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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


oldpainless posted:

Hell im reading incest erotica right now

more like oldshameless

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Hell im reading incest erotica right now

More like old-genetic-variation-less.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I feel like the story of Eggplant Wizard keeps evolving. First it was werewolf porn, then it was werewolf rape porn, then it was werewolf incest rape porn -- I don't think there's any way to know what it actually was, at this point. :psyduck:

The same thing happened with Boniface and Tony Danza's Ho, where first it was a coffee cup, then it was a full coffee cup, then it was Boniface cheating on his wife or something.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

I know this is from way back but it is good and cool

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
^^ Oh, thanks.

syscall girl posted:

Which is kinda loving spiteful because who doesn't have a pseudonym to write incest erotica these days? She should have got tenure

George Raymond Richard Martin is his real name, actually.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 23:04 on May 31, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

YeahTubaMike posted:

I feel like the story of Eggplant Wizard keeps evolving. First it was werewolf porn, then it was werewolf rape porn, then it was werewolf incest rape porn -- I don't think there's any way to know what it actually was, at this point. :psyduck:

Decide for yourself

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

oldpainless posted:

Hell im reading incest erotica right now

oh yeah? i'm writing it right now. tomorrow afternoon i'll be LARPing it actually

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Tweezer Reprise posted:

oh yeah? i'm writing it right now. tomorrow afternoon i'll be LARPing it actually

Please don't














Without me

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
you're not my dad

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Tweezer Reprise posted:

you're not my dad

holy poo poo :drat:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tweezer Reprise posted:

you're not my dad

lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

YeahTubaMike posted:


The same thing happened with Boniface and Tony Danza's Ho, where first it was a coffee cup, then it was a full coffee cup, then it was Boniface cheating on his wife or something.

wait what

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

oldpainless posted:

Please don't














Without me
More like oldknotless

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Aristocrats.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Tweezer Reprise posted:

you're not my dad

nice

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Tweezer Reprise posted:

you're not my dad

Wayta go kid.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Paladinus posted:

The Aristocrats.

Nice

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Kelp Me! posted:

They look like pretty run-of-the-mill shitposting probes to me :shrug:

Funny only to me, I know. It's like finding out the cop that repeatedly ticketed you for minor violations had to quit after openly fantasizing about running over dogs on purpose. Dumb, meaningless, but satisfying in a stupid petty way.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Funny only to me, I know. It's like finding out the cop that repeatedly ticketed you for minor violations had to quit after openly fantasizing about running over dogs on purpose. Dumb, meaningless, but satisfying in a stupid petty way.

Eggplant Wizard probations are retroactively a badge of honour

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
https://mobile.twitter.com/JucheMane/status/870305489069985792

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"Much like FaceTiming my girlfriend, I gently caress a terrifying mannequin version of her when she's away. These two things are exactly the same."

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Please rename me Vaginal Facsimile.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ive jerked off for so long and my hand is so worthless now that i will spend several hundred american dollars, possibly thousands, to buy some kind of humansized fleshlight with a dead face

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
we have an action figure thread?



of course real dolls would be in that thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I bet his girlfriend who lives in Canada is super hot.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

That all would mean she consented to her vagina being molded for the doll

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That all would mean she consented to her vagina being molded for the doll existed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3068921&pagenumber=521&perpage=40#post472919533

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That all would mean she consented to her vagina being molded for the doll

In theory.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pro tip when loving: put liquid silicone on your dick and then very carefully bring it to a master of moulding

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

either the action figure thread or r/relationships is my favorite thread on this website

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
good grief that doll thread

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GoldfishStew posted:

You know what, I always thought you guys treated the batman equipment guy meanly and now I feel it too. There's nothing worse than elitist bully nerds. They're all toys. You all spend money on loving toys. One of you admitted to buying a my little pony and tried to justify it by ball bearings. And im the loving freak? gently caress off.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

I love this website

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



GoldfishStew posted:

I paid a ton of money a long time ago for a real doll type thing and this looks almost as good.

GoldfishStew posted:

My girlfriend got it for me when she left to go teach English in Kyoto for a 3 year contract as a going away present.

:thunk:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"My girlfriend got me a fuckable mannequin of herself so I wouldn't be lonely" is a rabbit hole I have concerns about going further down.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
Does anyone have a link to the medical stories thread? For the life of me I can't find it anymore. Stories about necrotic butts will never get old.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nuebot posted:

Does anyone have a link to the medical stories thread? For the life of me I can't find it anymore. Stories about necrotic butts will never get old.

It's pretty much always on the first page of the Goon Doctor, but here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469571

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nuebot posted:

Does anyone have a link to the medical stories thread? For the life of me I can't find it anymore. Stories about necrotic butts will never get old.

was that the thread where someone did a 50' ant?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nuebot posted:

Does anyone have a link to the medical stories thread? For the life of me I can't find it anymore. Stories about necrotic butts will never get old.

Oh god.....that was the thread with the chicken baby wasn't it?

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