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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I Said No posted:

they told him for whatever reason to draw his skullsona(?) sucking off Tingle from Zelda and he actually did it

the greatest sagas of SA forums

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

bunky posted:

I can think of one case.

Not telling your parents things isn't much of a challenge, I do it all the time.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

George H.W. oval office posted:

Swole PT had started down the path of weird poo poo for a while. He had a couple iterations of his thread before his final meltdown.

I didn't follow any of that, but I saw the banner ads approximately a billion times and it wasn't until the final meltdown became a point of interest across the forums that I realized that it was "swole PT" and not "swolept", a single word whose meaning I could not for the life of me puzzle out and I was sure rhymed with "concept"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

purple death ray posted:

Lmao if you don't have that and the All Your Base song saved in ancient folders somewhere on your hard drive

This, but "she_can_stay_my_home.mp3"

(somebody please have this)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Powaqoatse posted:

I got you fam, hold on

e:


I actually played it for my sister and a friend while we waited for people to show up for new years, and it's been years since I listened to it last. Weird coincidence! Do you know who made it?

Holy SMOKES, I never thought I'd hear this again.

I really have no idea who made it! It was on mp3.com way way back at the height of Mahirmania, literally credited to Mahir Cagri. One of the later Wayback Machine snapshots credited it to someone calling themselves "bayond control":



Thanks for digging this up!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

du -hast posted:

U just got owned by ~the hast man~

I loved your no-CD crack for Commandos 2 back in 2001

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Guy Mann posted:

Goons made a wiki about Doobie's Dog House.

People gave the guy that made it a ton of poo poo, but as someone who absolutely relished watching that bumbling hayseed blow a twenty-point lead by repeatedly scoring on his own goal, I'm glad it exists.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

OldTennisCourt posted:

Anyone have the picture of that horrific looking greasy rear end steak that someone posted as their dinner in the low card megathread?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Can we get this QCS poo poo out of PYF

Cool, thanks

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I've sort of done this, sort of didn't. I moved departments at work, and an acquaintance who thinks he's my friend but holy poo poo is very much not applied to fill in my old position. My then-boss asked me if they should hire them, and I didn't say anything bad, I told him I couldn't say anything. I sort of felt bad for it, but at the same time, the dude is extremely obnoxious and likely wouldn't be a good fit for the team.

"Hey, would you recommend <obnoxious, jort-wearing loudmouth>?"
"I wouldn't go that far."

At this point, I could say that I've never said a bad word about him to my boss :yayclod:

Hell's bells, how obnoxious does one have to be in order to be considered overly obnoxious by the pornography industry

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sorry for the derail.

Don't be; I was fishing for a story and it did not disappoint.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kelp Me! posted:

it's like writing a scathing review for a restaurant you've never been to and then acting surprised when you actually go there and they ask you to leave

it's an SA tradition

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

funmanguy posted:

I can't find an emote to properly express how absurd this is.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

We have done too much investigation into how and why the Sonic franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts and not nearly enough investigation into how and why the Duke Nukem franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Grandmother of Five posted:

As a follow-up, the guy from the low-carb megathread who was prescribed statins in his early 20s, from eating buckets of lard, is now much smarter, and taking advice on how to use steroids in TCC.

Another TCC success story.

Also, I'm not quite as old-school as some of you but loving lol et relol at anyone ever in a million years having taken someone who gave themselves the name "Louisgod" even remotely seriously

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Bacon is too lean. I want to live a long healthy life after all

"Uncle Dickie, he did what he wanted to do. He did exactly what he wanted to do," said Williams, who believes that attitude was the secret to his long life.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Oh yeah: they met on the Chris-chan forums. That's worse than loving on 20 Little Ceasers' Hot & Ready pizzas, imk

...like fuckin' on a quilt of cheap pepperoni pizzas

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

YeahTubaMike posted:

I feel like the story of Eggplant Wizard keeps evolving. First it was werewolf porn, then it was werewolf rape porn, then it was werewolf incest rape porn -- I don't think there's any way to know what it actually was, at this point. :psyduck:

Decide for yourself

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Antivehicular posted:

