woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

devtesla posted:

Better fly a plane into a symbol of American power, then.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 08:48

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:23

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

devtesla posted:

This is probably completely wrong, but here's what I pieced together: Lowtax posted a thread in the mod forum with this picture and the question "is this racist?":

Anyone who posted "no" was demodded.

This broke the forums, and part of putting it all back together again was giving the negrotown thread and Koalas March (who posted that picture in the Leper's Colony in the firstplace) their own subform. Anyway

The actual story is that Lowtax went on one of his rare spikes of forum activity and started banning people without consulting with mods, which caused bunch of them to get pissy and give up their stars.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 19:26

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Dippin Dots seek to divide the great body of ice cream into tiny atomized particles, much like the id pol obsessed liberals would do with America.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:35

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

What does that even mean. Pekingese?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 22:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Grondoth posted:

A dog

Yeah, but, like is he calling Ivanka ugly? Is that it?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 22:31

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

As an owner and a representative of Associates in Retard Masturbation, I hereby pledge to double my efforts in spite of the current administration. Down with bigotry!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 08:13

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Dapper_Swindler posted:

ok what? 22 genders and 13 orientations sounds really loving extreme and high. and looking it up. most of them are just different ways of saying trans or female.

It was extremely woke for a while for companies like Facebook to basically allow anything to be put in as gender / orientation.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 22:34

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

twoday posted:

Officially there are 196 countries on earth, which means that they are recognizing all kinds of separatist de facto independent states. This could mean that Turkey and OkCupid are the only two entities in the world that recognize the independent sovereignty of Turkish Cyrus.

They probably just list places like Bermuda, Virgin Islands etc. as separate territories.

steinrokkan has issued a correction as of 17:56 on Feb 4, 2017

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 17:47

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

get that OUT of my face posted:

the ACLU are such 1st amendment absolutists that they supported the neo-nazi march through skokie (which caused my grandma to never give to them again) as well as the Citizens United ruling. they still do far more help than harm but they're not perfect

Nothing is perfect, save for the word of Bernard Sanders.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:53

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Nice attempt, but it lacks the sense of joyless devotion to crushing people in the cogs of a state-corporate collusion that Hillary Clinton's wardrobe exudes at all times.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 16:42

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

I thought BLM wasn't supposed to have leaders

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 22:12

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

What an inspirational hashtag person.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 23:20

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Together we can crush dreams.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 23:31

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

here's one woke fukkin ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK0UYbs-er4

empower the poo poo outta women to buy some kicks

There is a documentary on Nike's "Empower" strategy, it is literally magical thinking - if you tell your drones to lift themselves by the bootstraps, they will suddenly become economically secure and happy without you having to pay them more or giving them any benefits.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 19:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Big Fat Iguana posted:

lol homeless people can't afford to go to Burning Man

They don't want the filthy poors to mix with them. They just want newspapers to write about it.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 10:35

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

im gonna kill the grown ups who put beyonce on par with malala and ginsburg

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 10:27

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

American royalty worship is as disgusting and shallow as royalty worship anywhere else.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 13:10

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

what are you talking about "generic geometric face 02 - circle" is a valid choice

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 13:14

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

i love them more and spend more money on them, so im a better person

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 21:51

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Darkman Fanpage posted:

everyone in hollywood is tiny.

It saves film stock.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 16:48

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

My dick is this big: 8================================D~

According to my tape measure that is about three inches.

I envy you

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 23:21

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

A world in which Japan got nuked in WWI?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 17:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

Is this unironically saying they are trying to concentrate Jews from around the world in their corporate ghettos?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 20:43

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Bro Dad posted:

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and other business titans are set to join the new "SWAT team" being put together by Donald Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner to reform U.S. government bureaucracy, the Washington Post reports.

The new White House Office of American Innovation, the formal name for the group, is being touted as a "nonideological ideas factory," the Post says. It is targeting "stagnation" that "has hindered [the government's] ability to properly function, often creating widespread congestion and leading to cost overruns and delays," President Trump said in a statement.

Well, at least Gates is a decent person, right?

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 10:17

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Lying crooked Lady Deidre tried to destroy liberty with her army of mind worms (also known as Dems).

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 10:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Is the Google shirt guy representing the corporate desire to stamp all signs of individuality from the person, turning him into an interchangeable drone in the social hierarchy?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 13:09

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wasn't birdo from mario 2 was trans

birdo is an animal

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 18:12

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Poc, women etc. don't need money, food, shelter, clothing and other things that come from economic change. They just need positive thinking delivered through slogans by their favorite brands (they don't need to be able to buy said branded products, though, or even be allowed into the stores where they are offered).

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 23:15

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

an actual dog posted:

sexual harassment lawsuit.

Did somebody sue him for writhng those sex scenes? Should have happened ages ago.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 21:49

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I like the pepsi response at the very end

I'm sure people around the word care deeply about this K Jenner person, or even know who she is.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 16:16

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

In conclusion the Pepsi logo is a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 15:35

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Grondoth posted:

I feel like this is all just a big joke I'm not part of

Remember when that actress / singer or whoever it was posted pictures of her chicken sacrifice room? Always assume the worst, humor is dead, occams razor is dead.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 23:11

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Japan appropriated the idea of motion pictures from America, which appropriated it from France.

Cultural appropriation has its place in discourse, but when you interpret it as a culture using anything that had existed in any other culture prior, it becomes a nonsensical piece of trash.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 00:06

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

There can be no cancer research without cancer.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 17:24

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

You can't just donate idle money to people who are asking for a pittance to turn their lives around. No, that would be immoral, you must make them suffer for every buck to make them appreciate the power of dollar.

Microloans are literally just medieval usury with a new coat of paint.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 21:41

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

I'd rather be a cannibal.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 09:27

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Guy Goodbody posted:

Have those dudes ever been to the border? Most of it is miserable barren desert. You couldn't turn it into a "regenerative agricultural system that will become a bread basket for the two countries." without the use of literal magic

Just divert water from California or something.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 18:19

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

That elephant is just sleepy

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 07:33

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

fukushima was a terrible disaster

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 23:24

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:23

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

metal gear sucks

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 23:25

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