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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Oh hey new thread!cool op.
I just would like to say that benficas left wing is going to wreck teams this year.also we will get murdered in the CL,unless we play with almeida and eliseu and go full Portugal 2016.
Benfica has a worse starting 11 than last year but the squad as a whole is loving quality.

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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica as a insane squad right now. The Starting 11 is slightly worse than last season but theres almost 0% drop in quality from starters to subs pretty much across the board.they might be angling for a euro cup run in the next couple of seasons.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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I have to stop feeling good about Benfica because they Just shitted the bed and drawed at home against Setúbal.hope is a mistake.Porto and Sporting won without much trouble,even if unspectacularly.setubal seems to be a good team with a good coach so im picking half their squad for my fantasy league.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Meh carrillo has been kinda poo poo but he basically didnt play last season.grimaldo was more or less in the same situation last year and it took him 4 months to be match ready.if carrillo doesnt improve until january then i'll agree we have a turd albatross in our hands.or as Benfica fans Call it, a taraabt.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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orange sky posted:

Yesterday Benfica won against Nacional with 3 ridiculous loving goals, one of them scored by Carrillo (I feel like puking just writing this name, gently caress this guy). They are now waiting for this round's game, Sporting vs Porto. If any of you want to watch the game I'm sure you can find something on Arenavision, it'll be worth it. It's a sacred game, Jesus vs Espírito Santo (Holy Spirit)!

Also, João Mário went to Inter for 40+5M euros. A good deal but I wish he went to a better team..

well, we was in sporting so really the only way was up. But yeah, Joćo Mario is a quality player, looking forward to Inter panic sell him when they need cash again.
Also,Sporting vs Porto should be a fun game, this porto is way better that last year and sporting is maybe not as good.Gonna be nice meltdowns.

Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Aug 28, 2016

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol Sporting.10 minutes in and already loosing.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Ahh poor Porto, also lol casillas.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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These are two good rear end teams though,flawed but really good.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well he hasnt won any championships yet so its only fair.one thing i do like about bruno de carvalho he doesnt take any poo poo from the players managers.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Because Mendes has his fingers in all the pies.all of them.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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How soon you forget he of the huge miss Bryan ruiz

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Also Benfica Signed rafa finally,now to come up with a strategy to play 5 wings and murder everyone.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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All the beer you can drink and a free pass for sexual harasement. Being trolha is not the worse that can happen.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Allright you primitive screwheads after the godawful international break the league is on! mighty Benfica is playing at Arouca,which was last season sensation team, has they against all expectations nabbed themselves a euro league spot. Jonas,mitroglou and Jimenez are all injured so new signing Rafa might be playing with Guedes in our frontline,while a 17 year kid sits on the bench. Outside of the pitch, Sporting posted a 26 million euro loss last year so Sporting president is on TV tonight being interviewed where he will no doubt say something outrageous as a smoke screen. Oh, and Porto and Sporting are playing too i guess.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well its halftime and Benfica is winning 1-0 could be winning by 3.ill say this :Benfica is almost cynical in its style on play.one minute they are trudging along the next minute they are murdering you in atacking play.they are probably one of the best teams in Europe at shifting gears


Arouca as some nice players when they manage to hold on to the ball.bracalli, crivaldo,André santos ,Nuno coelho these are some good players that could find a place in the Braga's of this world.

Aann Benfica scores 2-0 Lisandro lopez.

Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Sep 9, 2016

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Since Radium code cant handle embeded Sapo videos, here's the links.I'll change it when i find something that embeds properly.

1-0 for Benfica by nelson semedo and some clown defending

http://videos.sapo.pt/SY1Udybr36h4gH3gHZok

2-0 for benfica by Lisandro Lopez

http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/Lyt9vop4vuYJNjPnAzVR

2-1 for arouca by Walter Gonzalez, this kid is really really good.

http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/ydfGeyQ1H8fAASLOVOQY

That was hard won victory, Arouca are a good team.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Think of all the Money Benfica is saving by having insurance companies pay for the wages of injured players!