Honestly, that dude being the kind of extremely sheltered religious kid who is both repulsed and uncontrollably aroused at the vague sight of anything resembling a sex characteristic would explain a lot about that chain of posts. But not the garbage pizza analogy.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Desk Lamp posted:

The best mod is the one that lets you torture fairies in Minecraft. Once you add in the horrific screaming audio files created by the foremost authority on the subject that is.

what in the loving goddamn

also

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Did anyone ever ask him what he honestly thought was going to happen

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

PUDDING: ICE CUBES AND ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

syscall girl posted:

I am really glad to hear this because ZDR has been doing a lot of work keeping our dead gay forums on life support and it'd be a shame to lose him over a kaiser klurf kerfuffle

I'd be gutted if these forums went away. There's so much more to them than a lot of people realize, and there are a lot of great, nourishing communities to be found here.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Grandmother of Five posted:

I like the forums a bunch, too. There is such a thing as placing too much importance and caring too much about on-line stuff, for sure, but it is also really dumb imo when people take pride in not caring when they have been part of a community and interacted with some of the same people on and off for literally years. It is OK to care.

I'm glad that ZDR is still around, as well.

Man, exactly. The newspaper comics thread in BSS was a treasure that kept me entertained for months while I was laid up with a fractured vertebra (slipped on ice, fell down cement steps, etc etc). And I've gotten a lot of happiness out of contributing to that thread; I took over posting a comic when another poster got banned, and added a couple out of curiosity and interest and as time went on. It's fun, and I know it probably adds to people's lives like other posts added to mine.

I care a lot about this community. It's really grand. Neat people have come together to make neat things.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

oldpainless posted:

Don’t tell Mom the babysitters pregnant

the dishes are DONE, man

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Grassy Knowles posted:

It's a quarantine; without E/N those posts end up anywhere and everywhere else.

I feel legitimately bad for people who are so desperate for human contact and understanding that they post to excess in E/N, all the while knowing fully well that their posts are being relentlessly combed through for mockery, derision, etc.

I will say that what little of E/N I've read seems to indicate that it's relatively well-moderated, and at least within that subforum, no one is being messily shat all over.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



hmm, well

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Control Volume posted:

anyone who tries to bill a bar as "Corporate" should be taken out back and shot

You have my steel.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Standing offer: any PYF goon that comes to my house will get a home-cooked scotch egg, guaranteed

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


more like Assy Knows

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

what is it with getting people to do anything as long as (a) there is a camera and (b) it is phrased as [NOUN] challenge

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:munch:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I keep waiting for someone with more money than sense to make this one actual

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I have a friend who was foreverial delitized after being licked by a cream cheese tongue, and he loved it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


You better believe it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Captive rhinos have way lower androgen levels. I believe there's some research underway to give them dihydrotestosterone to improve breeding outcomes. So yes.

why do you know this

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I've never interacted with TB. I do remember having read some of her posts - or, to be more specific, streaks of posts, when she decided to enter a thread with a lawn chair and a bullhorn - and I remember thinking something to the effect of "if I met this person at a party, I would want to be as far as possible from them, even if it meant standing in a broom closet or bathtub."

I have gathered the impression that she build up some goodwill with some posters here, which, fine, okay, not everyone is to everyone's taste, but I also gathered the impression that she went through the garbage cans of middle schools collecting discarded "kick me" signs to fashion a three-piece suit out of for the express purpose of doing a slow and tantalizing dance in front of mods she knew extremely well in advance were inclined to take her up on that offer.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

She posts in a thread about interior design where she acts normal, but every time she steps outside of it, she imemdiately eats a hard ban for harassing somebody.

I don't read or post in D&D. Do you personally feel like she harasses people, above and beyond this forum's tradition of ribbing people when they stick their asses out, etc.?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Well, good natured ribbing generally ends well short of telling people to kill themselves.

I agree. If "kill yourself" is your best joke/comeback, you're either (if you're being sincere) a genuinely lovely human being or (if you're not) being incredibly lazy.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

jesus loving christ never mind I'm just going to go back to talking about grody food and ancient video games

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I hope at the very least the jammies had Yodas and poo poo on them.

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