retrospect the chubby girl you dated in young adulthood was the best and most frequent sex you ever had

LegoPirateNinja posted:

welcome to my buddy list

Dapper_Swindler posted:

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

this is apparently legit, and its cringe as gently caress. its about some neet who is pining for his waifu to a scary degree and then he comes to a sad fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2bl

here is the full thing in audio form.

jon joe posted:

No it's not shame. Just embarrassment. Endless.




This is pretty good though.

Pick posted:

An important distinction is that the "bottom of the barrel" for men, by man standards, is a really ugly woman. A "bottom of the barrel" for women, by woman standards, is someone who will try to kill us if we leave

social vegan posted:

i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre

Doc Friday posted:

How would one have sex with a trebuchet?

Pick posted:

I blame the media and advertising for making everyone so socially anxious it's difficult to function. I only really manage in public because I don't care what strangers think, at all, but it's because too much terrible bullshit has happened in my life. But friends, and people I care about deeply, I do get very anxious, it's hard when all the messaging is that you'll gently caress it up so you shouldn't try.

Don Tacorleone posted:

I thought this was impossible

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i have noviophobia ama

SciFiDownBeat posted:

what the gently caress is this thread even

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yeah, he was thwarted by a door. He was like a living embodiment of the abstract concept of total loserdom. His whole pissy little coffee-throwing tantrums and shooting random couples with an orange juice filled super-soaker were so stunningly inane that it is hard not to read as low-brow comedy.

Cumslut1895 posted:

yup that sure was hilarious. Not extremely sad at all.

Anyone want to go set some homeless people on fire with me?

Profondo Rosso posted:

uhhh if i had a girlfriend where would i find time to wallow all day in my own filth????? doesnt seem like a good tradeoff

The Endbringer posted:

We had a little room in the house that was probably meant for a washing machine & dryer, that we did nothing with so when people would stay over we would set up a cot and they'd sleep there.
One night my friend who was this big 6'7" androgynous Persian dude slept in that room and when I woke up my roommate's door was open.
As I was making breakfast I heard the door to the cot room open and close and my roommate ran out with a blanket around his nether regions, then my friend came out completely naked and winked at me. Then got dressed and left.
I didn't see my roommate for two weeks, then when I finally did he was adamant that he was not gay. He told me every chance he got. I never asked.

Pick posted:

Yeah, this is why I try to be very friendly and patient with everyone who isn't manipulative. Generally speaking I end up liking people as long as they're honest and not malicious. A lot of people are really gun-shy because of experiences in their teens and early 20s. I wasn't popular as a teen, but I cleaned up my act and do fine now. But I acknowledge how stressful it can be, there are certain circumstances that can make me so anxious I'll faint. (Basically any situation where I feel I'm up against a preceding bad reputation, but need to change their minds .) I was only able to learn how to be friendly because other people were patient with me.

Ocrassus posted:

Why has this thread turned into fuckin E/N.

Zorodius posted:

what if a guy forthrightly declares "I am a creep"? Unwind that paradox, Bertrand Russell.

Pick posted: