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I would rather have furries on the forums than anybody who posted in those chrimbo threads honestly. Furries are pretty tame, like it's 2016 getting mad at furries is basically like getting mad at goatse
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Guy Mann posted:If Twitter has taught me anything it's that if you compare a person with a furry avatar and a person with an anime avatar the furry is way more like to actually be funny and way less likely to be a Nazi. The caveat to this is if the furry is wearing a diaper.
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Aug 27, 2016 21:24
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CloFan posted:I think this is the same thread as, or maybe the same picture as, the guy living in an unfinished basement that still had insulation everywhere, and oh god the soda cans.. This was the guy who was living on a dirt floor with like mummified rat carcasses everywhere right?
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Aug 28, 2016 04:07
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There is no healthy minded human being that would voluntarily moderate these godforsaken forums
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Sep 2, 2016 21:03
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forums poster 'mom' is somehow still alive
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Sep 2, 2016 23:53
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Youre posting these in the wrong thread my dude
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Sep 4, 2016 16:57
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Uncle Salty posted:Is that terribly smug and mendacious Jurassic Park Jeep goon still around? The car was cool; the guy was a turdlord. Boomerjinks or possibly Boomerjinx, he acted like he held a patent on doing your car up like a car from a movie. He was the pits
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Sep 7, 2016 17:41
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After he gave up the plan to walk a baby stroller covered in Twitter hashtags across America he decided to drive his BMW instead, last I saw from the thread he had gotten stranded somewhere in Arizona when it overheated and needed some special BMW part nobody in town had
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Sep 7, 2016 20:59
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Uncle Salty posted:Walking Goon also was angry when he ditched his stroller because he'd covered it with hashtags about his efforts. Now, in his mind , without that signage, people would think he was just another hiker. I want to say someone in the thread drew fanart of this, him sitting at the top of a hill in a ranger station wrapped in a blanket feebly eating raisins, as people hiked through the park and happy couples sat on picnic blankets below him.
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Sep 7, 2016 23:52
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Rhyno posted:God drat it where's the Walking Goon thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 e: lmao I forgot he just planned to sort of camp just off the road in whatever earthen field he happened to be nearby purple death ray has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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quote:Sorry I missed your question. To prevent getting robbed, I have co2 powered pistol which looks just like a real gun, I have a long buck knife as well as a very light weight axe. I also have bear spray. I've kept the bear spray/gun in quickly accessible locations. Now if they try to rob me while I'm asleep that is a bit more difficult to prevent. I'll have my weapons of destruction next to me while sleeping but the best way to prevent this is ensure my camping location is as hidden as possible. As sunset approaches I'll be scouting potential locations to hide. Dude was just going to hide somewhere along the highway and sleep with a fake gun and an axe
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Sep 8, 2016 04:20
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:also who was the guy who was desperate to lose his virginity, and had like rancid, bright yellow teeth? painfully awkward, stalkerish, maybe worked as a teacher? This was beloved hell dump punching bag Two Worlds. He got fired because he couldn't control his students and was leering at the underage girls in his class. Some of the best content hell dump ever produced. Benny the Snake got his poo poo together enough to reappear like a superhero in the Blue Story Star Wars husband threads as a voice of reason.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:49
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Captain Yossarian posted:Holy poo poo for real? Do you have a link? I feel like the Blue Story stuff was linked at some point ITT but I dont have a link to his posts. I would actually really like to read the Two Worlds threads again. Stuff I remember about him: -Had pictures of him dressed up as cyclops from the X-Men movie -In times of stress he would imagine the X-Men coming to his aid -Had something called the 'Ariel-verse' in his head where his base instincts (jerking it, looking at porn) were constantly at war with his pure self -Had a personified version of his lust and frustration that was basically the Hulk with a slightly different name but also the bad guy from The Dark Tower sort of? He would say like "oh the Brute took over last night" or poo poo like that. I also remember one thread where forums user Tony Danzas Ho zoomed in to one of his pictures in photoshop or something and sampled the color of his teeth and it was this horrifying pea green.
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Yeah he was the loving daywalker. What a Goddamn disaster that guy was. Two Worlds might have been Mormon, he was sure one of the wackier branches of Christianity.
