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Len
Jan 21, 2008

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MassaShowtime posted:

Also goon love is the best love which ended because of rape or something.

Can anyone elaborate on this? I assume it was a male goon not taking no from a female goon as a valid answer but I'm sure there's a whole awkward story involved.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

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Y-Hat posted:

loving hell, smartphones have corrupted my mind and my soul

I still call them smileys because my girlfriends tumblrite sister gets furious because of it

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Because she's 22 and acts like a 16 year old. She used to flip poo poo if someone called a frappucino a frap but then a barista looked at her like she was retarded and told her that's fine and people do it all the time.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Scudworth posted:

I would love to hear more stories about this person and their exploits, please tell more.

She has a PayPal link on her Tumblr so people can give her money? I dunno she doesn't have many others beyond being a worthless sack of poo poo. Only person I know who had to cancel her 21st drinking plans because she didn't have a photo id since $8 was more than she had.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Blind Rasputin posted:

There is a new saga developing right now in the Star Citizen thread. Goons just figured out and outed that Chris Roberts' wife was previously a tickle fetish porn actress. Videos on pornhub. Somehow a sleuthing goon figured out that Chris Roberts worked in the same office as the porn studio years ago and likely hired her on as his assistant, later marrying her. You should all check it out. The Reddit fires are burning for our destruction now and it's all pretty hilarious.

That matters to SS how?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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JakeP posted:

i reckon you've never read the star citizen thread before

I've gathered they're a bit on the obsessive side

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Rabbit Hill posted:

What about that E/N Mod Challenge thread where people posted their bios and Abe custom-crafted a mod challenge for their specific goon problems, resulting in one guy getting a Chumbawumba tattoo and another guy making this amazing remake of a 1980s Electric Slide (?) music video, which was hilarious and I really want to see it again, plus dozens of other goons embarrassing themselves in public. I think one guy had to walk around with a "Free Hugs!" sign and take pictures of himself...

That was quite a thread, boy. Somebody post that link, ok

Was that when a guy had to write an ep about Billy Mays?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Rabbit Hill posted:

Yep! It was a magical time in E/N.

I wish I still had that EP. All I remember was a song about Mighty Putty

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Uncle Salty posted:

Floorboard-knothole-pissing dog-dick guy was kind of awesome, though, because he told his story with a plain sincerity. He was like, oh we're talking about lazy gross single man child behavior? Ah ok here's a thing I do.

It was refreshing in its directness, because those threads were full of weird bragging about really boring or dumb stuff: "well u see, me and my husband, see, we just swig fireball from the bottle and the game controllers are all sticky and my husband, well, I wanted pizza tee hee so he..."

The number of goons that think jeans never have to be cleaned was horrifying. Those threads were a cesspit of horrible behavior

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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There was that goon who went "man I haven't seen my roommate in awhile and now there's a weird smell" and then it turned out the roommate was dead.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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two forty posted:

Every time there was an open mic in the Boston thread where we were all listening to the scanner feeds like 50 people had to post "OPEN MIC!!"

It's like reading a tviv thread. You can tell at what point the show aired because it's goons tripping over themselves to post lines from the show.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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jimmsta posted:

All last night, I read through the entirety of this thread and then the Segakiller/Atarikiller/Son of Atarikiller thread in its entirety. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I managed to see one of my own posts from 10yrs ago, commending Pimpsolo on his accomplishment. Good times.

I miss the 'true' ghost story threads in GBS. There were quite a few epic tales, I think Humper-Monkey had one of the longest ones, dealing with living in a german base that seemed to be haunted and strange poo poo going on there during the winter. I don't recall the whole story, but would be happy as hell to re-live it, if anyone knows exactly what I'm talking about.

http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Lemme get this right. A guy says he knows Aatrek irl then this other guy flips poo poo and reports him to an admin because...?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Because that's the correct action. The guy wasn't serious about Aatrek secretly posting here, but it's still something the admins need to look at.

It just seemed like he was making a bigger deal out of it than needed to be

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well, maybe my exposure to it is biased, but I work for Pornhub, and goddamn do a lot of dudes upload videos of that poo poo.

Too many :negative:

Tell whoever does the statistics articles they're doing God's work because I find those interesting as all hell.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Also give us an Ohio only update. I want to know what parts of my state are into what.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Man that's kind of lovely. "Dude you almost killed yourself and you're having a lot of trouble? We're just going to kick you out of school. Because that kick in the dick is going to make you feel even better."

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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The old bachelor threads were a goldmine of wtf moments. I remember one guy once posted something about his house being a disaster until "rutting season" when he would clean and go pick up one night stands to get mad laid.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Is he the DDoSer?! drat you dare I didn't have the forums for whole hours the other day.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

This thread kinda reminded me of something sensitive, I remember browsing it a few years ago and saw a lot of "I did something I shouldn't have and this shouldn't have gotten this response" complaints to insane levels of people being so offended that they go out of their way to doxx people and find any information on any level to reveal someone's real life information. I saw familiar names banned from this forum and when I browsed at the time if in fact they were real, and read up on their flip of the coin from the aftermath but quickly forgot about it.

