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Aaaaand we're back. After the huge upset last year because the most beautiful football in Portugal didn't win, we're back for another round of Primeira Liga! This is definitely going to be a special year, after all we're the Champions of Europe!   You might remember this game: the most boring game in the history of the Euros, until this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwzGYmo5h4 The best goal of the Euro, by far. But now the french people claim that Lloris was injured, and that's why they lost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH1AHOhKn7s Sore losers. Even without our God and saviour  The french were not good enough to avoid Eder, a player that we thought so bad that he was going into a career as a mime.  Important Players The transfer window is still open, but if all players remain in Portugal we have:  Eliseu, the best left back in recorded Benfica history. Also known as picanha. No, not piranha, picanha.  João Mário, the only guy with the butt to compete with Ronaldo. Just look at that butt. He's a good player but didn't really stand out in the Euro.  Adrien Silva, the hottest guy in Sporting CP since Cedric left.  Rui Patricio, or "Saint Patricio". He did indeed stand out at the Euro. Talks a bit like a special person.  Jonas "Pistolas", the best scorer of the last season. A pretty hardworking, good player.  Islam Slimani, the guy who kneels and praises Allah everytime he scores. Humble but crazy and agressive as gently caress, never quits on a ball. https://www.facebook.com/SLBenfica/videos/10157197046680716/ The golden boy of 2015/2016, Renato Sanches. He's gone to Bayern but deserves an honorable mention. And the best of all the players in the league:  Iker Casillas. Hell of a player. Love everything about him. He has wonderful plays, such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8lha5YfcjA&t=19s Important Characters  Sir Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa, the godfather and also president of FC Porto. In the last 30 years he had everyone in his pocket and won a lot of leagues in Portugal. Keep in mind this is a very corrupt country and football has the worst rap, due to wire taps revealing Pinto da Costa offered prostitutes (which he referred to as "fruit") to referees. All of this washed over, Porto is going through a bad time due to a lot of money badly spent, and someone has come to replace him:  Luis Filipe Vieira. The president of Benfica, he's the new godfather in Portugal. Everyone's in his pocket, and everything is going oh so smoothly for Benfica. Meanwhile, we have an outcast that came to stir things up a bit:  Bruno de Carvalho, Sporting CP's president, is without a doubt the most hated person in Portugal. He's a huge twat a lot of the time but I as a Sporting CP fan and paying customer have no doubt he is doing (or trying to do) what's best for the club. This is the standing in 2015/2016:  Here are the teams that are playing this year:  The calendar:   The best looking players! We have some hotties in Portugal:    This thread will have more information regarding the league soon, but that's it for now folks, we have a space to talk about the best league in Europe! May the best win! orange sky fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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You are right, I'm going to make it better soon!
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Jul 29, 2016 14:22
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The OP is a bit better now. If you have anything to add (especially you, MBM) go ahead and PM me.
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Jul 29, 2016 15:10
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Ciprian Maricon posted:Hector Herrera not in the OP, voting one and blocking you, you fuckman Look again
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Jul 29, 2016 15:44
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advanced statsman posted:Portugal are the champions of europe. UEFA supremacy!!!!
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Jul 29, 2016 15:45
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Yeah I like Cervi. Benfica still producing nice goals but with some defence failures. It's gonna be a cool year. Now I just want a striker in SCP.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:00
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ChainsawCharlie posted:Benfica as a insane squad right now. The Starting 11 is slightly worse than last season but theres almost 0% drop in quality from starters to subs pretty much across the board.they might be angling for a euro cup run in the next couple of seasons. Except maybe Eliseu and center backs
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ChainsawCharlie posted:I have to stop feeling good about Benfica because they Just shitted the bed and drawed at home against Setúbal.hope is a mistake.Porto and Sporting won without much trouble,even if unspectacularly.setubal seems to be a good team with a good coach so im picking half their squad for my fantasy league. I was in the stadium and they did indeed put up a good fight, they had almost as many opportunities as Benfica. This is going to be an interesting league. Sporting x Porto next week, woo!
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Aug 22, 2016 11:41
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Also I have to say this: lol Carrillo
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Aug 22, 2016 11:45
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ChainsawCharlie posted:Meh carrillo has been kinda poo poo but he basically didnt play last season.grimaldo was more or less in the same situation last year and it took him 4 months to be match ready.if carrillo doesnt improve until january then i'll agree we have a turd albatross in our hands.or as Benfica fans Call it, a taraabt. Yeah but for every month he doesn't perform there's 450k leaving the Benfica coffers. Also he's an absolute rear end in a top hat, inconsistent and you'll find that us Sporting fans were in the right regarding him.