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Also one of the funniest things about Two Worlds was that there was very little internet detective stuff happening, he was very forthcoming and volunteered most of this information freely to goons
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Sep 9, 2016 20:02
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Schwarzwald posted:I never knew the story behind that custom title, and I was afraid to ask. The truth could never measure up. As it was related to me some ages ago, it was from a very serious, historically accurate tabletop game set in ancient Rome and this guy kept trying to stealth make his character a robot. Like he kept asking about what materials would have been available to them and if they could have theoretically built some kind of steam powered automaton, that to our eyes, might seem like what we, today, would call a robot. And eventually the gm got so fed up with it that he got that famous redtext.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:05
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TOM HANKS posted:It's probably been posted in this thread already but the Heroin thread in TCC was one of the craziest things I have ever seen on the internet. You just saw these peoples lives fall apart in real time. I was actually able to convince a friend not to try smack by showing it to him. harm reduction at work, god bless
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Sep 10, 2016 15:02
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Rondette posted:Few pages back, but I think that you might be talking about this thing I drew, I'd totally forgotten I'd done it so well remembered! (if it is this) Hahaha yes, yes. Excellent
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Scudworth posted:It's really not interesting enough to re-read since he deleted his 30+ blogger accounts, but key points are that he made it WAY further than Muerte (160 km) and upon giving up decided to use his cart to bring food and water every day to a homeless camp. So he did end up helping people I can walk to the Walgreens from my apartment and make it farther than Muerte did though
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Sep 12, 2016 03:15
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maxhush posted:wasn't the thread consensus that doing anything other than finding him approved dick insertion tools would be kinkshaming not really a consensus but there was a non-zero amount of people suggesting that yes I kept the thread bookmarked in case the OP ever comes back, you can read the whole thing here. goons guess what's actually going 11 posts into the first page http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504
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Sep 13, 2016 00:49
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Well, maybe my exposure to it is biased, but I work for Pornhub, and goddamn do a lot of dudes upload videos of that poo poo. you should start an A/T thread
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Sep 13, 2016 18:35
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Also tell your web design team to stop acting like it's an accident that ad block is blocking the player like Im not gonna get it. There's plenty of ads on your got dang page even with ad block up though. Yall greedy
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Sep 13, 2016 19:04
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The joose thread was the best thread. One dude woke up and found out he'd bought a baby grand piano on eBay
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Sep 16, 2016 12:45
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A lot of them were really hilariously mundane goony poo poo like "i bought something dumb on eBay" or like "i opened my computer up and put peanut butter on all my RAM" like even the hardcore drug forum is full of shrinking violets whos idea of going full Fear and Loathing is using their computer as a plate. Cool thing about Joose was that people would get really high and forget they had taken any drugs so they would then do more drugs, and go through a huge amount of it all at once.
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Sep 16, 2016 12:59
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Swingset bees was definitely one of the first things I remember reading after I joined.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:40
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This arg for the new national treasure movie is too esoteric for me
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Sep 19, 2016 14:11
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Both versions of GBS are unreadable garbage for various different reasons actually
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Sep 21, 2016 22:31
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I love these 3 AM probations like most of these people probably woke up and never even realized they were probated at all
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Sep 22, 2016 00:55
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Goons are predisposed to that kind of poo poo because our dumb asses paid money to be here in the first place.
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Sep 22, 2016 14:49
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Old GBS loving loved him and his wacky mod challenges, like "post your tits or get banned" haha what a cut up
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Oct 14, 2016 22:19
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R.L. Stine posted:it was louisgod who also bought a million pounds of beef jerky from someone on here oh jeez gross I've sold/bought action figures to/from this dude
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Oct 15, 2016 00:50
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that choccoes bullshit makes me so irrationally angry to this loving day
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Nov 7, 2016 14:26
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I actually liked Snatter. I thought it was cute. Congrats, you're a dipshit
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Nov 8, 2016 01:31
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What in the gently caress
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Nov 16, 2016 04:49
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Is it still a honeypot if you open the pot and climb in of your own free will?
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Nov 17, 2016 21:05
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Anybody else want to voluntarily tell everyone how much they know about glorious nippon, it will definitely make you look cool and good unlike literally every other poster itt who has done that same thing
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Nov 18, 2016 02:25
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Turn left WickedHate! Noo
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Nov 20, 2016 20:05
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Nov 21, 2016 20:23
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well why not posted:What's the story with the actual iterations of GBS? I remember in around 2010 it was pretty serious with BYOB being the 'chillax' alternative and 'FYAD' being 'ironic 4chan'. by 2008-2009 GBS was the place you told people on cooler forums go gb2 if they were posting lovely. in those days GBS was basically a news RSS feed. Every thread was either an insular megathread that could have easily existed on a more specific subforum or about some article or something. Posts were verbose and rigidly spellchecked and every reply was some variation of "Epic Goonsire, five golden manbabies bacon Dwarf Fortress". It sucked and it allowed garbage like that Crimbo thread and the "wom" incident to thrive. And if you believe the rumors lowtax hates GBS anyway. So they torpedoed it and it became a lawless wasteland full of 'ironic' hard right cuckoldry fetishists. Most of the epic goon manbabies crowd beat feet to PYF when they got ran out of nu-GBS so, the moral is every forum and every style of posting is bad.
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Kelp Me! posted:Like WebDog the goon? What'd he do? Goons got insanely obsessed with a thoroughly mediocre cartoonist they claimed to hate, and a lot of people spent all their free time talking about just how bad he was and how much they did not enjoy reading his comics. It's true, he is very bad, but most people would look at it and say "This is bad!" and then forget it existed. Goons sustained several huge megathreads based on talking poo poo about this guy, waiting eagerly for the next comic so they could pick apart how terrible it was, and in the downtimes digging up every single thing they could find about his personal life. WebDog was the chief internet detective behind most of the Tim Buckley witch hunts, which eventually progressed to finding the dude's family on Facebook and his address and all kinds of unsavory, pointless poo poo. Grandmother of Five posted:who was the guy that creeped on every single goonette on that SA facebook thing? Loosechanj, and I want to say he was a mod at the time?
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