Cue to now after this remembrance of the site's existence I decided to have a revisit and apparently Shmorky's ex-wife\gf\lover is posting about her time's with him\whatever pronoun is acceptable . If I remember correctly, linking to the site is bannable\probatible so I won't.

Edit: I regret exploring further as there's things that I can't unsee.

Edit 2: Now even mentioning the site and this I feel like I will be probated after exploring even further.

I think that thread was already linked in this thread earlier for anyone curious

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Does anyone remember that post from the 15(?) year old about how he was already jaded with his life because he's smarter than everyone he goes to school with and knows?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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chernobyl kinsman posted:

why do you know all this poo poo man

Check the rap sheet

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, back when "lol" or "wtf" would get you banned. I miss it sometimes too.

Imo they still haven't found a good middle ground. GBS used to be super strict and then they took the rules away and it became a cesspool.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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God Hole posted:

I gained great enjoyment from the Bill Maher Bang Bus saga a few months ago and the twist that came later when one of the actors in the OP's drama registered to defend his honor.

I think the best part is a guy in his 30s getting mad OP didn't follow Bros before Hos

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Vladimir Poutine posted:

The really depressing stuff in the heroin thread starts here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2987795&pagenumber=83&perpage=40#post414354599

It goes for the rest of the thread (like 7 pages before it gets gassed)

Jesus Christ.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Big Centipede posted:

Did she ever post again?

Last post was 2014

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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EL BROMANCE posted:

The closest thing I can think to, is the 'probably only seen it if you were a teen in Britain in the late 90s' where Rhys Ifans' character in Kevin and Perry Go Large would shoot vodka through his eye. During the end credit sequence you can see it eventually ends up falling out.

The first episode of Cowboy Bebop involves a drug that you spray into your eye

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Wasn't there an LPer on these forums who killed a person drunk driving then went back to LPs as soon as he got out?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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At least Aphid probably died doing what she enjoyed, shooting heroin into her muscles.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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bradzilla posted:

Given that GiP exists and some of those guys have done actual tours, uh nope

I think it's different when that's your actual purpose. Sounds like Caro just decided to go to war one day

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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I want this thing https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001LGDEQ4/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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Powaqoatse posted:

yea theyve the shortish loops in common


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

Also both are frequently unfunny and pointless

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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From the line on he website it sounds like they torment people like my girlfriend's sister, 22 year old lesbian who refuses to learn to drive or get a job. When she needs money she just goes to Tumblr and makes a post about how hard she has it and how rough her life is and people donate her gift cards or cash. But then that other poster said they pushed someone to suicide and that is definitely not okay.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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InediblePenguin posted:

no but see it's actually okay for them to specifically target LGBT people, because somebody knows a lesbian who doesn't know how to drive

:rolleyes:

E: what kind of massive idiot do you have to be to take the organized group of harassers at their word when they claim to only be harrassing people who deserve it?

That isn't what I said at all? But keep on keepin' on

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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InediblePenguin posted:

you're willing to give the benefit of the doubt to the organized group of harassers because they claim on the website that they only go after people who deserve it; you offer as an example of people you think they might go after, therefore people who would deserve to be group-harassed, a person you know of who is a lesbian whose offenses are "doesn't know how to drive" and "other people voluntarily give her expense money" -- the only thing you said is NOT okay is driving someone to suicide, therefore implying that if they were only harassing people like this non-driving lesbian with a patreon account, that WOULD be okay. You're not as big of an idiot as Casimir but you're not too loving bright, friend

Haha no it isn't a Patreon account. It's literally just a PayPal account people send money to because she's got it so rough living at home and paying no bills, using her student loan money to buy iThings and drugs.

But I'm sorry I didn't say "everything they do since it drove someone to suicide is awful" I kind of figured that would be implied because that goes beyond macking fun of someone from a distancend crosses a line to actual real life fuckery which is never okay. :eyeroll:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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slinkimalinki posted:

And get this...She's a lesbian!


Which is relevant because....

Because she uses that as part of her woe is me schtick?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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poptart_fairy posted:

FAU is terrified WickedHate will kill herself if she gets permaed, lol.


Like with those two dickheads in the IOSM thread that tried to downplay pedo poo poo due to "puritans", I wonder why this poo poo gets off so easy.

Wickedhate is a teenager who needs to seek professional help. There's clearly a lot of mental baggage going on with her beyond being trans. She's gotten a lot better since her first couple bans at any rate so there's still hope.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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purple death ray posted:

I agree that WickedHate needs help more than she needs to be chased out of forums and told to kill herself but man it feels like she's been playing that teenager card for a while now, like either she registered at age 13 or she's actually like 22 now and just hoping people keep writing off the awful things she posts as "ah well dumbass teenagers"

She may be 20/21 by now? I know around the time of her first ban she said 19 but I don't know how long ago that was.

The real question is why she hasn't just registered under a new name to put her rap sheet behind her

Len
Jan 21, 2008

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I Said No posted:

FAU's alright in my book but this is like, the exact opposite of what a mod is supposed to be doing

FAU is pretty against suicide. What with telling people to go kill themselves being against the rules now.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

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I tried that guys paper towel method with the paper towels at work and I guess if the goal was to rub a soaking wet paper towel all over my hands goat met

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