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Pick posted:Half the time I don't know someone had a crush on me until years later, when someone else informs me. And it's always like, what?? No one told me this when it would have been helpful. This one works both ways. Facebook has enabled a couple of women to let me know that, 'btw I had a total crush on you decades ago'.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784356
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Jul 26, 2016 23:26
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subhuman filth posted:that may be true for you but there are a tooon of not-desperate women out there who enter relationships willingly and happily with guys who punch holes in walls, throw things during arguments, etc. We had neighbors like that here. She hit him, and he punched holes in the doors and walls, and smashed things. They both yelled, and it would go on for hours. He said he was glad that she only beat on him with hammer fists.
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Jul 28, 2016 19:17
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Mr. 47 posted:What the gently caress is the deal with the anime girl pillows? Anime girl fuckbots don't exist, yet.
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Aug 26, 2016 19:13
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Salty Josh posted:Fact is, don't bring up poo poo that people are insecure about whether it be freckles, missing limbs, big foreheads etc. I think that Trump's little hands are a reasonable exception to this.
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Aug 27, 2016 22:11
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Mak0rz posted:Holy poo poo And I'll do it respectfully!
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Aug 29, 2016 21:47
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Moridin920 posted:ive never seen that business card thing before and im legit befuddled It goes back to the Victorian(?) era in England, and was also practiced in the U.S.
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Sep 3, 2016 05:27
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CrazyLoon posted:I wonder how gay bar waiters (and waitresses for lesibans, if any like that are out there) feel and if it's in any way similar to this. My friend was hired years ago at a gay bar, partly because she would look like the cutest boy in the room. She was irritated, but took the job.
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Sep 7, 2016 01:22
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Solar Tornado posted:There is no way that post is sincere. Autism. I'll bet a huge percentage of the incels are autistic, and literally have no comprehension of social cues, et cetera. They don't know that they're creepy, and probably have little or no comprehension of the phenomenon. I have an autistic relative (not an 'incel' as far as I know), who was amazed when he figured out that a couple of guys who were giving each other poo poo might be joking around. He had to ask them to be sure.
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Sep 7, 2016 17:07
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Facebook Aunt posted:Just a few years ago we were making fun of dollfuckers. Now goons are all "please just gently caress dolls, don't kill anyone". We'll still make fun of them.
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Sep 8, 2016 19:32
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Slokir posted:
Has he realized yet that people on TV are laughing at him too?
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Sep 9, 2016 06:37
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radiatinglines posted:I don't say those, but "cannot be bothered" is too good of an expression not to use Saying "cannot", rather than "can't", makes this common expression British?
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Sep 9, 2016 18:06
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radiatinglines posted:I've only heard British people say it either way Are you from some kind of hick place where people speak 'murican? It's very common. "Can't" is most common, followed by "can not", then "cannot". There's also "will not", "won't", "should not", "shouldn't", "would not", "wouldn't"... Nobody but a pretentious geek says "shall not", though. That's archaic or British sounding.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:25
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Y'all is hick.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:41
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radiatinglines posted:y'all is a great word I actually like all y'all, but around here a lot of people would think you're trying to act Black if you use that one.
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Google says https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Armstrong.
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From a previous AUG thread:zoux posted:So many of these dudes act like they are in some sort of masculinity cargo cult, where they sort of recognize the traditional signifiers of manhood but are unable to fully grasp or comprehend them so basically the strut around on a fake airstrip with bamboo fedoras hoping that one day Don Draper will be drawn back to their remote island and bestow upon them the secret of sex moves.
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Sep 12, 2016 00:49
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poisonpill posted:The real answer is that muscles are the single greatest fashion accessory a man can equip No fashion accessory can help if you lack the right set of clavicles.
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Sep 12, 2016 01:11
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Tactical fanny pack. It just doesn't get any more badass than that.
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Sep 12, 2016 01:15
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phasmid posted:"Nice" people regardless of gender see their pets as immaculate and beautiful, rarely understanding that is just the way said pet appears to them. Your opinions on animals are wrong. Pays to remember that. Yeah, I love my pets, but all pets are filthy by nature and take work.
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Sep 15, 2016 18:24
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Dis posted:Yes, he probably just chills out in there reading "The Cell" or whatever. While playing chess against himself, the only worthy opponent in his area.
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dog buttz posted:Sexual instincts and hormones are flooding their brain but they don't know what to actually do so they become aggressive towards females. After following them around and making florid, pretentious hooting noises doesn't work.
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