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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

All i am saying is that i have a lot more celery than any of you people. At first i was thinking to myself, "How am i going to use all of this celery?" but now it's no big deal to me, i like having more celery than everyone else.



This is just an example of the kind of celery i have, and trust me, i have more celery than you and your dad and your grampa all combined.



And i've got a lot of it, see? And that's just part of all of my celery, you haven't even seen most of it.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

If you have ever wondered "Who owns the celery game in this town?" The answer is I do.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I am now stalking this thread. :grin:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Does eating celery really make you cum more?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Does eating celery really make you cum more?

Doesn't make me cum any less. :grin:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Does eating celery really make you cum more?

e-mail me on twitter.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Can I have some of your celery?

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Have you ever used your celery rectally?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
hmmm cum or celery which big subject to tackle here. i dont know

cum on celery maybe

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Drunk & Ugly posted:



cum on celery maybe

Hahahaha yesssss

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I'm collecting celery with remarkable celerity and putting it in my cellar see which later I will sell at sea

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

What kind of stupid questions are these? Let's get this thing back on track or i'm closing the thread...

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i guess in this one instance I can safely say:

"hell no"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what about asparagus op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


Nice.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Nice pictures of wal-mart rear end in a top hat

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jackyl posted:

what about asparagus op

Forget about asparagus, it's all about celery.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

What kind of stupid questions are these? Let's get this thing back on track or i'm closing the thread...

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

amityville anus posted:

Nice pictures of wal-mart rear end in a top hat

The pictures are meant as a visual aid. Ya right, you think i'm gonna show you guys all my celery for real? lol. Great way to get your celery jacked.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I loving love ants on a log!

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

You're a bit of a celeriac op.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP we know you're lying about the celery monopoly. Just stop ok you don't have to have all the celery in the world to be our friend.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Hehe celeriac is also called knob celery.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

OP we know you're lying about the celery monopoly. Just stop ok you don't have to have all the celery in the world to be our friend.

I never said anything about a monopoly. This is America.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Celeryman, nice

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat, and i thought i had a lot of celery

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Fact: celery is both delicious and nutritious! Excellent investment, op! :)

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
True or false: The Celery Stalks At Midnight is the best Bunnicula book?

spidergoats
May 20, 2001

Computer, load up Celery Man please.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Enfield posted:

drat, and i thought i had a lot of celery

You may have a consierable amount of celery, but it's not even close to the ridiculous amount that i have. Seriously just a retarded amount of celery.


GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Fact: celery is both delicious and nutritious! Excellent investment, op! :)

Finally someone who gets it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have much more celery than Hell Yeah

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
celery is very inexpensive here and is an excellent source of fiber

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i only buy what i plan to use, though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
they are part of the holy trinity OP

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I hate when fat people make rude comments about celery being "diet food."

Sorry your palate is garbage, fat person. Just kidding, you can drink the ranch dressing, I don't need it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
like, what would i even do with excess celery? i guess you can freeze it but why wouldn't i just buy more fresh celery as needed?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

like, what would i even do with excess celery? i guess you can freeze it but why wouldn't i just buy more fresh celery as needed?

you plant it to grow more celery

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Where are you guys getting all this celery? I've called every place in 50km and they don't have anywhere close to the amount you guys claim to have.

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