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Sperghetti posted:Why don't more Hollywood starlets get into porn This is the real question.
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Gaunab posted:you're in the small percentage of people who watch porn for the acting Nah, its makes the loving more natural and thus 'better'. These days its straight into it and fake 'ohyeahohyeahohyeah'. Such a turnoff.
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Jul 29, 2016 17:31
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BraveUlysses posted:Worked for that Kardashian That's because she was peed on.
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Jul 29, 2016 17:35
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i'm more interested in the del toro cock speculation tbqh
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Jul 29, 2016 17:37
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geeves posted:That's because she was peed on. all that fame went right to her rear end
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Jul 29, 2016 17:39
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Do you think porn stars get recognized more in public than recurring sitcom actors?
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Jul 29, 2016 17:39
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do you the BDT has a BBC?
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Jul 29, 2016 17:40
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Xaris posted:oh i see you're talking about Black Sails No I mean they literally made a porno they thought would be good enough to stand alone without the loving scenes so they re-released it sans those scenes as an R rated movie: quote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film) Were they right? idk give it a spin I guess they made a sequel with an $8m budget and did the same R-rated re-release though so it must have made money. dunno if that indicates anything other than people will buy any lovely thing with boobies in it but there you go
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Jul 29, 2016 17:41
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hth posted:i'm more interested in the del toro cock speculation tbqh I would like to see the measurements of Guillermo vs Benicio.
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Jul 29, 2016 17:43
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ArmZ posted:I would like to see the measurements of Guillermo vs Benicio. you should make a Kickstarter
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Jul 29, 2016 18:09
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Moridin920 posted:No I mean they literally made a porno they thought would be good enough to stand alone without the loving scenes so they re-released it sans those scenes as an R rated movie: I have gotten laid multiple times thanks to pirates and pirates 2 so yeah it was successful
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Jul 29, 2016 18:29
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benicio_del_Torowikipedia posted:Benicio Monserrate Rafael del Toro Sanchez (born February 19, 1967), known professionally as Benicio Del Toro, is a Puerto Rican actor whose penis resembles a standard 12oz can of coca cola in size, length, girth and color. He has won an Academy Award, BAFTA Award, Golden Globe Award, and Screen Actors Guild Award for his portrayal of Javier Rodríguez in the film Traffic (2000). He is also known for his roles as Fred Fenster in The Usual Suspects (1995), Dr. Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), Franky Four Fingers in Snatch (2000), Jackie Boy in Sin City (2005), Che Guevara in Che (2008), a performance which garnered him the Best Actor Award both at the Cannes Film Festival and at the Goya Awards, and Alejandro Gillick in Sicario (2015), for which he was nominated for a BAFTA Award. He has also portrayed Taneleer Tivan / The Collector in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Jul 29, 2016 18:36
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Captain Yossarian posted:I have gotten laid multiple times thanks to pirates and pirates 2 so yeah it was successful I'd appreciate it if you were to expand on this
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Jul 29, 2016 18:38
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geeves posted:That's because she was peed on. Whatever it takes 
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Jul 29, 2016 18:40
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The Bananana posted:I mean... What qualifications are they lacking? Please kill yourself
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Jul 29, 2016 18:42
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If anybody wants to suck my d (male or female) they can be a star in my independent original movie entitled return of the space mutant 2 It's a working title and i dont have a script or a budget or any equipment or a crew yet but you gotta suck me off if you want a starring role in..... REVENGE OF THE SPACE MUTANTS 2 Its going to be a loving huge hit so dont miss your chance
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Jul 29, 2016 18:45
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gently caress da Mods posted:Please kill yourself you first
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Jul 29, 2016 18:46
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Guys i haven't had any PMs re: a role in my film as yet
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Jul 29, 2016 18:48
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they can't do drugs in moderation, thats the difference OP. porn stars want to live the Tony Montana lifestyle before they have earned it
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Jul 29, 2016 18:49
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Aside from the fact that most porn stars can't act to save their loving lives, the real world cynical reason is that almost every single major Hollywood star (of either gender) is from what amounts to an acting dynasty stretching back generations and that it's very hard, almost impossible, to break into that club unless your name is Chris Pratt. For us plebes, if you are among the most charismatic, good-looking people in a 500 mile radius of your hometown, AND you have enough money to slog it out in LA/NY until you "make it," AND you have the luck of someone who made a deal with the devil at the crossroads at midnight, then maybe, MAYBE you end up becoming a working character actor with steady roles coming in. Talk shows, tabloids, interviews, photo shoots, etc. are crucial because actual acting is maybe 50% of the job, and the rest is manufacturing interest in yourself through a sense of glamour and mystery. And this brings us to the other reason: It's very hard to manufacture a sense of glamour and mystery when we've already seen up inside every hole you possess in films that end with you covered in cum and spit.
