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an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:30

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# ? May 9, 2024 10:16

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

uberetto sounds like some kind of pastry

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:33

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

lmao the latino group is called Los Ubers

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:35

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

LMFAO

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:37

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:41

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

an actual dog posted:

they exist forever now don't they

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:43

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

Last time someone tried to connect ubers with jewbers we got the holocaust.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 19:54

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

an actual dog posted:

This makes me like lyft less. Good thing uber is even more annoying with wokeness now so I can keep not using them.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:22

The_Politics_Man: Aug 25, 2015

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

Jewber sounds like an alt-right slur.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:23

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Everytime I take an Uber I end up riding with a white pride dude.

Don't know why maybe I shouldn't set my pickup location so close to the guardtower

# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Can't post for 14 hours!; Soiled Meat

an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

Is this unironically saying they are trying to concentrate Jews from around the world in their corporate ghettos?

# ? Mar 28, 2017 20:43

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

*stumbles around* don't worry brah the (((jewber))) should be here soon

# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:04

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Last time someone tried to connect ubers with jewbers we got the holocaust.

smh

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:03

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

an actual dog posted:

Wait, what does this guy even mean? Is he implying that large investments in companies are progressive, or that Uber is an exceptionally progressive company?

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:07

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

What's the etymology of uberetto?

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:12

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

I like it when corporate tokenism fails in an attempt to sound cool and comes across as vaguely racist. Really shows that they only care about minorities as potential customers.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Last time someone tried to connect ubers with jewbers we got the holocaust.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

an actual dog posted:

Sentence: guillotine

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:15

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Ytlaya posted:

Wait, what does this guy even mean? Is he implying that large investments in companies are progressive, or that Uber is an exceptionally progressive company?

Austin voted to regulate rideshare apps, which in this guy's mind is as regressive as publicly executing gay people.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:25

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

So has Saudi Arabia codified if women are allowed in autonomous cars?

# ? Mar 28, 2017 23:16

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Peanut President posted:

So has Saudi Arabia codified if women are allowed in autonomous cars?

that is haram

# ? Mar 28, 2017 23:41

Woozy: Jan 3, 2006

Ytlaya posted:

Wait, what does this guy even mean? Is he implying that large investments in companies are progressive, or that Uber is an exceptionally progressive company?

The only thing the word "progressive" has ever actually meant is technocratic coastal nobility.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 02:58

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and other business titans are set to join the new "SWAT team" being put together by Donald Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner to reform U.S. government bureaucracy, the Washington Post reports.

The new White House Office of American Innovation, the formal name for the group, is being touted as a "nonideological ideas factory," the Post says. It is targeting "stagnation" that "has hindered [the government's] ability to properly function, often creating widespread congestion and leading to cost overruns and delays," President Trump said in a statement.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:51

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Bro Dad posted:

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and other business titans are set to join the new "SWAT team" being put together by Donald Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner to reform U.S. government bureaucracy, the Washington Post reports.

The new White House Office of American Innovation, the formal name for the group, is being touted as a "nonideological ideas factory," the Post says. It is targeting "stagnation" that "has hindered [the government's] ability to properly function, often creating widespread congestion and leading to cost overruns and delays," President Trump said in a statement.

lol jesus

# ? Mar 29, 2017 03:52

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Stack Rank the government

# ? Mar 29, 2017 04:55

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

i can't wait for a buncha tech titans who can't figure out how to keep their pieces of poo poo products from sucking rear end after a revision or two telling us how to live our lives

# ? Mar 29, 2017 06:04

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

someone in the trump thread today made a p good point that there's a prisoner's dilemma game going on with trump and these regulation roll-backs via idiot fiat considering

a) with the way things are going, dems will replace all of this poo poo when the republicans get massacred
b) they're all waiting for someone else in the industry to take advantage of these short-term openings so they can savage them in the media and destroy their competitors for #woke points (ex. what happened with lyft & uber when uber scabbed the protest in NYC)

# ? Mar 29, 2017 06:13

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

(ex. what happened with lyft & uber when uber scabbed the protest in NYC)

lyft scabbed the protest as well lol

# ? Mar 29, 2017 06:22

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bro Dad posted:

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and other business titans are set to join the new "SWAT team" being put together by Donald Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner to reform U.S. government bureaucracy, the Washington Post reports.

The new White House Office of American Innovation, the formal name for the group, is being touted as a "nonideological ideas factory," the Post says. It is targeting "stagnation" that "has hindered [the government's] ability to properly function, often creating widespread congestion and leading to cost overruns and delays," President Trump said in a statement.

More people should read The Circle by Dave Eggers.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 08:21

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Nonsense posted:

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an actual dog posted:

Uber stepping up its woke game

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/846780783859765249

Jewbermensch

# ? Mar 29, 2017 08:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Can't post for 14 hours!; Soiled Meat

Bro Dad posted:

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and other business titans are set to join the new "SWAT team" being put together by Donald Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner to reform U.S. government bureaucracy, the Washington Post reports.

The new White House Office of American Innovation, the formal name for the group, is being touted as a "nonideological ideas factory," the Post says. It is targeting "stagnation" that "has hindered [the government's] ability to properly function, often creating widespread congestion and leading to cost overruns and delays," President Trump said in a statement.

Well, at least Gates is a decent person, right?

# ? Mar 29, 2017 10:17

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

http://time.com/4715679/santas-husband-book-harper-design/

Time posted:

A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday.
The book, Santa�s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who both live in the North Pole. Santa�s spouse frequently fills in for his husband at malls, according to a description of the book Harper Design provided to TIME.
Daniel Kibblesmith, who is a staff writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and co-author of How to Win at Everything, penned the parody children�s book after tweeting in December that he would only tell his future child Santa was black. �If they see a white one, we�ll say �That�s his husband,�� Kibblesmith wrote.
A photo Kibblesmith tweeted Tuesday of the book�s original concept art shows the couple, both wearing Santa suits, looking dreamingly into each other�s eyes.Harper Design said the book is meant for all ages.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 11:10