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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:14 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 09:38 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:25 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:29 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:40 |
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mods please make this my avatar asap
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:48 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:51 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:52 |
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IDGIT? Op at least give some context for countries outside of USA you racist fucker.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:55 |
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spud posted:IDGIT?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:58 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:They are the guys that believe Jesus was American and go door to door in pairs on their bicycles wearing identical white shirt black tie black pants and shoes outfits trying to convert people. Ok TY. I would probably throw a shoe at them as i drove past. E: Wait, why don't they have cars?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:07 |
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spud posted:Ok TY. They spent all the car money on this magic castle
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:11 |
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I don't get Mormons coming to my door, but I do get Jehovah's Witnesses. They're smart enough to only send the really old ladies and I can't bring myself to be rude so I always invite them in and serve them lemonade or tea and then have to sit in the dining room for an hour reading Bible passages with them. They only leave when you promise you'll see them come Sunday at their church .
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:11 |
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spud posted:IDGIT? Mormon Jesus
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:13 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Mormon Jesus
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:15 |
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I'm not gay, but if I were, it would before these two wholesome, demure, pretty, Mormon girls who sometimes come to my place talk about genealogy, history, the afterlife while we drink ice tea in my patio or living room. I have to stop monopolizing their time though, because I won't be converting any time soon, and I want them to be able to talk to people who will convert, that way they can get the commission for all their hard work. fake edit: a hole-y ghost posted:..wearing identical white shirt black tie black pants and shoes outfits... The girls wear calf length wool skirts and do their hair like librarians.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:16 |
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Also, watch this South Park episode All About Mormons to get an idea. Obviously not 100% accurate, but they did a good job on Scientology. What they believe in is insane.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:17 |
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I'm a lazy mormon, these ms paints are accurate.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:18 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:35 |
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This kind of plays out like a Youtube Poop video but it really isn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3eJC3qAFU
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:39 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:They spent all the car money on this magic castle Their temple in the DC area is pretty swanky too
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:40 |
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No wonder the girls trying to convert me have that Belle-Cinderella-Snow White-before-they-become-princesses vibe.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:54 |
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spud posted:E: Wait, why don't they have cars?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:00 |
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Fabulousity posted:This kind of plays out like a Youtube Poop video but it really isn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3eJC3qAFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:11 |
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University Byu provo mormons do a thing called NCMO, where they have a one night stand of only making out. Non committed make out. They also do make out wit no clothes but no sex. They do the provo park where the man inserts his penis in the women but doesn't move. Also butt stuff to stay pure to the lord.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:17 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:26 |
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*hears a rapid but non forceful knock at the door* "Huh, I wonder who that could be? Better go check it out!" "Oh no, it's one of those guys! Ehh, I don't really want to talk to him, but answer the door just to be polite."
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:35 |
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Iron Prince posted:*hears a rapid but non forceful knock at the door*
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:36 |
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that means the other mormon died
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:13 |
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haha that fuckin klown
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:22 |
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Iron Prince posted:*hears a rapid but non forceful knock at the door* Myyummmmmmmmthat's gyood satyre
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:14 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:24 |
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spud posted:Ok TY. I think they drive to a given residential neighborhood and then walk door to door. Also they own all of Utah. (not joking. Utah started as a mormon settlement)
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:28 |
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Sweet mother
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:36 |
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Iron Prince posted:*hears a rapid but non forceful knock at the door* They aren't actually trying to convert people. They just strengthen their resolve as the chosen people through rejection from the heathens.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:57 |
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This is great.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:01 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:45 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:04 |
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we have a fairly large LDS population here, in fact my best friend growing up was one and i went to this place with her one sunday: the temple in stl also, here, have a great and informative cartoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 16:49 |
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criscodisco posted:I don't get Mormons coming to my door, but I do get Jehovah's Witnesses. They're smart enough to only send the really old ladies and I can't bring myself to be rude so I always invite them in and serve them lemonade or tea and then have to sit in the dining room for an hour reading Bible passages with them.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:00 |
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some mormons tried to harass me about jesus while i was smoking weed on my porch one time; I told them I was muslim and they said something about our books being similar and dipped out quick, so try that next time they come around
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 17:05 |