(Please god make them stop getting injured)

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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I think youll find its benfica that owns talisca,tipical of a Sporting fan getting its facts wrong.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Europa league is more fun anyways.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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LOL holy poo poo.
That is a loving pro click.

"oitchentcha e oicho minutes"
Goddamn i missed dumb as gently caress Jesus.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well , after the drizzling poo poo that was Porto 0 - Tondela 0 and the awesome hilariousness that was Rio Ave 3 - Sporting 1, the majestic Lisbon Eagles play the mighty warriors from Minho,Sporting de Braga.they will be batling for the nr 1 spot on the table.braga is a good team that lost their best player and some french fraud at the market deadline while benfica is batling a injury crises to their frontline.we might even see zivkovic play for the first time for Benfica,a kid i have unrealistic expectations for.if you are a person of good standing and strong morals you should be pulling for Benfica,if you want to see maximum butthurt for the next week you should be rooting for braga.Either way its going to be a fun game.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well 3 minutes in 2 chances for braga 1 for Benfica.this one is gonna be a good game for cardiac arrests

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Btw the comentator for this match in Benfica TV is Stefan "the swede" schwartz.legend.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica scores!loving mitroglou.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Its a pretty good monday op. Seriously that game was great and an example of the best this podunk league has to offer:90%of the intensity and speed of the premier league,90% of the tactical acumen of série A,75% of the drama and diving of South American leagues, it was great.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Allrighty you reprobates the action continues in the best worst league in Europe.

Porto faces off against boavista in a local derby.FC Porto are in a mini crisis after loosing against Sporting and a draw vs Tondela. Any other result but a win and all hell will break loose. This Porto team is kinda bad but Boavista is a team that tries hard every match but in ter ms of quality is probably the worst team in the league.

Sporting goes to Estoril to try to redeem their loss against Rio ave last week. They probably will win if Jorge Jesus doesnt try to invent some stupid tactic or player adaptation to prove to the world that he is a master tactician.Estoril have some good players and they are clearly underperforming.their fitness is a major concern.

Benfica travels 450 km to Chaves to face the sensation team of the league . Benfica and Chaves are the only teams who havent lost this season.Chaves is a good team with a good coach and highly motivated players while Benfica is still strugling with injuries to their frontline.if we scrape by with 1-0 win ill be happy.

Sporting-Estoril and chaves-Benfica should be good games,só catch them in your stream method of choice,and follow along with us the missadventures of the best worst league in Europe.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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The gently caress are those scores? 7.83?are those agregates?

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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All right you primitive screwheads its time for porto vs Benfica, 2nd and 1st in the table respectively.

Benfica advantages:they lead the league by 5 points so they go in with less pressure to secure a win; they are also arguably the team playing the best football this season.

Benfica cons: Benfica is missing 5 starters including Jonas. So yeah.

Porto pros:they play at home.the stadium of the dragon is the worst place in Portugal for Benfica to play,they have been steadily improving in the last month.

Porto cons:they will be under a lot of pressure to secure a win today.they just aren't that good of a team.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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15 mins in luisao is injured.of course he is.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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All according to plan.(Benfica is probably loosing this)

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Half time 0-0 porto has being going all out I'm pretty certain they are going to run themselves ragged about 30 mins in.that's when the mighty Lisbon eagles strike!

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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It isn't though because if you can't keep up with a Benfica whitout grimaldo,jardel,fejsa,rafa and Jonas then welp.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Current u-21 crop looking tasty,bunch of bad hombres in there.also lol arouca plays sporting in the cup again after the locker room brawl and Bruno de carvalho vapes.

the only good thing about the international break is that all the poo poo flinging dies down.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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I'm pretty sure some club with more money than sense will try one day,maybe Valencia.is Jesus agent Jorge Mendes?

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well Benfica shited the bed this weekend losing to maritimo 2-1 while sporting won.2 points separate them now. Next week will be the derby between Benfica and sporting so poo poo will be flying everywhere in the media.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol Sporting once again draging the uefa cooficient down.you guys really are getting the full Jesus experience

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Get in,Benfica scores

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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What a insane start to the 2nd half

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica scores,Jesus eats a lemon

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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Adrien is so loving good,the rear end in a top hat.

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