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My roommate wants to watch Central Intelligence starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart with me, but I don't have the heart to tell him that I don't want to spend two hours watching Central Intelligence starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart with him. How do I defuse this situation? I don't want to watch this movie. Thanks. |
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Jul 24, 2016 21:52
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My roommate said "Are you ready to watch this move?" and I said "Yes, let's do it." How do I get myself out of this? |
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Jul 24, 2016 21:55
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Do you have a window to jump out off? And if so, is it safe to land? If not: Throw pillows on the ground and use a shopping bag as a parachute if it allows for a safe escape. When asked what's the matter, quickly defuse the situation by saying that you'd rather jump out of a window than watching this movie, then proceed to doing so to prove your point.
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Jul 24, 2016 22:20
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<3 Vanisher
literally this big posted:My roommate said "Are you ready to watch this move?" and I said "Yes, let's do it." How do I get myself out of this? just say nah i changed my mind or something idk. get busy? ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2016 22:29
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just uh, do something else instead
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Jul 24, 2016 22:46
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you gotta be assertive op assertiveness is a good thing to have in your social repertoire. address your friend's needs while also actively advocating for your needs. for example, op, acknowledge to your roommate your appreciation that he wants to spend time with you at the big screen film cinema but that you don't want to watch central intelligence starring dwayne the rock johnson and america's black friend kevin heart. suggest that instead you two should see a different film at the place or maybe do something else you both might enjoy partaking in on this fine evening. alternatively maybe just make a rain check for another night if you just don't want to chill with him atm. be direct and honest in how you want to see your evening play out while still respecting his desire to spend time with you. or just run out into slow moving traffic and spend the night at the ER instead it's up to you 
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Jul 24, 2016 23:07
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Smoke pot. Watch movie. Problem solved!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 24, 2016 23:10
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so I watched Central Intelligence starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart with my roommate. It wasn't very good but it was tolerable. The movie starts with a Naked Fat The Rock singing in the shower. The script was mostly shlock with a couple of good jokes. AMA Also The Rock kind of looks like Obama. 
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Jul 24, 2016 23:51
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| Next time, the trick is to use your coat to make it seem like you're bigger than you really are. Don't approach your roomie. Just look big at a distance and make a lot of noise until he decides you're not worth the effort and goes to find someone else to watch Central Intelligence with. DO NOT PLAY DEAD. THIS DOES NOT WORK AND COULD POSSIBLY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE. | |
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Jul 25, 2016 00:24
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literally this big posted:My roommate said "Are you ready to watch this move?" and I said "Yes, let's do it." How do I get myself out of this? You simply need to offer to drive and then pretend to be lost for the next hour and a half. ---------------- |
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Jul 25, 2016 01:28
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Maybe you could tell your roommate to meet you there and then not show up.
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Jul 25, 2016 01:30
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literally this big posted:so I watched Central Intelligence starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart with my roommate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5GN90UiImo CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jul 25, 2016 03:16
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Tell him you want to watch central intelligence tonight at 8pm, then leave the house before then, and call your roomate on the phone, and then explain to him why you don.t want to watch central intelligence.
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Jul 25, 2016 03:26
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The classic "NO I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU, STEVE."
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Jul 25, 2016 04:04
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Give him a note: Do I want to watch Central Intelligence with you? Yes [ ] No [X] |
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Jul 25, 2016 04:15
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ok this is important. do you know want to watch THE MOVIE with him, or do you not want to watch the movie WITH HIM?
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Jul 25, 2016 04:49
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kill him |
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Jul 25, 2016 14:21
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literally this big posted:My roommate said "Are you ready to watch this move?" and I said "Yes, let's do it." How do I get myself out of this? I have a technique that relies on trust and your bond with your flatmate. What you need to do is order a couple large pizzas, fizzy drinks and ice creams for dessert. Offer to shout the whole meal as a sign of how much you value your friendship. After you finish the pizzas and start eating the ice creams this is your chance. Make eye contact and DO NOT BREAK IT. This is important. Maintain eye contact, move slightly closer and lean forwards and whisper these words: "gently caress off dickhead" ---------------- |
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Jul 25, 2016 14:28
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1. Obtain ping pong ball. 2. Cut ping pong ball in half. 3. Decorate each half to look like open, human eyes. 4. Agree to watch whatever dumbass movies your roommate wants to watch with you. (he actually wants to gently caress you, not watch a movie) 5. Sit on couch, put on ping pong eyes. 6. Take an ambien. 
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Jul 25, 2016 20:13
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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If you cant find a ping pong ball, googly eyes will work, but you have to work harder to sell the illusion.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:14
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uhhhh I don't get it? that's just some guy with his eyes open
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Jul 25, 2016 20:19
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wait wait woah ---------------- |
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Jul 25, 2016 20:20
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Why would you not want to watch "Central Intelligence" with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart? I don't get it. |
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Jul 25, 2016 23:48
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Imagine you're watching Doom starring Dwayne "the rock' Jhonson and kyle urban
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Jul 26, 2016 00:24
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Imagine you're watching Doom starring Dwayne "the rock' Jhonson and kyle urban Good advice. We should have watched this instead. |
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Jul 26, 2016 02:58
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