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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

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Antivehicular posted:

Isn't that what that thread is about, or have I been grievously misled about the contents of the thread that published a weird porn ebook?

There have been various attempts to make the Bad Thread not bad, including one at GRRM's personal request. They have all​ failed of course.

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Mar 29, 2006

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It was back before a Dance with Dragons came out. At that point the Bad Thread was completely toxic, worse than it had ever been, or has been since really. They were calling GRRM an absolute fucker, and frankly everyone in the thread seemed to just hate him because he hadn't written the next book. This was long before the show of course. Someone told him about the thread and how, well, bad it was and apparently GRRM was very upset by it when he saw it. He contacted the mods of the Book Barn (Loosechanj and Viconia at the time I think) and asked if they could maybe be a bit more positive (by which he probably meant not actively hoping for his death). So there was a new rule instituted for maybe a week, that you could only post in the Bad Thread if you were posting something positive. The thread did get a little less awful for a while I guess. I haven't read the Bad Thread in a long time.

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Mar 29, 2006

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That is a super weird show, but it is also fake.

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah, that actually sounds more like it. I think my brain combined two different bits of insane and stupid Shmorky drama into a single event. There was so loving much of it.

I'm pretty sure there was another incident where a bunch of tumblr types or maybe people from deviantart piled on Lowtax for attacking Shmorky.

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EmmyOk posted:

I mean quote these here then if you want. Even those aren't really relevant though if you're just chasing him around thread to thread responding to every single post with hurr hurr hotdogs.


They're two guys from Red Letter Media a pretty popular movie review channel on YouTube. Those two have an offshoot where they play and stream games and Mr. Bibs was going on endlessly in the chat with the usual "people don't like the prequels only because farrrrrrrrrrrrt".

DO NOT START TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS

Does anyone have the link to that video? I have tried finding it before, but there are so many videos on the pre rec channel I had some trouble.

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Mar 29, 2006

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Mr. Bibs is so terrible he has been banned from the Wow lore thread.

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Nuebot posted:

I have to know how and why.

That's because no one in the wow lore thread is capable of letting anything go. But because Bibs is worse than all the rest put together, he gets an infinite number of people trying to convince him that he is wrong, not realizing that he will never learn, and the only winning move is not to play. He liked to argue that authorial intent was paramount while ignoring any authorial statements that conflicted with his own ideas of what the plot was. It wasn't like there was one thing that got him banned. I think the straw that broke the camels back was when he claimed that a scene that had Illidan Stormrage saying "There is no chosen one," was proof that he was the chosen one.

Also, for those who are interested, the Bibs stuff in that video that was linked starts shortly after the one hour mark, and goes till about 1:05.

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Mar 29, 2006

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Ah Fojar. He really hates the horde. Its actually funny watching people argue with him, because how do you respond to going full Auschwitz?

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The stuff he is referring to came out in an expansion from 2010. He has been making the exact same arguments for YEARS.

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Danger - Octopus! posted:

I love how half the time when someone complains about a weird obsessive, they reveal that they're just as obsessed (in this case with lore thread poster uh... lore)

Hey I like Fojar. He makes that thread funny.

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Mar 29, 2006

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

I really don't know what my favorite Ye Olde Forum tale is, that one or the P-P-Powerbook! saga.

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Probably, since he was posting around when I joined and obviously GBS hasn't really been the same since then. He had some good stories, but man did that guy flame out hard.

That's the problem with forums 'celebrities.' They often buy into the idea that they are special. But they aren't. You start acting like a moron you are gonna get cut down just like everyone else.

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He is

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Old Disney channel showed a lot of non-Disney movies

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RFC2324 posted:

Having posted here before 2.0, but only a year or 2 before that(I can never remember exactly when the change happened) I'm inclined to say that the mods drove off the good posters before that with things like banning for poor punctuation and grammar, then GBS 2.0 drove off the people who thought that having GBS overly rule bound(and hive mind oriented) was a good thing.

That GBS immediately prior to the bloody halloween nearly drove me off the site. It was pretty bad.

I agree that things probably needed to be shaken up, but I think Gbs2.0 was too much. Letting people go haywire for a day or a week is one thing, but permanently doing away with all rules in GBS was an invitation for disaster.

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Mar 29, 2006

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They lost.

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A Spider Covets posted:

Lol that's pretty goddamn good. We can only hope the mods will hop to it.

Actually, I'd call it haresy.

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GoutPatrol posted:

If you go into every benoit thread on every message board in the world you'll find those posts. These were people who desperately, desperately wanted to hold on to the idea that the wrestler they loved wasn't a murderer. Like it meant so much to them.

I mean no one wants to see their heroes turned into monsters, right? You can argue that having a professional wrestler as a hero is stupid (and I'd agree), but this is just human nature. It's either denial or bargaining from the five stages of grief. This isn't so much funny as it is horribly pathetic, because why would you put so much of your self worth in a fake wrestler?

