Can boys like teddy bears?

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Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Or can only girls? <3

# ? Jul 26, 2016 07:54

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there's no sense of security quite like snuggling into the warm, fuzzy, muscular arms of a bear

# ? Jul 26, 2016 07:58

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

if you like bears email me

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:09

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Zorodius posted:

there's no sense of security quite like snuggling into the warm, fuzzy, muscular arms of a bear

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:23

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

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# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:25

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

yes they can op!

if somebody tells you they can't, just say it's a healthy and environmentally conscious sublimation of the nurturing instinct. they'll get really mad lol

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:38

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Yes

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:40

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yes

look at all those bears

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:51

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

op have you seen the hit comedy ted 2 i think youd really enjoy it

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:58

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

it also addresses the question you asked

# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:59

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
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Cubone posted:

yes they can op!

if somebody tells you they can't, just say it's a healthy and environmentally conscious sublimation of the nurturing instinct. they'll get really mad lol

Paw didn't want me to grow up to be no sissy, so he gave me a concrete block for a teddy bear. Named it "blockhead." Had pieces of glass stuck to it. I have fond memories of me and blockhead.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:13

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

dethkon posted:

Paw didn't want me to grow up to be no sissy, so he gave me a concrete block for a teddy bear. Named it "blockhead." Had pieces of glass stuck to it. I have fond memories of me and blockhead.

And now you only gently caress real men like bikers or truckers

# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:16

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

op it just occurred to me that ted 2 is actually the sequel to another movie. i don't remember what the title was but you may want to find out and start there in order to get "the big picture"

# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:19

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
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plain blue jacket posted:

And now you only gently caress real men like bikers or truckers

drat right, paw would be proud. One time I asked him to take me to Disney land and he put me in the dishwasher. Pretty fun time, all and all.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 09:23

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yes

everything in this photo has bloodshot and wonky eyes

# ? Jul 26, 2016 11:45

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it also addresses the question you asked

nobody ask if marky mark will split ur sides

# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:04

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

but he will, what a man

# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:04

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Jeff Sichoe posted:

everything in this photo has bloodshot and wonky eyes

Bears have the dankest weed

# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:33

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dethkon posted:

drat right, paw would be proud. One time I asked him to take me to Disney land and he put me in the dishwasher. Pretty fun time, all and all.

Your dad is a legend and probably the only reason you aren't gay in our hosed up world.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:37

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I had some teddy bears and I turned out... the way I did.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:42

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

they can like teddy grahams

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:04

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

i dont think so m8. that kind of thing gets you beat up on the playground or golf course

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:25

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yes

I think that's more of a Fedya bear.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 13:28

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Yeah, I still sleep with mine, mostly as an extra pillow. But all the ladies think im cute for doing it.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 14:00

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

death to furries

# ? Jul 26, 2016 14:05

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I had a teddy bear that turned insideout into a football his name was football teddy

# ? Jul 26, 2016 14:44

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Zorodius posted:

there's no sense of security quite like snuggling into the warm, fuzzy, muscular arms of a bear

# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:18

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

I've never met a bear, let alone one named Teddy, but I would like them if they were pretty chill for a bear

# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:25

SnotGrumble: Jun 4, 2003; All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Have you guys seen that show on Discovery channel, Porter Ridge? It had a guy named �Jeff: The Bear Man� that had pet brown bears. He even had a baby brown bear that lived in his house.
Kayla Wood was pretty fuckin� hot.

SnotGrumble fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jul 26, 2016

# ? Jul 26, 2016 15:36