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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Its both,sporting is really going full throttle.

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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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poo poo sporting scores

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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This ref is doing a poo poo job for both teams

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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That was a bum squeaker

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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*ball hits shoulder of Benfica player*
Sporting fan:that's a penalty.loving ref.
*coates bodyslams Jimenez*
Sporting fan:loving diving Benfica primadonnas
*sporting has 3 times more fouls than Benfica and less yellow cards*
Sporting fan:good refereing ,this is a mans game.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Trully something that all experts agree

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1177097862386077&substory_index=0&id=368845093211362

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Oh my god,day three . Truly a dastardly scheme by btv to supress these imagens for a whole 2 hours,while also sending them to ALL THE NETWORKS.

You would think that cognitive dissonance would kill Sporting fans from shock, but im more amazed how they can survive with that much salt on their bodies.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Reminder that Braga interim coach was fired from Sporting for "incompetence".Kharma keep chaos dunking all over Sporting.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Happy hanukah you reprobates.in the spirit of the season I would like to extend my dampest congratulations to Sporting in winning 4 Portuguese cups in one year.well done lads.now get stuffed.in traditional desserts of the season of course.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Happy new year thread.may your team never turn into Portsmouth.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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All right and we are back!Benfica is playing vitoria guimaraes one of the good teams of the league,they are widely considered the 5th biggest club in Portugal.both clubs come from a series of 3 straight wins so this should be a fun game.also vitorias anthem is a rod Stewart cover of "sailing" lol.Jonas and salvio are back into the team so Benfica are the favourites but vitoria has a good team and a good coach so we'll see.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Vitoria starts better,fejsa gets injured,things look shaky but oops Jonas scores on a salvio assist.

Benfica is just a murder machine.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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This vitoria team is pretty good, I'm fairly certain every player in their first 11 would find a place in one of the big 3 squads.soares is striker that im sure would be a starter in either sporting or porto.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica scores again on a brain freeze from vitoria.this is why you keep playing until you hear the ref's whistle.

Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jan 7, 2017

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well,. like most Good and Cool leagues(TM) , the drama outside the pitch is 50% of the fun, what you should expect:

1) Porto and Sporting complaining about the referees one week , then the very next week be completely favoured by them in penalties against them not being sanctioned, and they sudently shut up.
2) Bad referees. And i mean bad.like holy poo poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m2xgvMbOGQ
3) Some good football sometimes.
4) The spectacular murders of grammar by Sportings coach Jorge Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD_eR9kCuxg

5) the amazing kharma of the universe dunking on sporting.
6) Benfica being boringly eficient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALwA6Ad9j4

here is the league table:



Look at it, its beatifull.

What you should watch.
The derbies: Benfica x Sporting for the bitterest rivalry, Benfica x Porto for murderous rivalry, Sporting x Porto for meh... and some good football.Braga x Vitoria Guimaraes for a regional rivalry going into its 8th century.
Also of note, catch every game from benfica , porto and sporting against these teams:
Braga - Widely regarded as the 4th biggest team in portugal, they have been at the brink of title contention for the last decade. They might win a championship in the next 15 years!
vitoria guimaraes - 5th biggest team in portugal, had its up and downs, has a good coach and good young players
rio ave - one of the Good teams, more likely to cause an upset to the big 3, especially at home
Maritimo - same as above. Benficas only loss was against them.
Chaves - newly promoted side thats been playing really well.

The rest are garbage teams full of garbage wastemans.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Dont listen to mbm,hes in the traditional Sporting fan phase of "everything sucks" that hits around december . By may he'll be all "next year is Sportings year!" Again. Its kinda like the liverpool boom-bust cycle,only funnier.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol nah benfica fans know referees are poo poo, have been saying it for a long time.We lost a championship because of a 5 feet offside goal.I dont remember sporting saying poo poo back then.
Remember when Apito Dourado happened, and sporting fans did poo poo all because they had their faces so firmly planted in Porto's crotch they we're gaging old man dick? Just because they we're the perineal 2nd place finishers?
Remember when sporting shrieked "vouchers vouchers!" , reported benfica to lhe league, then it turned out every club ofered souvenirs to referees, the league told sporting "lol, no, thats completelly legit and well into the rules" , sporting cried "bandits! see how Benfica controls the League Board" , reported benfica do UEFA and uefa told sporting "lol, no, thats completelly legit and well into the rules"? Do you think that improved the referee's?
Remember when a former president of the league, that was also a former director of sporting was implementing measures to have the referee board be completelly independent and Sporting ousted him out after 8 months just because Sportings president didnt like him? how did that improved the referee's?
Remember how the previous president of the league before that almost drove the league association into bankrupcy? gutting a poo poo ton of money that should have been directed to referee's training?Remember how he was elected with the suport from sporting?
How the current president of the league was backed by sporting, and yet "Benfica still controls the league!"?
How sporting hounded the former head of the refereing comitee, got him to quit, elected their favoured guy for new head of the comitee, and yet Benfica still controls everything?
How's that working out? Referee's, are they any better?
Remember when a Sporting director was the only person convicted in a court of law of bribing a referee, in what must surely be the dumbest attempt at a honey pot ever?
Remember this season at round 4 sporting was leading the championship and Bruno de Carvalho came out and said "the referee's this year are great, finaly!" even after the complete botch of a game that was sporting vs porto?
Remember when Sporting cried about the penalty against Setubal, not that it wasnt a penalty, because it soon became clear that it was, but because it was sanctioned at the 92 minute and by god you cant sanction penalties after the 90 minutes or something?while conveniently "forgeting" the Coates penalty in the same game?
Remember when Sporting recalled two players that they had loaned out to Setúbal after that same game, just because of a tantrum?
Remember how all the constant winning and bitching about referee's contributed to an atmosphere we're a couple of them received death threats and needed police protection? Hows that for improving the level of the referee's?
Is that conductive to having the best people look at refereing as a valid profession, an environment that attracts qualified individuals?
Remember how sporting and sporting fans keep talking about inane poo poo while conveniently forgetting about the referee's mistakes that benefits them, in a strategy i lovinly call "the trump method"?
Btw, Is renato sanches age settled or do we need the long form birth certificate?
Remember all this poo poo?I remember.
So keep screaming, throwing tantrums and justifying every gently caress up you do with "ITS BENFICA'S FAULT" while nothing gets done, because people who want things done, get up and do it,instead of smearing their poo poo all over everyone else like some retarted toddler.People who throw tantrums dont actualy want any poo poo done at all.