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Jul 29, 2016 18:59
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What about the Canyons? That had both trying to do both.
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Jul 29, 2016 23:30
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The Ape of Naples posted:What about the Canyons? That had both trying to do both. Wasn't that considered a good movie, at least by critics?
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bloodysabbath posted:Aside from the fact that most porn stars can't act to save their loving lives, the real world cynical reason is that almost every single major Hollywood star (of either gender) is from what amounts to an acting dynasty stretching back generations and that it's very hard, almost impossible, to break into that club unless your name is Chris Pratt. For us plebes, if you are among the most charismatic, good-looking people in a 500 mile radius of your hometown, AND you have enough money to slog it out in LA/NY until you "make it," AND you have the luck of someone who made a deal with the devil at the crossroads at midnight, then maybe, MAYBE you end up becoming a working character actor with steady roles coming in.
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Jul 29, 2016 23:34
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Except most "real" actors and actresses can't act either
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The Bananana posted:Wasn't that considered a good movie, at least by critics? I only saw parts of it.
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Jul 29, 2016 23:37
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^^^I'll bet^^^^The Bananana posted:Wasn't that considered a good movie, at least by critics? Umm... "Oppressively misanthropic and ineptly made, The Canyons serves as a sour footnote in Paul Schrader's career -- but it does feature some decent late-period work from Lindsay Lohan."
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Jul 29, 2016 23:37
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The Bananana posted:Wasn't that considered a good movie, at least by critics? No.
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The Bananana posted:I'd appreciate it if you were to expand on this "Hay babe want to come to my place and watch a porno?"
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Jul 29, 2016 23:41
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The Bananana posted:^^^I'll bet^^^^ By "decent late-period work" he meant she was barely still bleeding.
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Jul 29, 2016 23:54
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The Bananana posted:I'd appreciate it if you were to expand on this It was considered an acceptable joke mobie to watch ironically. Also as "couples porn"
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Moridin920 posted:go watch that Pirates of the Caribbean porn knock off that they thought was decent enough to remake with the porn scenes taken out and the story bits still there and then tell me that's something you'd enjoy more of Someone in the apartment complex I was living in got caught torrenting this on the apartment wifi. They sent a "please dont" letter to all the tenants. I was wondering who in tyool 2014 downloads porn
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Jul 30, 2016 01:47
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Traci Lords probably came to the closest to accomplishing this to date.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Traci Lords probably came to the closest to accomplishing this to date. Crybaby happens to be one my favorite films.
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Jul 30, 2016 02:27
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Sasha Grey did a mainstream movie. Apparently, Spaulding Gray, an adult movie or three.. Edit: Goddamn, the Wikipedia about the one movie Spaulding Gray was in reads like an Aristocrats joke. RoyKeen fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jul 30, 2016 |
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i played through saints row 3 and one of the characters had an absolutely appalling and lifeless voice actor even by video game standards and it turns out it was sasha gray it does not surprise me to hear that she did not make it far in hollywood
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Jul 30, 2016 02:42
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Remember when that tthey had a gaming jpournalist from G4 or something be a whole loving character in mass effect 3 (or something)? that was pretty yikers as well.
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Jul 30, 2016 02:44
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The Bananana posted:I'd appreciate it if you were to expand on this Multiple women wanted to watch pirates and it got them "in the mood" so to speak! This was separate occurrences not all at once. I'll let you in on a little secret, women like pornos too 
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Vargs posted:i played through saints row 3 and one of the characters had an absolutely appalling and lifeless voice actor even by video game standards and it turns out it was sasha gray Jenna Jameson was a voice in GTA:Vice City. I think I remember her doing ok but then again she played a porn star. Directed by Dennis Hopper.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Multiple women wanted to watch pirates and it got them "in the mood" so to speak! This was separate occurrences not all at once. I'll let you in on a little secret, women like pornos too ok. try to use this memory when you j*** off tonight after lord of the rings
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On the subject of the movie Spalding Gray: Terrors of Pleasure :Wikipedia posted:Gray chronicles the adventures he shared with his girlfriend, Renee, in the Catskills. These took place in and around a cabin he purchased, there in Upstate New York, including the apparent absence of any foundation, and a furnace located in the attic, which is not ideal, if one thinks to take normal heat-flow direction into account. Best Wikipedia entry I've read in a while.
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