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Yesterday Benfica won against Nacional with 3 ridiculous loving goals, one of them scored by Carrillo (I feel like puking just writing this name, gently caress this guy). They are now waiting for this round's game, Sporting vs Porto. If any of you want to watch the game I'm sure you can find something on Arenavision, it'll be worth it. It's a sacred game, Jesus vs Espírito Santo (Holy Spirit)! Also, João Mário went to Inter for 40+5M euros. A good deal but I wish he went to a better team..
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Aug 28, 2016 10:59
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Losing all our best players....feels bad man. at least Adrien and Rui Patricio are staying. 
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Aug 28, 2016 16:19
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Ohhh, poo poo... Adrien and Slimani going to Leicester? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQFBYgwQW8 gently caress!
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Aug 29, 2016 10:54
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Adrien's acting like a bitch to be honest. Didn't expect this from him, but I guess we can expect this from anyone when there's a lot of money involved. Even more amazing is that Jorge Mendes tried to sell him and he's not even his agent anymore (!!) what the gently caress.
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I hope not, it's a lot of money and we're gonna get Markovic. Also: http://www.lcfc.com/news/article/2016-17/slimani-i-will-give-everything-for-leicester-city-3284369.aspx#tLsZFZGhI0OuCDp1.99 LCFC say it's their last signing: no Adrien Silva. He'll be a bit pissed but I don't give a gently caress: he renewed in February with a big signing bonus and earns more than anyone else on the team. Why he'd try to bail when 2 days are left on the transfer window is beyond me. I hope he doesn't get to be captain again for a while after this.
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Aug 31, 2016 21:33
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Put the videos of the goals here when it ends!
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Sep 9, 2016 22:23
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Thanks. Nelson imo is great at attacking (very very fast) but needs more defense training. Him and grimaldo are gonna be the poo poo.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:37
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Yeah a lot of injuries for Benfica, Benfica Lab is working very well indeed.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:09
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omfg Sporting what the gently caress
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Sep 18, 2016 21:02
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Mean Bean Machine posted:thread is loving dead yo Lindo. BTW it's dead because there's no games.
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Oct 20, 2016 20:21
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Portuguese coaches are always the best. Spreading tradition all over the world.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:We've turned to utter poo poo Indeed Can't play to save our lives. loving Tondela and Nacional, what?
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Oct 29, 2016 08:49
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Lol benfica can't play for poo poo, let's just throw the ball to sporting's side and hope for the best After a loving obvious penalty that the ref overlooked somehow
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Dec 11, 2016 19:57
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Eh, a tie would be the just result, but I still believe that scp will be the champions even if we lose, we're pretty good
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Dec 11, 2016 20:50
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Good game, well played, poo poo refing but eh whatever. Let's go boys, win everything else for us SPOOORTING!
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Dec 11, 2016 21:04
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https://www.facebook.com/240017852812576/videos/721329708014719/ never a pen rotfl
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ChainsawCharlie posted:Trully something that all experts agree Too bad that the angle I showed earlier wasn't shown in BTV until much later after the game, when most of the newspapers had already done their evaluation of the plays. And lol just lol if you think Nelson Semedo's wasn't a penalty. I want to see if you think the same when it's against benfica. The same guys that whined saying Gelson's goal had a handball in it now think this isn't one. Jesus loving christ.
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I don't give a poo poo, we lost, I accepted it even before the game was done. But it's just so precious, people saying those aren't penalties. Let's see the double standard later in the season, I'm sure it'll happen.
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Sporting just lost against braga. Ahhh my head is suddenly swelling
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Mean Bean Machine posted:https://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2017/jan/07/portuguese-team-concede-bizarre-counterattack-goal-video Awesome. The best refereeing honestly
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Yeah they turn it around. Gonna end 5 3 or something
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Gotta love Iuri though. That left foot <3
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Jan 14, 2017 18:39
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poo poo gg, loving casillas
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pik_d posted:Can someone tell me two things about Ederson; Is he good enough for City now that he's being linked with them (again?), and why does he have a neckbeard? I'm a Sporting fan and Ederson might be the best acting GK in Europe right now
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Porto is poo poo and their fans are worse: they sang "I wish the chapecoense plane was Benfica's" on a handball game what the gently caress dudes what were you thinking
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ChainsawCharlie posted:Tomorrow is the derby.what derby? I can hear you ask from the depths of the plastic container in which thou reside.well my friend,its THE derby,sporting vs Benfica,a game that makes el classico look like a jolly good match between old friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0AP-1-TNhE&t=40s gently caress yeah I miss Liedson. Come on Bas, show us what you can do. (he's great btw, just like Jesus likes (e.g. Cardozo))
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Yeah this went really crazy now wtf - it wasn't even a Portuguese fan, it was a Fiorentina fan that was with the Sporting dudes. They probably went there to paint the wall or some poo poo
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Lol Sporting just lost 3 1 at home with belenenses gently caress JJ
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