In the immortal words of the Poet: "calem-se e joguem mas é á bola!"

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Look buddies i have strong opinions about this gay dead lovely league, please dont burst into my safe space.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol Benfica is loosing 3-0.at home.in the first half.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Either Benfica turns this around or they loose by 5.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Hooooooly poo poo

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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That was a fun game.also clearly the refs are in Benficas pocket,says increasingly retarded man for the 15627372th time this season.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Buda in.


Lol there are Sporting fans seriously arguing that Jesus is a Benfica plant.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica casually winning 5-2 .zivkovic is going to be so loving good

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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We're portuguese we loving Love sufering

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well Benfica farted in their own mouths this weekend and lost to setubal.they played real bad.next week its Porto vs Sporting so for one week only my battle cry will be "força Sporting"!

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Allright you primitive screw Heads its time for the derby Benfica vs. Porto.they are separated by one point at the top of the table so whoever wins this wins the championship.probably.who k nows,poo poo be weird this year. Anyways porto are the better team,benfica play at home,most likelly will be a poo poo game but also a nail bitter.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Also health warning the proper way to watch this game is with copious amounts of Jack and coke,or as we Call it "the beefed up sporting"

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol 5 mins in a penalty.let the riots Begin.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Benfica scores!get hosed tripeiros.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Well that was a ok first half.its one of those games where theres not a lot of clear cut chances but theres something interesting hapenning in the Field at all times.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Welp Porto scores.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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It helps selling newspapers until late may and the loving sewer pit that is football comentary shows.

On the other hand it makes it almost impossible for Sporting to get 2nd place so silver linings and all.

loving casillas man he always as his best game of the season in estádio da Luz.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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To be fair that wasnt random normal Porto fans,it was their oficial ultras.Lol at football Clubs suporting what are basicaly criminal gangs.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Tomorrow is the derby.what derby? I can hear you ask from the depths of the plastic container in which thou reside.well my friend,its THE derby,sporting vs Benfica,a game that makes el classico look like a jolly good match between old friends.

Benfica leads the league with 3 points over Porto so they need at least a draw to continue at the top of the table,while sporting is...not. They've entered their bust cycle over 3 months ago .they are a lot like arsenal ,in that they are a poo poo team that also plays really good football but never fail to disappoint their fans almost every year.Benfica are playing bad football and are basically hanging by the skin of their teeth to first place.

Will this game have drama?oh yes.will the ref do a poo poo job?absolutely.will it be a good game?heh 50/50.

Meanwhile here is the best goal ever in a derby

https://youtu.be/lgJjktQwk_g

I miss Nico.

I tried looking up some sick goals from sporting because even evil has its hero's but I couldn't be arsed (its basically goals from liedson that talented gently caress)

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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They went there because the day before the game the ultras from Both sides meet up and beat each other up. Still its a poo poo thing to happen.

Its almost game time and Benfica is whitout Jonas which means that our poo poo football will be even shitier.Sporting has Jeferson at left back which means they will be a sieve from that side.on the other end hes going against Sálvio which is in dismal form so heh.

Benfica drink of choice for this game: bombay gin.

Sporting:beer with seven-up.

Ill report back whit the consequences of mixing them Both.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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The dumbest loving penalty

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Yeah sportings left flank is a sieve.they are about to experience the full Nelson Semedo experience.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Seing a little bit of peak Benfica from last year,still only dialed up to 8

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Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

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Lol Benfica being robbed penalties twice

Edit:make that 3 lol

Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Apr 22, 2017

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