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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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She didn't , she outright wrote a plot line where it was explained that house elves deserved to be slaves, because it was the best they could achieve, and that abolitionists were naive idiots. If anything the only fault with slavery in the HP universe, canonically, is that some masters are not enlightened owners, which should be solved on an ad hoc basis, and not by removing the instituiton of slavery.

I wish I was joking.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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A Russian troll farm posted:

And another thing: why didn't wizards prevent the holocaust?

Dumbledore wasa friend and tutor to both holocaust architects in the Wizarding World, those two being Voldemort and Johnny Depp. Which according to Rowling isn't a hint to the failings of Dumbledore's character, because her ideology is entirely individualist, and she believes that being resposible for two holocausts is OK if you are respectable and amicable as a person.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Oh, I don't care about showing that the fictional world of Harry Potter, which is irrelevant to real world, has bad politics, but I do care about proving that the very real person of JK Rowling, who is very politically active, and a major stumbling block to progressive causes, is in fact trash, as per her own works.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Wan't the idea that wizards had a magic toilet, but it was sending all the crap into the worst possible place a thing in one of the Discworld novels?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Some Guy TT posted:

arent girl scouts sort of inherently a woke brand it seems like the only time they come up in casual everyday life is when theyre selling cookies

IIRC they got really pissy last year when the boy scouts decided to accept girl members, because the girl scouts don't have anything to offer but cookies when girls are given an opportunity. the original mission was noble, I think, but they got pretty complacent.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Baudolino posted:

The girl scouts somehow managed to trademark the word "Scouts" and that`s what their dispute is about.
But If the boy scouts are about be a pan-gender organization they need a new name. I would suggest they go with "The pioneers" with cute little red kerchiefs as part of the uniform to honor the original pioneers.

I see what you did thee

I was pleasantly surprised that the Internation Falcon Movement of Socialist Pioneers was still alive, and survived the fall of the USSR.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Schmeichy posted:

I was a member of a Christian scouts thing called the pioneers as a kid, you're too late

Pioneers are the Socialist alternative to Scouts. I don't know wha the gently caress you were part of.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I do

I just also read a lot of comics because it's my job

You don't.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Just shut the gently caress up already

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The AssCreed series could be interesting without all this dumb sci-fi trash tacked onto it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In reexamining the novel, we discovered the moral of The Hunchback was to settle down and be entertained, citizen. Coincidentally this is the same message as all other media.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I've never played Bioshock, but wasn't it a critique of objectivism rather than an endorsement? Though I believe the non-objectivist characters were also bad for some reason, so it seems the "drool, both sides bad" line runs deep through the Bioshock franchise.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
gently caress, I'm so sick and tired of self care, and it's only been a viral marketing term for couple months

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
As far as I'm concerned, it's just a shorthand for "be a reckless consumerist pig and feel good about it"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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super sweet best pal posted:

hbomb's way of talking is insufferable.

And he doesn't have anything interesting to say to make it worth your time to sit thorough his terrible delivery. Are people watching him just to hear somebody give basic validation to their views?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Heath posted:

What hbomb and his cohort do is provide an entry point for people who, in previous internet generational waves, would have been picked up by the likes of thunderf00t and Sargon, the CHUD prime normies who just wanted to watch a video about why flat Earth is dumb or Dawkins level atheism, and direct them onto a more left path of inquiry rather than crying about feminism all day.

People who complain about this, including you, are dumb

I talk specifically about the people reposting these videos on SA, in threads that have been going on on these subjects for months if not years.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Well, in the Harry Potter universe, the wizards went on a campaign of normie subjugation and enslavement only about four times within living memory, but apparently nobody outside the magic community remembers of cares.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
nothing gets me excited like a staple

we should double down on tying our brand to this exciting technology of joining pieces of paper

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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WampaLord posted:



It's so dense, every frame has so much going on...

The prequels own, because they are a journey into the madness of one man who was given way too much power, it's like somebody's manifesto scrawled in poo poo on the inside of a bathroom stall, but in movie form. The Disney movies are just awful by the numbers generic blockbusters.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Moridin920 posted:

I didn't make that connection myself either when I saw it (mind you I was a little white kid) but it's not hard to see imo. I mean the dude mixes up his Ls and Rs that's pretty dang on the nose.
It's a subtle movie, yes

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Chieves posted:

The Onion's video series (Sex House in particular) were too pure for this world.

Sex House is the peak of internet videos. Porkin' Across USA and Lake Dredge Appraisal are also amazing.

But my favorite Onion vid is the country song daring Osama to launch more attacks on New York.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Atrocious Joe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TvUS6zlm3g

i love trying to make the US military woke by having it include gay feminist witches who fight terrorism

Over 70 years ago the Jews of Germany ended their persecution by making a deal. We vowed to to use our power to protect our Reich. Today, we are warriors on the front lines of the defense of the Fatherland.

lol, what an idiotic premise

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Peanut President posted:

danny devito voice: human sacrifice is badass

Searching for Project Badass I discovered there is apparently a VR video of Project Badass

Fill your soul hole by pretending you are among the gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrZzS_rLHO8

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hi, I'd describe myself as Pepsi with a bit of Lockheed Martin mixed in.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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General Dog posted:


*sad trombone plays*

I mean, there is only so much polishing you can do on a turd of an idea, and a 100 million 2018 a wrinkle in time movie is an idea on par with the 2018 100 million Ben Hur movie. Like who do you expect is going to see that? Especially when A Wrinkle in Time has 0% recognition outside the US market and maybe the UK, I guess.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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im on the net me boys posted:

The thing with all women reboots of franchises is they seem to be kind of mediocre at best franchises to begin with and it'd just be better if they made something new that focused on women to begin with.

No, it's progressive to make an all women reboot as an attempt to salvage a property after all the possible male leads got too old / died / went insane / told their agent to block your calls. Creating a new property that isn't a worn-out hand - me-down for the new cast would be too risky, we would have to try it with a male lead first.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Civilized Fishbot posted:

The only exception is when the fanbase is passionate enough to do that for free - Skyrim, Minecraft, Fallout New Vegas, etc etc

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of Skyrim players never used a mod, which makes its enduring popularity all that much stranger.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

westerns only got good after the italians got a hold of them and fixed them for us. before that it was nothing but full blast racism and misogyny OR the impossibly lame Gene Autry/Roy Rogers musicals.

e: and they made literally hundreds of them a year. the saturation dwarfed the superhero poo poo we have now though back then there were actually c- d- list studios just to pump them out

THe western craze was vastly superior to the superhero mania, because even though most westerns were trash, it still produced a non-zero amount of classic movies, which is more than the superhero genre can say for itself.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The world would be a much better place if we got a ergio Leone expanded universe instead of Marvel / Star Wars expanded universe. I mean, Ennio Morricone is still active to infuse those movies with atmosphere, and producing better art as a 100 year old corpse than all of Hollywood combined.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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steinrokkan posted:

The world would be a much better place if we got a ergio Leone expanded universe instead of Marvel / Star Wars expanded universe. I mean, Ennio Morricone is still active to infuse those movies with atmosphere, and producing better art as a 100 year old corpse than all of Hollywood combined.

I've just watched highlights of Once Upon he Time in The West, and it's amazing how it thoroughly owns current movies on every single level. Death to Hollywood.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Im sure Maduro likes girl on girl action

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Here's my patented, comprehensive routine for interpreting corporate social responsibility language:

It's always a lie.

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