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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I wish my Aatrek probation was better than just spoilering GoT.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I Said No posted:

that one was okay apart from everyone joining in the annoying circle-jerk of coyly mocking anyone who thought it was a real game despite the thread actively being presented as such

as far as CYOAs go wasn't dropsy the clown also one of those
there was microbe too but iirc the thread got really annoying to read for reasons i don't clearly remember

i don't think it was a CYOA but this has reminded me of hellbastard, who was pretty much old gbs incarnate and his dumb self-insert comic
the first thing GBS did on being reformed was to immediately run him the gently caress out of town, which was great

:hb:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A hero if ever there was one.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mr. 47 posted:

Any time you find yourself in a position where a dog may bite off your dick, it's time for some deep reflection on where your life went wrong.

I guess my idea for a fully nude dog groomer business is going back on the shelf.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rhyno posted:

There was a whole thread titled "post your self-surgery" or something. Mostly small things like small boils and cysts but there were a few teeth and at least one large mass removed from some dude's armpit once.

That wasn't the thread that escalated until that one goon sliced into her arm so deep you could see tendon and bone was it?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought it was Aatrek. Just some guy that's friends with him ain't as fun.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's happening!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I was probated by Aatrek. So, in a way, I'm one of his victims too. As are we all.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:doh: It was right there.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Better ban everyone in the Voyager thread. Just to be safe.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There once was a goon that put on a skit of an old sea captain going to Red Lobster and telling the story of his sons being eaten by a giant squid. Of course the giant squid made an appearance, and he fought it and his sons came back and then they all enjoyed Cheddar Bay biscuits.

Can't for the life of me find it though.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hubris! Hubris it was!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I love this site sometimes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I always wondered if you could just tent out by the side of an expressway. I'd never do it because it's retardedly unsafe, not just for the possible theft/rape/murder, but because an out of control car or semi could kill the poo poo out of you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i forgot about that until you mentioned it but yea thats her. she showed up in those gooncamp photos with her gut flowing over her jeans

Ride that wave

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Schwarzwald posted:

Veni Vidi Veni

:thurman:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wasn't the kid shoving a pump needle into his dick and blasting air into it? How do you "safely" do that?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who was the goon that used to draw comics of himself and he was skinny with long hair. Think he wore like a nazi looking coat or something? Then a photo of him surfaced and he was a huge fat guy....but still wearing that nazi looking coat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Quote-Unquote posted:

Did Fragmaster ever read the Francis post? I swear I remember hearing him screaming "I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!!" but I might have just imagined it.

Nope, but you just reminded me if this treasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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SirPhoebos posted:

What are the deet's of :aatrek:'s outing? Was it in a thread or was it on an irc channel?

Speaking of, there's was the goon guild for a bad MMO* called Archeage that had a pedophile officer that multiple goons defended long after his outing because he had the patience to gather wool or something. And then after the guild leaders finally relented and kicked the kid-fucker out, they tried to sneak him back in.

*(insert 'all MMOs are bad' joke here)

There was a pedo in charge of the Archeage goon squad? Ugh, glad I only played that game for like two days.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Either you had a baby or a geriatric parent moved in with you. Congrats if it's a baby! Think of the inheritance if it's a parent.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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coronatae posted:

He had a story his army medic wife told him about being in the Middle East and treating a little girl who was dying of a horrible infection and I think sexual abuse had been involved?

I liked some of his early ghost stories but towards the end they got really overdone and too caught up in the mythos he'd created

50FA would ruin absolutely every spooky story thread by posting boring, meandering, creative writing 101 garbage for thousands and thousands of words and any other story would be blown over by the 3 loving goons that actually liked the 50FA stories posting "WOW!!!!! Keep writing! Can't wait to see what happens!" 20 times each.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Babe Magnet posted:

when you post in helldump it gives you someone else's avatar and name

This would be funny.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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We laugh, but this woman is why we are now allowed to not talk to the police. The famous Carmen Miranda Rights.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I bought deer jerky from a guy in a truck on the side of the street once. I'm 90% sure it was mule though.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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George H.W. oval office posted:

Has Caro updated the blog he had going since he came back?

He's too busy re-equipping for his second deployment.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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George H.W. oval office posted:

lol people not honoring the toxx and only out 10 bux for the single ban.

They should be perma'd or banned 6 times. That's some lame bullshit and that dude would have absolutely been held to his end if it had gone the other way or been perma'd.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kelp Me! posted:

Also it's pretty funny how the Steam Toxx almost instantly turned into a giant hugbox of "oh you poor optimistic soul, I'm sorry you lost a bet and now owe $60 in games to a Trump supporter, let me gift you all some games"

Trumps already stimulating the economy!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fish Of Doom posted:

I remember there was some thread a few years ago where some goon was selling some kind of "technically" legal drugs called Juice or Sauce or something. Turns out the drug makes you black out for several days, at which point people would wake to find them having lost their job, their car, their girlfriend, all manner of crazy stuff that none of them remembered.

That was a great thread in the "moments of goon stupidity" category.

Edit: Joose, thanks saclopedia.

Is that the same drug that one goon described as, "A teleporter that beams you to the emergency room?"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

Does it even still happen that someone says "if __ I'll __" and then someone else goes :toxx:?

I saw it a year or so ago about a hockey thing. Also in the Bad Thread I think most of us joked about toxxing for if Winds of Winter comes out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

Yeah jokey I've seen self-toxxes, but a true toxx callout is rare. I liked those.

I think someone in Punch Sport Pagoda may be eating a fruit hat once the NY UFC card happens. Pretty sure that was a call out toxx, but that was years ago and I haven't been in those threads in forever.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's one sound decision he may regret.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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purple death ray posted:

Anybody else want to voluntarily tell everyone how much they know about glorious nippon, it will definitely make you look cool and good unlike literally every other poster itt who has done that same thing

I know they raped someone named Nancy King.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The worst anime is Bleach.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well this thread has certainly spiraled out of control.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A functional vagina?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That dude's a lovely artist.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think it's ok to make fun of them if they're using their sexual abuse as a reason not to tease them for drawing furry porn.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Probably the Genesis/Mega Drive, for me.

edit: misread title

That's a funny way of spelling Dreamcast.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Yeah, back when "lol" or "wtf" would get you banned. I miss it sometimes too.

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