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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Adam L Goldstein.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2238

Alias777.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1727

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I Said No posted:

I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too.

Who was the 'melted candle' guy who started the low-carb thing? I've never actually seen his picture.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Who was the girl who got beaten by her judge dad on camera and hired a dragon otherkin as her legal representative?

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax vs Dollfuckers.
"Have your lawyer contact me when he is fully inflated".

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Triggered posted:

What was the mods name that had the train fetish?

Brother Jonathan had a model train obsession and was triggered by memes.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

'I spent over 9 years of my life on this animation'

First reply...

Travis343 posted:

Maybe you should have spent 10

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

NLJP posted:

Was it Jihadbreath who threatened to kill his teacher so some goon called his mom and started the call with "Hello, I'm from the internet"?

That was alias777, a 13-year old kid who used his mother's credit card and got scammed, then posted on the internet for advice.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1727

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Mann posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo

The golden age of 2007 that we all long to one day return to.

In related videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Boiled Water posted:

Was TCC ever anything other than a gulag for addicts like ADTRW?

I keep hearing about how bad ADTRW is, but I don't see it. Either I'm looking at the wrong threads there or it's been cleaned up a lot.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jellymouth posted:

So who are the most """""famous""""" goons?

I know there's deadmau5, Notch, and I guess the guy who draws Slylock Fox. Are there any I'm forgetting?

Semi-famous.

Ian Jones Quartey, who was the executive producer of Steven Universe posted in TVIV, as did Jesse Moynihan from Adventure Time.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
One other, Kill 6 Billion Demons webcomic author Abaddon/Tom Parkinson-Morgan posts in the K6BD thread in BSS.
If you haven't read this, you should.

http://killsixbilliondemons.com/

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
BeastUK wasn't the cleverest goon.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I was going to say "stalking a mentally-challenged sonic the hedgehog fanatic" but then again I repeat myself-

Everyone is doing it, there was even an episode of Sonic Boom mocking chris-chan.



Beige arms!

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The front page used to do hentai reviews.
Most of you are probably too young to remember this.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Groversteps.jpg

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

In space no one can hear you getting pantsed.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My little Yugoslavian pony?

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sneakyfrog posted:

yeah that one was pretty good.

I'm surprised the interview went on that long. Was no one actually listening to what he said?

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Glenn Quebec posted:

...why the 25mg of cialis for a roid supplement?

Scientific reason - it increases blood flow to the muscles, resulting in a better pump.

quote:

"The class of Phosphodiesterase inhibitors found in Viagra prolong the messenger signal that causes blood vessels to dilate after being stimulated by nitric oxide (NO). NO stimulates receptors on the smooth muscle that regulate the degree of constriction and dilation of arteries and arterioles which cause the blood vessel to relax. This results in a more open blood vessel, increasing blood flow and delivery of oxygen and nutrients"

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo posted:

Do steroids make your organs buff too?

Growth hormone, IGF-1, and insulin cause the internal organs to grow.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Looking forward to the first human CRISPR hack for myostatin double muscle :madmax:

There was a time when all the bodybuilding forums could talk about was myostatin and how to suppress it. Turns out a thing that is good at suppressing myostatin expression is... anabolic steroids!

Do you even moo?

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
drat horse steroids derail!

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

What happens if you pack your bum full of the leaves?

Asking for a friend

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush posted:

Backpanther: forums superstar abunchofnumbers! He had a horrendous tattoo of a panther on his back, hence the name. He bought a motorcycle that was too big and powerful to ride. CA goons told him to sell it and buy a smaller one. He didn't, and he crashed it. Goons told him to practice more and buy a smaller one. Instead, he used the insurance money to buy a bigger and more powerful bike. He crashed that one too. Goons told him to seriously, dude, stop loving around and either redo the training and buy a small bike, or give up riding. Instead, he bought the biggest and most powerful bike yet. He crashed that one at high speed while wearing flip-flops and a t-shirt; he barely survived the reconstructive surgery and had to have his left arm amputated.

He quit posting in the motorcycle forum after that, but last I heard he had spent all of his ~$1M insurance settlement buying slumlord properties in San Diego, and a Lamborghini. A manual-transmission Lamborghini. And he only has one arm.

He was famous enough to get an encyclopedia dramatica page made about him:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Abunchofnumbers

Most of the other CA forum drama is pretty low-key, though...just the usual guys talking about how they can totally handle the most powerful motorcycle because they have a 400-horsepower car, the guy who ran into two different mailboxes on his way home from the DMV to get his license, etc

It looks like he had a Yamaha FJ1200, which has a top speed of around 150 mph, with less than a years riding experience!



Oops.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush posted:

That's an R6 or R1, I believe. Based on the size of the rear tire and the location of the air intake I would say the ~2006 R6. Top speed closer to 160mph, 0-60 in around 3 seconds. The R1 is even faster. The brakes are also powerful enough to flip you over the bars with a single finger, and the crouched riding position reduces all-around visibility and is ill-suited to making sudden changes in direction.

This RCR is completely on the nose about those bikes


Even faster, great for someone with less than a years riding experience.
Didn't he have a Fireblade before he got this?

E: Also identifying a motorcycle is difficult when it's all folded up.

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

50FA last posted in 2015 unless he made a new account. He namechanged to Nostalgia4ColdWar at some point.

I enjoyed his story about his oxycontin addicted super saiyan step son.

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Mar 5, 2013

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Didn't someone call Microwave's mom? Or was that just Diet Pill and Sister's Panties-Sniffer?

Diet pill guy was alias777, who did quite a few more dumb things.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1727

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