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ext beach - golden hour a man with a bandaged hand is chilling in a lounge chair. he is wearing a hawiian shirt which is unbuttoned exposing a hairy chest. he is drinking from a coconut and watching people play volleyball. the man is DECKARD, a former blade runner who has retired. on a lounge chair to his left lies a woman. she is fully clothed in a black skirt, black high-necked blouse, high heels and stockings. her hair is done up and she is staring blankly at some point in the distance. despite how she is dressed she is not sweating or anything because she is a robot. she is RACHEL THE ROBOT. RACHEL THE ROBOT: THE BEACH IS VERY LOVE-LY. (she gestures stiffly her servos whirring) DECKARD: Yeah I guess. (he pulls a face and sips from the coconut) RACHEL THE ROBOT: WHAT IS WRONG MY LOVE. DO YOU MISS BEING A BLADE RUNNER. YOU WERE THE TOP BLADE RUNNER. THE BEST. DECKARD: I was drat good wasnt I? It all seems so long ago but it was only last week... camera pans upward as DECKARD remembers. insert flashback montage of footage from blade runner 1. montage ends with insistant beeping sound as we cut to DECKARD on beach again. it is DECKARDS comm bracelet, he taps the screen to answer it. DECKARD: sorry chief, i'm retired. CHIEF: dammit deckard! that's not why i called, i'm tying to warn you! you and rachel are in great danger. DECKARD: spit it out chief, i havent got all day. CHIEF: right. word on the street is that some friends of those robots you killed are coming after you. DECKARD: (scoffs) am I supposed to be scared? I killed robots on the daily for 15 years. I was the top blade runner. the best. CHIEF: you never faced robots like these before. these are escaped military robots. a secret experiment by the Tyrell corporation. the robots you used to kill were designed for work or pleasure, these ones are disigned for one purpose only. to exterminate humans. DECKARD: (sips from coconut again) dont worry chief, this old dog still has a few tricks up his sleeve. (he turns to give RACHEL THE ROBOT a confident wink) deckard out. (he ends the call) end scene 1
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it blows my mind that they're making a sequel to blade runner movies suck dick now, TV shows are where it's at
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read every word of that
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rmemeber when movies were art? Makes u think
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hey op do you need a robot for the lead? i think I've got a guy 
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Prettz posted:read every word of that 
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AugmentedVision posted:rmemeber when movies were art? Makes u think i remember where there was at least some cool things coming out made by people who seemed to give a drat and now it's literally just 'what will appeal to the broadest audience possible to maximize ticket sales' i get it I guess but it makes for some really generic piece of poo poo uninspired movies
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what if they remake it with an all-female cast? haha you guys are welcome for this little joke
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Moridin920 posted:i remember where there was at least some cool things coming out made by people who seemed to give a drat and now it's literally just 'what will appeal to the broadest audience possible to maximize ticket sales' everything you post is factually true but also kinda obvious and not really worth talking about, friend moridin
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How did you get your hands on this material OP? You are playing with fire. Come to my trailer outside the fence where Gosling's trailer is. Look for the meth lab. I can make you safe.
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lol if you don't treat Blade Runner as visual Valium.
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AugmentedVision posted:what if they remake it with an all-female cast? all the replicants will be evil cis-men
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By the way, Jive honkey, when are you gonna help me with my screenplay for Time Ape: Ape-pocalypse Then?
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mind the walrus posted:lol if you don't treat Blade Runner as visual Valium. no joke the first three times i tried to watch it i saw the whole movie but in seperate chunks because i kept falling asleep
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The Bananana posted:By the way, Jive honkey, when are you gonna help me with my screenplay for Time Ape: Ape-pocalypse Then? ext beach: golden hour a time ape is chilling in a lounge chair watching people play volleyball. he is wearing a hawiian shirt unbuttoned to show his hairy chest. he is sipping from a coconut. he is TIME APE.
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ext Tyrell corporation: destroyed wall three figures are visible as a cloud of dust dissapates. they are revealed to be muscular silver men with glowing red eyes. they are the BATTLE BOTS. behind them there is a wall with a large hole in it. there is scattered rubble and dead secruity guards all around. cut to closer shot of BATTLE BOT #1. he is holding a photo, he looks down at it. cut to shot of photo in his hand, it is a picture of DECKARD in his lounge chair at the beach drinking from a coconut. BATTLE BOT #1: (british accent) enjoy your vacation mr. blade runner, its the last one you will ever have. close up of face, BATTLE BOT #1 shows an evil grin, his eyes briefly flashing brighter. (bwaaa sound effect) BATTLE BOTS march out of frame.
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JiveHonky posted:ext beach: golden hour genius
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JiveHonky posted:ext beach: golden hour gently caress keep going with this one
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AugmentedVision posted:everything you post is factually true but also kinda obvious and not really worth talking about, friend moridin you're right 
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JiveHonky posted:ext beach: golden hour a flash of light blinds the time ape and several english midgets drop out of the air, one of them opens up an old map and yells to the others "we made it just in time, lets get this time ape and get out of here quick!"
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funny thread unfortunately showcasing a rare moment of self awareness by moridin. even his revelations about his own identity are boring. just like in blade runner
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AugmentedVision posted:everything you post is factually true but also kinda obvious and not really worth talking about, friend moridin goons are the masters of not understanding "it's not what you say, it's how you say it"
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Hell Yeah posted:funny thread unfortunately showcasing a rare moment of self awareness by moridin. even his revelations about his own identity are boring. just like in blade runner Why are you trying to engage him on a personal level this isn't a town hall meeting.
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notZaar posted:Why are you trying to engage him on a personal level this isn't a town hall meeting. sorry are you talking to augmentedvision or are you just retarded?
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Moridin920 posted:it blows my mind that they're making a sequel to blade runner yeah  but it has The Gos so I'm keeping a skeptical open mind
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Did you want to know that Deckard and Roy Batty were each super-special prototype replicants, and they have a third model in Ryan Gosling? Did you want to know about how the Tyrell corporation started with the goal of making replicants that could make art and feel and be more human than human, but that lone genius was squashed and taken over by greedy corporate types? Did you want to see more of the cyberpunk world with either retrofitted technology that makes the whole thing seem like a dive into your local electronics weirdo's basement or smoothed out and sterile because "that's what technology is like now"? Are you ready to hear the tearful climax speech trying to top "like tears in rain"? Oh and expect that poem to get "unintentionally" quoted at least once, by Gosling or his love interest. Want to see a fat, old Edwards James Olmos cameo as an old retired cop who points our heroes in the right direction? Ready to see Ryan Gosling's bionic penis?
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Oh yeah. That's the stuff...
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Hell Yeah posted:funny thread unfortunately showcasing a rare moment of self awareness by moridin. even his revelations about his own identity are boring. just like in blade runner you're just mad that I won't crossdress for you
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Blade Runner 2: Queers in the Rain Gotta be modern doncha know. Or maybe, Blade Runner 2: Do Transexuals Dream ofTransexual Sheep? Blade Runner 2: Android Safe Space Blade Runner 2: Just Kidding, No Androids but Tons of Cell Phones Blade Runner 2: Tyrellhu Ackbar
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JiveHonky posted:ext beach: golden hour "looks like it's time for this ape to fly!" "i don't have time for your shenanigans - i'm an ape, dammit!"
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Mozi posted:"looks like it's time for this ape to fly!" TimeApe 2: Harambe out of Hell
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