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Mar 29, 2006

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It's the old faq. Saclopedia would hold that sort of information now. This version of the faq is from right in the middle of the King REoL drama so it's a cute time capsule.

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Mar 29, 2006

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I got into SA in 2003 because some friends at school ran into the computer lab and pulled up photoshop phriday. I regged in 2006 because another friend told me to check out the forums. I actually know several goons irl, bit haven't really seen any of them in years.

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I've thought election toxxes were dumb since mccain and I'd invalidate all of them if it were up to me but toxxes in general are cool as a tax on bullshit. A willingness to wager :10bux: on something communicates a degree of certainty that mere words sometimes cannot.

Also there are people who toxx for third party candidates which shows some serious loyalty. Maybe a foolhardy amount.

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oldpainless posted:

Agreed, Babylon 5 was a bad show

More like oldtasteless.

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duck trucker posted:

I feel like I'm the only person that remembers this but I wanna ask:

Way back someone made a "yummiest mommies" thread in GBS and posted a picture of their Mom and how hot he found her. Goons ragged on him yada yada yada that's not what I'm looking for.

A second goon posted about his step mom which led to him creating a second thread where he started to take advice from goons on how to seduce her. I definitely remember him taking a picture with her where he was doing the shocker without her realizing what it meant. Does anyone else remember that poo poo?

Was that the one where goons contacted his stepmom and she ended up having a talk with him where she was all like 'I don't like you that way?'

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Sometimes it's important to remember that the qualifications to post here are "have $10" and "don't be permabanned."

And the second one is only a qualification for some people if they get caught.

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Mar 29, 2006

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I think the pyf porn threads were shut down by the admins, not eggplant wizard. Ozma said something to the effect of "If you want to post porn, do it in Fyad. At least people will post jokes with the porn then."

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Ruflux posted:

It was different time. If he hadn't exposed himself as an old man creep, he would've eventually gotten banned anyway for being a piece of poo poo cop anyway.

To be fair, he was only a cop for about 5 years and then he quit because he couldn't deal with the corruption. Far more disturbing was the fact that he was also a clown later in life.

And he got banned not because he was a creep but because he posted a banme after people piled on him for doing an 'actually it's ephebophilia' post. He knew he'd outworn his welcome, but there was never any evidence that he was a pedo. He just had bad old man opinions and didn't want to change them.

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Antivehicular posted:

He said that 16 is objectively the sexiest age

Okay, I did not remember that!

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bare bottom pancakes posted:

I don't actually have a dog in the fight, but Tokaii's SAclopedia page said he was banned for "it's technically ephobophila" and "that's the legal age there". He then unbanned the account, and later posted a banme because he was tired of being told to gently caress off for defending a pedo.

Anyway I read the forums for 2-3 years, then made this account because I finally got sick of lurking around the paywall.

edit: His banme is nice and whiny

I don't really want to defend Tokaii too hard, because he definitely was in the wrong on this. I think I just missed his first ban altogether. It doesn't really matter though, Tokaii died years back so it's not like he's gonna rereg.

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That second post was hilarious. Like at a certain point you'd think he'd give up, but nope!

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CannonFodder posted:

His stories about being the CPD's undercover infiltrator in the Illinois Nazis were interesting.

And then he was all too happy to "repeatedly subdue" people during the 1968 DNC convention and it seems George Rockwell rubbed off on him.


And then all of that crash and burn. Good riddance.

There's no way you spend any amount of time on the Chicago PD without going broke brained unfortunately.

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Jastiger thought that the South was terrible (a reasonable enough conclusion taken to absurd lengths) but thought that Iowa was the greatest place to live in the US. For some reason, people made fun of him for this.

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Didn't Franco stalk the GBS ladies thread? I am not a lady so I never posted there, but that was what I heard. As a mod he was kinda bad I guess, though I would not have wanted to mod GBS in that era (or any other era).

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Generally speaking the mods don't probate people for asking questions in QCS, even if they are stupid questions.

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I like the part where he piously tried to put FAU on ignore, realized that he couldn't and went right back to responding to him.

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He couldn't even be bothered to use spellcheck.

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I definitely didn't know Fishmech had transitioned, though I did my best not to engage her at all because she was Fishmech, so that is understandable. Of course if you've read this entire thread at this point you should be aware by this point.

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Yeah, the GBS mods in general, but Grindcore and Burt especially, are pretty good about probing themselves as a public act of contrition when they make asses of themselves.

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Poor Lowtax. I feel sorry for him.

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There should be some sort of way for Lowtax to have a lawyer meet his wife and kid at a neutral, safe location and verify for him that his daughter is all right though (not saying there is, just that in a just society there should be). The police telling me they know what happened to my kid wouldn't console me very much.

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Ariong posted:

I stabbed someone today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pipe
The only thing that's real
The switchblade tears a hole
The old familiar swing
Try to kill it all away
But I am posting everything

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The best line from that thread was:

Phil Moscowitz posted:

We was just wrassling your honor

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