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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
As your boyfriend,

You're right to worry that I am continually looking to trade up because as a male I totally am. But your suspicions are pointed in the wrong direction. You think I'm going to hook back up with an ex-girlfriend? lol. You girls are silly. You should be more worried about the cute ones outta my poker bros cuz gay is IN right now and we get mad drunk at the games. Who knows what could happen~

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
They put extra cheese on a cheese pizza by default, you know.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Skylark posted:

No i trust him i just dont trust every girl.

If you can't even trust yourself around him how could you possibly trust anybody else??? :hf:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Idk what you're going for. Are you trying to openly tell him you want him to shut down his social life entirely, or are you just bitching for no reason? Because either way you're being pretty lovely and I think if you love and care about your boyfriend you should let him go and find someone better. Possibly also get loving beefy you queefing pissbitch

e: rrrreeeeaaaalll loving beefy

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Wow like straight off my LiveJournal in high school OP when I literally just mention another girls name and my gf comments exactly that . you know, for me to see, not her

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wish I had a boyfriend, I'm kinda tired of stomping around fixing poo poo, being all supportive, and suppressing my need to cry uncontrollably into a shoe.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I am a shoe, call me

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Apr 8, 2012

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skylark would you ever do incest with a hot sibling of either gender?

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Bitter Mushroom posted:

skylark would you ever do incest with a hot sibling of either gender?

I dont have a brother 😢

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i'm going to murder you

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I wish my boyfriend would murder me 😢

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

BigBadSteve posted:

I like to imagine that Skylark looks just like her pretty avatars and acts like I imagine the av's would.

Everybody kindly do not disabuse me of this notion.




Err well except for the early furry avatar, and that last one, wtf happened with that? :aaa:

That owns

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i miss my husband

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I wish my boyfriend would murder me 😢

:same:

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Skylark posted:

I dont have a brother 😢

But you would if you had one?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

RobattoJesus posted:

As your girlfriend I'm never ok with you using a skeuomorphic note taking app, you're not fooling anyone and flat designs have been popular for at least 3 or 4 years now.

flat designs are awful trash for idiots

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mange Mite posted:

awful trash for idiots


Don't sign your god drat posts :grin:

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

bleep.bloop posted:

But you would if you had one?

Is he older than me && hot

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Skylark posted:

Is he older than me && hot

For the sake of argument, "yes"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
skylark what is your opinion on sluts

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Captain Yossarian posted:

For the sake of argument, "yes"

It sounds kewl in theory but idk what having a brother is actually like.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Skylark posted:

It sounds kewl in theory but idk what having a brother is actually like.

Me either... 😖

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Mange Mite posted:

skylark what is your opinion on sluts

Sluts are good.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Skylark posted:

Sluts are good.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Skylark posted:

It sounds kewl in theory but idk what having a brother is actually like.

Skylark posted:

Sluts are good.

If you had 10 super hot older brothers would you let them gang bang you?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:yikes:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Skylark posted:

Sluts are good.

this wasnt a joke btw i just met a girl who told me she slept around a LOT as a teenager and im not sure how to respond

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
skylark is a fat man from new jersey. go the gently caress back to fyad and stop making GBS threads up GBS with your nonsense

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





DICKLORD BONE posted:

skylark is a fat man from new jersey. go the gently caress back to fyad and stop making GBS threads up GBS with your nonsense

Posting threads in GBS is the only way he can get off.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
can we please concentrate on the positive and give me some advice re: my slut situaiton

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Mange Mite posted:

can we please concentrate on the positive and give me some advice re: my slut situaiton

If you like her and think she is a neat person and want to have sex with her then get yourselves tested for STIs. Good luck and God bless.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mange Mite posted:

can we please concentrate on the positive and give me some advice re: my slut situaiton

good chance she knows what she's doing so you won't look elsewhere

:shrug:

doesn't really matter what someone did before you met, its what they do afterwards

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Mange Mite posted:

can we please concentrate on the positive and give me some advice re: my slut situaiton

triple bag and try to have fun

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

DICKLORD BONE posted:

skylark is a fat man from new jersey. go the gently caress back to fyad and stop making GBS threads up GBS with your nonsense

maybe you should gtfo of GBS, skylark owns

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JakeP posted:

maybe you should gtfo of GBS, skylark owns

why don't you gtfo of GBS, skylard sucks

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
so is it normal for someone as a then teenager to have like 5-10 FWB on the go at any time including double-teams or is it a sign of some sort of crazy

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

why don't you gtfo of GBS, skylard sucks

Even if that was true I wouldnt leave

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
can't we all just get along?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Luvcow posted:

good chance she knows what she's doing so you won't look elsewhere

:shrug:

doesn't really matter what someone did before you met, its what they do afterwards

Unless she was a serial killer, or a African warlord. Those things are pretty hosed up, imo!

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i just dont know how young people these days work nowadays

is this normal now

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