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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
And who needs this cocaine herbal party powder snorting gadget really?

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


idiots without adblock

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
there are ads?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

4outof5 posted:

And who needs this cocaine herbal party powder snorting gadget really?

could you post a capture of the image for those of us not browsing the forums in 1996

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
just do keybumps in a sweltering portapotty on the 4th of july ftw

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
anyways i got to go. ill be back later

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!


this is an ad on somethingawful.com

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
cocaine is overrated, abuse prescription amphetamines instead

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

extra stout posted:

could you post a capture of the image for those of us not browsing the forums in 1996

sure



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqNQJ9thbhw

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
i completely forgot that I paid for no-ads ages ago

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mariana Horchata posted:

cocaine is overrated, abuse prescription amphetamines instead

Yeah 12 hours is a lot longer than 40 seconds

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not following the link, but I really hope that their website says somewhere "The Premium Elite Card - don't leave home without it!"

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I use that device for my prescription medication....what a racist fucker.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

i always plug my medication

get some real hot sweaty guy with no shirt to blow it up my rear end with a straw

feels good

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

i have the bottom ads on because they used to occasionally be cool and funny and link to an interesting thread or videogame goonrush or w/e. seems poo poo nowadays

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Centipedes in my vagina?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
it clearly says it is for snuff

lol if you dont snort powdered tobacco op

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
pot is no longer rebelious, cocaine is in now

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

snorting cocaine is fuckin awesome

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

just wait til r/bakingsoda kicks off

coke will be the new coke

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

There's an ad for a 100 dollar bill? That IS weird.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





SA has targeted ads, so if you're seeing drug paraphernalia, welp

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

You would think the legalize cocaine movement would be way more motivated than the legalize weed movement.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Infinite Karma posted:

SA has targeted ads, so if you're seeing drug paraphernalia, welp

it's in the paid ad list, idiot

http://forums.somethingawful.com/adlist.php

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I saw a collection of 70s magazine apps for cocaine devices and they were pretty amazing. That thing looks poo poo, both in general and in comparison.

E: here you go http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/these-shameless-cocaine-ads-prove-70s-were-hell-time-be-alive-166927

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



This owns so much

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Wafflz posted:

You would think the legalize cocaine movement would be way more motivated than the legalize weed movement.

the primary user base is effectively above the law

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Wafflz posted:



This owns so much

I unironically want this for my adderall sessions.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

hemophilia posted:

I unironically want this for my adderall sessions.

i only ironically want it (dont take adderall tho so the joke is p.limited :( )

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GET MY BELT SON posted:

i always plug my medication

get some real hot sweaty guy with no shirt to blow it up my rear end with a straw

feels good

I don't think my insurance covers that :whitewater:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Retarded_Clown_ posted:

i only ironically want it (dont take adderall tho so the joke is p.limited :( )

i like how you can crush the pills with the heel, chop it up with the side, then hoover up every last bit w/ solid suction used properly. it's brilliant. 70s cokesmen were smart

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


...I do cocaine...

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




imagine how good you could make th world if u put a real bullet in it

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

cool and good posted:

idiots without adblock
If I enable adblock on SA, it doesn't show any pics in the thread. Is this just a Firefox thing? Am i doing something wrong?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol if you've ever done anything but macguyver a tooter from available materials.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i leave the goon ads unblocked because im love the community and cocaine

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I whitelisted SA the other day cause I spend so much loving time here. The ads at the bottom are usually okay but the ones at the top of the page use tracking cookies to know what other sites you go to and I loving hate that.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

snorting cocaine is fuckin awesome

hell yeah

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goon ads have always been good ads, if for nothing else the drama that would sometimes develop as either an instigator or a result of forums drama.

funny for the bystanders, i mean. not for the mods who have to clean it up.

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

They mention snuff as a possible use of this product. Have you ever snorted snuff/tobacco? I've done it a few times at the local German restaurant and - hot drat - that poo poo is sensory overload.

Also tobacco seems like a substance that wouldn't snort well after being packed in a thin, long row.

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