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This is a diplomatic message to our friends in the EU, Britain and other parts of the European landmass regarding a fierce American weapon that you may not know about Uh, yeah don't get it twisted This rap poo poo, is his Motherfucker, it's not, a loving, game gently caress what you heard It's what you hearing It's what you hearing (Listen) It's what you hearing (Listen) It's what you hearing (Listen) X gon' give it to ya gently caress wait for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel He Go hard getting busy wit it But X got such a good heart I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it drat right and he'll do it again 'Cause he happens to be right so he gots to win He Break bread wit the enemy But no matter how many cats he break bread wit He will also break whomever you're sending him You motherfuckers never wanted nothing But your life saved, bitch that's for the light day He's getting down, down Like a fellow African American said freeze But he won't be the one ending up on his knees, Bitch Please If the only thing you cats did is come out to play Stay out his way, motherfuckers First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go let it go X gon' give it to ya He gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya He gon' give it to ya We ain't never gave nothing to him But every time he turns around Cats got they hands out wanting something from him he ain't got it so you can't get it Let's leave it at that 'cause Mr. X ain't wit it Hit it wit full strength He identifies as a jail nigga So he will face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen You against him, him against you Whatever, whenever My European friend, gently caress you gon' do? Rumor is he a wolf in sheeps clothing Only nigga that we know who can chill Come back and get the streets open Intelligence reports he has been doing this for nineteen years So if you wanna fight him? You will also fight these tears He's put in work and it's all for the kids But you cats done forgot what work is (UH-HUH!) They don't know who he be Looking! But they don't know who they see, nigga First he gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go let it go X gon' give it to ya He gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya He gon' give it to ya
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Jul 27, 2016 18:27
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Thank you I will pass it on to the king of Europe
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Jul 27, 2016 18:28
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oh yeah we gonna get crazy in hear! Oh oh oh oh oh Yeah You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast Oh yeah And they're gone so fast, yeah Oh So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And when you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du, yeah Said oh yeah In an mmmbop they're gone Yeah yeah
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Jul 27, 2016 18:28
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watch dmx start a war
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RobattoJesus posted:Thank you I will pass it on to the king of Europe Good, you're saving a great many lives with this act of bravery and diligence, sir.
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Jul 27, 2016 18:29
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the europeans respond by throwing bananas but they aren't racist
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Get emmmmmmmmmmm Get emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jul 27, 2016 18:29
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Op are you having a stroke? 
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rotinaj posted:Op are you having a stroke? No, but we'll be having a bloodbath in Europe if this isn't heeded
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Jul 27, 2016 18:30
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DMX'16!
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im not sure Fitty is a good role model for europeans as he's been shot like 12 times edit: oh wait sorry, DMX just overdoses on asthma inhalers, that sounds about right
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Jul 27, 2016 18:30
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Here's what we think of your drat taxes!
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Drunk & Ugly posted:im not sure Fitty is a good role model for europeans as he's been shot like 12 times He's not a role model, he's a wolf in sheep's clothing and also a "jail n-word" according to the warning. Please read more carefully in the future, this is important
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Jul 27, 2016 18:34
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what a dmxceptionally lovely thread
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ok im sorry real sorry
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I'm from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth right next to the slave castles where the water is cursed from where police brutality's not half as nice It makes the hood in America look like paradise compared to the AIDS-infested Caribbean slum African streets where the passport's an a American gun from where they massacre people and try to keep it quiet and spend the next 25 years tryin' to deny it I'm from where they cut your hands off if you make a fist and niggas grow coca cause the job market doesn't exist except slave labor modern day company store and peace keeper's don't ever ever ever come here no more from where the bombs that they used to drop on Vietnam Kill us children born deformed eight months before they born I'm from where they lost the true meaning of the Qur'an 'cause heroin is not compatible with Islam And niggas know that, but grow that poppy seed anyway 'cause that food drop parachute does not come everyday I'm from where people pray to the gods of their conquerors and practically every president's a money launderer From the only place democracy is acceptable Is if America candidate is electable And they might even have a black president, but he's useless 'Cause he does not control the economy stupid!
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yogizh posted:I'm from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth Chicago sounds pretty bad
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Moridin920 posted:watch dmx start a war
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Jul 27, 2016 18:45
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It took 920 of them, but we finally have a good Moridin post. Shame it had to happen in a parody thread
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you can find me in the tub
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Jul 27, 2016 21:57
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If you don't speak real American then europe to no good 
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Jul 27, 2016 22:01
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Our Founding Fathers died to save your pinko bacon in WWII, you'd better bow down
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Jul 27, 2016 22:02
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Pretty sure it was Soviets and Romanians.
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round; And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover! A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, A mighty fountain momently was forced: Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher’s flail: And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever It flung up momently the sacred river. Five miles meandering with a mazy motion Through wood and dale the sacred river ran, Then reached the caverns measureless to man, And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean; And ’mid this tumult Kubla heard from far Ancestral voices prophesying war! The shadow of the dome of pleasure Floated midway on the waves; Where was heard the mingled measure From the fountain and the caves. It was a miracle of rare device, A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice! A damsel with a dulcimer In a vision once I saw: It was an Abyssinian maid And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora. Could I revive within me Her symphony and song, To such a deep delight ’twould win me, That with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air, That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.
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Jul 28, 2016 07:45
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I heard xander cage is returning
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phasmid posted:Here's what we think of your drat taxes! Doctors appointment + medicine today, difficult, time consuming procedure. Cost: appointment 10 $ Medicine 14 $. No insurance required. Hmm wonder what Im gonna do with all this leftover disposable income??
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Jul 28, 2016 09:21
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Spend it on a trip to the USA so you can experience life in a FREE country 
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Jul 28, 2016 09:25
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i wish x would deliver, i've had it coming a long time
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Jul 28, 2016 11:26
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Here's the thing about America, it doesn't wait for you to understand. It doesn't think you're special and it will wreck your poo poo if you come in thinking you are. America is where you go to kill your little case of Dunning-Kruger.
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Brex gon give it to ya http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRVIPZR14AE9DE8D9D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYbDdxBTwo dmx is crazy
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Here's the thing about America, it doesn't wait for you to understand. It doesn't think you're special and it will wreck your poo poo if you come in thinking you are. America is where you go to kill your little case of Dunning-Kruger. whoah stop posting
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Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam Shimmy yay
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Jul 29, 2016 08:57
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa This is probably like my sixth favorite song off seminal 1999 album "Europop" by noted real band Eiffel 65
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:whoah stop posting I'm going to make some variant of that post in every thread the op makes that he may never live down his shame, and no mere mortal will ever be able to stop me.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I'm going to make some variant of that post in every thread the op makes that he may never live down his shame, and no mere mortal will ever be able to stop me. gently caress, i didn't recognise that shameful quote with GBS cut out of it
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Booblord Zagats posted:This is a diplomatic message to our friends in the EU, Britain and other parts of the European landmass regarding a fierce American weapon that you may not know about As an American, kill yourself op
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