Ratjaculation posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

Men and women are equally terrible.

It's almost as if human beings in general are terrible.

ElGroucho posted:

Good advice all around

I should try to clear that up, that image is off a woman's FB talking about how more men should think like that about women with a past

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I wish the movie "The Nice Guys" was good but it was just so bland outside of a few scenes...

Pick posted:

Super cute guy was just flirting with me while I ate crappy garbage food and looked like a dead-eyed troll

Hazel eyes and dark hair

Ratjaculation posted:

A few years ago my buddy hosted a party. He invited this one guy out of pity since he really had no friends. Let's call him "Ahmad". Now Ahmad really had a thing for this girl at the party let's call her "Nadia" but she friend zoned the gently caress out of him. He spent the entire time at the party being passive aggressive towards her and making cringeworthy sexist jokes and passive aggressively trying to cockblock any guys that were trying to talk to her.

Anyhow Nadia got really annoyed with him and kept belittling him after a while then decided to have really loud sex with this other guy at the party towards the end of the night. Ahmad cried himself to sleep cuddling with a pillow he thought belonged to her but really belonged to my buddy who hosted the party. My buddy disposed of that pillow the next day.

PallasAthene posted:

Has anyone else ever heard the line from a nice guy that they "respect a girl too much" to ask her out and make her decide, or they "value their friendship too much" to ruin it with the possibility of romance? It's kind of weird because whenever I've heard that, it's from some dude who is fixated on some girl in my social circle, and it's obvious to everyone but the object of their affections. And it's usually not a core friend, it's some random guy who met her and sort of wants to go everywhere with her, but doesn't ask her out. Most the guys I hang out with have a relatively short window when they meet a girl who they spend a lot of time with where they'd start a serious relationship with them. If it doesn't click after a few weeks, they get over it or move on, and the girl just becomes a friend. I can't really think of too many times where I've seen irl Ross and Rachel situations with people I know.

Celery Face posted:

Oh wait, this was already mentioned. As for nice guy stories on my side, I went on a date with this Columbian guy who talked about how no one but him believed in being a gentleman anymore and said he wanted a beautiful woman who would accept his strengths and flaws. Right after I mentioned that my friends and I used to go out dancing at this popular nightclub, he said that all the girls there are sluts who want to be raped. He also got really whiny over the fact that he wasn't the only guy I was seeing. Never mind that he wasn't dating exclusively either.

Sentient Data posted:

Not quite Nice Guy, not quite /r/relationships, but this has to be seen

Moridin920 posted:

like if you don't feel comfortable going to the safeway in a goddamn bathrobe and flip flops like you're from The Big Lebowski then you need work on killing whatever part of you thinks the cashier's opinion matters, or whether the stranger you'll never see again ever is thinking nasty things about you in their internal dialogue


and the funny part is people really like it actually, they don't just go 'what a wierdo.' there's a dude at the deli who slips me free poo poo constantly now just because he likes me.

if you're going somewhere nice by all means dress up booboo but lol at people who are really worried about whether some stranger you'll never see again will think bad thoughts about you