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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I'm willing to take another crack at it, I was going to let my spot go but didn't anticipate you being short on managers.

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
It would be nice if we could avoid Sept. 7, the draft date for this league and perhaps in doing so recruit a few more of their members.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Pre bid a hunnit (10 pts)

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I'll be competing on behalf of the Downtown Women's Center which provides services to homeless women in Downtown Los Angeles's Skid Row. I've raised $25 which came in yesterday (in a post targeted to me) so my FAAB beginning Week 2 should work out to $214 after all debits and credits are applied.


My cheats will be as follows:

J.J. Watt (1) to Robert Quinn (3) = 2
Ryan Mathews (13.7) to Dwayne Allen (15.3) = 1.6
Ezekiel Elliott (11.7) to Ryan Mathews (13.7) = 2

Total: 5.6, $56

For this week I pre-bid 100 (for 10 pts.)

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Another $50 in the can for Pozzo Jello Crusade courtesy of Thomas G.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Guess I have to spend the dough:

Doug Baldwin (3.5) to Tyrell Williams (13.6) = 10.1
Jabaal Sheard (1.5) to Lawrence Timmons (10) = 8.5
Arian Foster (0.9) to Frank Gore (13.8) = 12.9

Total: 31.5, $315

More than 40bux is an expensive rear end week but they say if you meet God on the street try to beat his score or something.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100

I also pre-bid 100 week 2

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I think one of my $100 spends wasn't deducted. I hope I'm wrong but if you don't mind please check again.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Good matchup cuz - I was very lucky not to get steamrolled by Kwon and Keuchly. Best believe I'll be watching those ESPN score adjustments :ninja:

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Sammie Coates can be had in a trade if you got sniped, I mostly just got him to get him but he does have an undeniable Plutonium-239 quality about him which can be helpful in this format.

RisqueBarber posted:

I see your a 4for4 subscriber

I know it's gauche to send those but people do accept them now and then.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Out of respect for my opponent:

Eli Manning (10.1) to Matt Ryan (15) = 4.9
Frank Gore (8.4) to Mike Wallace (9.8) = 1.4

Total: 6.3, $63


Also pre-bid 100 for Week 6 (10 pts.)

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
If anyone would like to sit out the CJ Anderson thing, I guess just go ahead and low ball me

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

RisqueBarber posted:

i think its prolly bookers job now..

I meant low ball me with trade offers, not hurtful yet accurate assessments

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Aredna posted:

With 6 team playoffs though - this is really still up in the air for anyone to get it. I'm just hoping to get a win this week and have a better chance at a bye week in the first round.

Well done comrade. The thrust of all our efforts must be the objective of evicting the bourgeoisie god from the first week bye. As I struck the first blow so shall you render the second. Raise every pick and shovel! For charity. Huzzah!

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Aredna posted:

Would also argue for making minimum FFAB bid $10 FA since we multiplied everything by 10 to make fractional points easier. In a cheating league requiring a real $1 for a single waiver move is pretty reasonable still.

We'll keep this in mind, guy who made far fewer moves than everyone else.


Really I just hope we get the manager count back up again I agree w your general frame of argument regarding bench spots.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I'm not going to pre-cheat this week - BFBG if you're updating monies I think my FAAB nets out to $249 as of today.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Sataere posted:

Damnit. Overslept

Wow we woke up at the same time! I freaked out to see your post at least.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
A cheat for last week:

Spencer Ware (10.6) to Tyrell Williams (17) = 6.4

Total: 6.4, $64

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Sataere posted:

My cheating for the week,

Casey Heyward (18.5) to Reggie Nelson (6.5) = 12.0 = $120 FAAB

Deion Jones (7.5) to Cliff Avril (6.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Cliff Avril (6.0) to Leonard Williams (3.0) = 3.0 = $30 FAAB

Brandon McManus (11.5) to Caleb Sturgis (10.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Hunter Henry (9.0) to Devontae Booker (10.6) = (1.6) = $16 FAAB

Devontae Booker (10.6) to Matt Forte (6.5) = 4.1 = $41 FAAB

Total points added -- 20.5
Total FAAB spent -- $237

In case you didn’t figure it out, I just cheated for the tie.
Now we both gotta win this week to have a shot at the playoffs, otherwise total points scored is the deciding factor.
TO THE DEATH! :argh:

Oh no!!! Who could have foreseen this?? :rms:

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Perhaps we can help beer deity out by doing our own individual math and leaving it to him to crosscheck?

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Hmm I might have screwed up. Do I not get a tie with Sataere, presumably because of invisible yard fractions?

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I had no idea that scores below 0.x were significant or that I could even cheat for them. What do you think of this, Sataere?

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Sataere posted:

It should be a tie. The way cheating is set up should not even factor in, because there is no way for accounting for it.

(Probably killed my chance at the playoffs)

Thank you for saying this, it is extremely fair-minded and generous and I appreciate you for it. For my part, I purposefully tried to get cute by going for the tie without considering the possibility of tie-break by passing yardage. If the decision is made to let week 12 stand and I miss the playoffs, I'll take full responsibility and offer no further protest.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Week 6
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
internet inc: $100
spacejung: $63

I pre-bid $100 on Week 6 which was missed in this math.

My bankroll right now should be $166 (it's $117 in the system).

For reference (in the unlikely event tiebreak comes up later) my total season points should be sitting pretty at 2225.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Make that $66 - I pre-bid 10 pts. ($100) for this week's matchup.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
If the rule is before kickoff, I got it with a couple mins to spare. If it's listed start time, I did not.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
All right so assuming

internet inc posted:

272$ cheating to put the W just out of reach of spacejung.

lands you at 160.8 + 27.2 = 188.0, then I can...

Kirk Cousins (16) to Matt Ryan (21.5) = 5.5
Spencer Ware (6.8) to Jonathan Stewart (12.6) = 5.8
Tyrell Williams (9.3) Sammy Watkins (13.4) = 4.1
Doug Baldwin (7.6) to Davante Adams (18.4) = 10.8

and then...

Calais Campbell (10.5) to Malcolm Smith (10.5) = 0
Carlos Dunlap (1.5) to Calais Campbell (10.5) = 9

and then...

Frank Gore (15.9) to Tyreek Hill (21.3) = 5.4
Ezekiel Elliott (10.7) to Frank Gore (15.9) = 5.2

for a grand total of 45.8, for $458

That raises my score from 146.4 to 192.2, beating your 188.0 with a 4.2 pt. margin in case of any Stat Corrections that aren't published yet.

After all this, my FAAB is $305 incorporating donations today and 5 days ago ($30 each). Please edit me to that figure when you can. Details below:

code:
+$250 STARTING BANKROLL
+$1900 DONATIONS
-$300 PRE-BID CHEATING
-$956 START/SIT CHEATING 
-$589 SPENT ON WAIVERS

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
This game she is unkind. I hope that a player of your caliber returns to knock me or some other schmuck out at the last minute next year.

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Okay, I think I got last week's scores corrected? How much money do I need to add/take away for each person?

Cheating:

Luck (18.8) -> Dak (19.2) = $4
Crowell (2.8) -> Stewart (14.5) = $117
Cooper (3.3) -> Montgomery (29.3) = $260
Hilton (6) -> Jackson (14.6) = $86
Robertson (6) -> Whitehead (19) = $130
Wagner (7) -> Alexander (23) = $160

Total: $757 for 75.7 points for a total score of 220.3

Also pre-bid this week: $500.

I won last week's matchup.

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