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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm about to encrust some grass-fed beef patties onto bran flakes and crisco the poo poo out of said mess.
I know the depth of sin only screams as low as the crow can go, but I'd appreciate pointers on getting this (non0-policatcal) poo poo down

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Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
what is it? What's happening to my burgs?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont understand :c

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*starts crying*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I thed tooth paint. :catbert:

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


cook a burger

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Ruggan posted:

cook a burger

No. :catbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's a bit too late for diner, but burgers sound great.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


1. marinate 2 lbs ground beef in 1 cup of listerine and 1tbsp cumin
2. heat a wok on high, until yogurt immediately sizzles when hitting the pan
3. pour your beef slush into the wok
4. add a cup of corn starch to the mixture, stirring constantly
5. cook until thick, congeal into cakes
6. panini press the cakes for an extra flair
7. garnish with cilantro and serve

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Ruggan posted:

1. marinate 2 lbs ground beef in 1 cup of listerine and 1tbsp cumin
2. heat a wok on high, until yogurt immediately sizzles when hitting the pan
3. pour your beef slush into the wok
4. add a cup of corn starch to the mixture, stirring constantly
5. cook until thick, congeal into cakes
6. panini press the cakes for an extra flair
7. garnish with cilantro and serve

Cilantro rules. :hfive:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
how does a burger eat grass

it's an inanimate object

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
Order some Mac and Cheese because capitalism rules.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
grass feed my boibox you gently caress

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Breakfast Cereal is in burger. crisco god is angry

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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AugmentedVision posted:

how does a burger eat grass

it's an inanimate object

Very carefully.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
So from what I understand is you're using fake fat crisco on grass fed beef?

Be sure to top it with ketchup.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Microwaves Mom posted:

So from what I understand is you're using fake fat crisco on grass fed beef?

Be sure to top it with ketchup.

isnt all beef grass fed though? like at least a little bit?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
:yikes:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ruggan posted:

isnt all beef grass fed though? like at least a little bit?

most beef eat corn i think

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Enfield posted:

most beef eat corn i think

Seems like it would be up a little high. :shrug:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


tassty ok

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


how much weed did you smoke prior to said picture

maddison
Nov 25, 2007

What the hell am I doing here?

AugmentedVision posted:

how does a burger eat grass

it's an inanimate object

Ask Dr. Vegapunk.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Bad cheese choice and you used ketchup... disgraceful. Also there is no bacon or onions or kther toppings. That cow died for that lovely food?

sliced white bread too? loving hell.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The bran/crisco collision leads to a certain snap, well after the weed is smoked dish is prepared

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
im the scoket rench

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

im the pill bottle

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
i have bad gas just from looking at this op thank

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I got hammered and made the Luther burger once. It was pretty good. Not grass-fed.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
^^ expert weighs in ^^

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

yes YES

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I would recommend Crisco to any grass-fed routine. Now I got the meatsweats. PM me if local

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i dont understand :c

you burned it

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

What the gently caress is this garbage

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




How did you get in my kitchen?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im the ELECTRIC PLUGS!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! :roflolmao:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
grass fed beef is a fuckin joke for dumbasses

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Voted 5.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

:cmon:

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

grass fed beef is a fuckin joke for dumbasses

nah it's actually good

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