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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Honesty to my guy

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
trust is incredibly important to a healthy relationship *begins nodding*

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
why dont you just steal those flirty other girls old boyfriends when they look at your boy funny

thtat'd be justice i guess?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I am scared too skylord. And I also let it all hangout.

This we agree on.

e:Skylark

spud fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jul 28, 2016

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

bagual posted:

why dont you just steal those flirty other girls old boyfriends when they look at your boy funny

thtat'd be justice i guess?

No because they're only interested in icky ugly stinky boys.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

As your girlfriend I'm never ok with you using a skeuomorphic note taking app, you're not fooling anyone and flat designs have been popular for at least 3 or 4 years now.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
My GF said the same thing.
Turns out I was loving every one of those girls.
And her sister too.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

as your boyfriend i'm pretty upset at you using the internet

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Skylark? more like skylard! heh heh heh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
because you're fat lololololol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wish my girlfriend cared enough to write things

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lmao break pu wit dat dat bitch,


or thatse what i would say if i was a in positive to reject anyone

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Still not as funny as the carmel machiatto guy

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


spud posted:

I am scared too skylord. And I also let it all hangout.

This we agree on.

e:Skylark

skylord is a badass username.
its like "I AM THE LORD OF THE SKYS"

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

I wish my girlfriend cared enough to write things

it's because she can't use her arms and is paralyzed

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Profondo Rosso posted:

skylord is a badass username.
its like "I AM THE LORD OF THE SKYS"

It was a typo, I meant Skylark, the op.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sky is always the weakest and dumbest element person anyway

Hi I have bird minions and blow really badly, I also have a bunch of wind puns

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Sky is always the weakest and dumbest element person anyway

Hi I have bird minions and blow really badly, I also have a bunch of wind puns

if i get lucky sometimes in the spring in the midwest united states i hurt a few rednecks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

have you heard about WIND???? wind is still a mystery to modern science.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Professor Shark posted:

Sky is always the weakest and dumbest element person anyway

Hi I have bird minions and blow really badly, I also have a bunch of wind puns

i kno ur not talkin bout sly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YzitR0IKW4

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is enfield still nodding

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im nodding my dang head off over here

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

RobattoJesus posted:

As your girlfriend I'm never ok with you using a skeuomorphic note taking app, you're not fooling anyone and flat designs have been popular for at least 3 or 4 years now.

skeuomorphism did nothing wrong and flat design looks like dog poo poo and is just a pathetic work around for the fact tablets and smartphones are lovely computers

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my husband died today

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

be a strong independent woman op. you don't need no man

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


paul_soccer10 posted:

my husband died today

same but my will t olive

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
go back to fyad with your fake girl gimmick human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

Sky is always the weakest and dumbest element person anyway

Hi I have bird minions and blow really badly, I also have a bunch of wind puns

Bozhe Moi!

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

vols bitch posted:

go back to fyad with your fake girl gimmick human being

be careful genesplicer should be getting up from his third nap soon

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
sorey skylark I already have forums gf

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'll talk to whichever broad I please

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Let's open our posting relationship, skylark.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Dreddout posted:

Let's open our posting relationship, skylark.

This things been open for a while already :smuggo:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
skylark so fat that they have to be referred to as more than one person

skylark is so fat that they have magnetic poles

skylark so dumb they made this thread

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
jealous gf's are the worst, it's like look lady im with you if I wanted to be with others girls i would be. then they use the excuse they dont trust other girls but it slike what are they gonna do rape me?hahah yeah right i can control myself no matter how flirty a girl is, saying it's just the girls you dont trust is a cop out and i aint buying it!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I hate women

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I'm stalking all your ex-bfs, takes two to tango

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of relationship advice before this thing is over. As your girlfriend, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Skylark posted:

Honesty to my guy



:byodame: He never desrverd you Sklyoark what a cheat!!! You can survive this I belive in you! :h: :h: :mad:

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Wait Skyleark wans't ur last (er, present sry) bf like, realy good at cuddling/ snugglin etc???

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