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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating!

Crowell -> Hill = +13.8
Shazier -> Robertson = +10
Green -> Jackson = +6.4
Pierre-Paul -> Jordan = +17.5

Total: $477

Pre-Bidding!

$100

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

I also pre-bid 100 week 2

Fixed!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pre-bid $100. Aka "paying for what my TE would have provided".

gently caress bye weeks.

Also:

Shazier -> Compton = $195
Marshall -> Howard = $62
LOL -> Hopkins = $80

Total: $337

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
89 I appreciate the offer but I feel like Crowell is in a better situation than Diggs at the moment.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Will update tonight.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 100 + 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 477

Week 4
Aredna: 100 + 371
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 377
Ninja Bob: 100
internet inc's WIFE: 100
RisqueBarber: 270

Week 5
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100
Ninja Bob: 100

Total Spent
89 (0-4): $0
Aredna (3-1): $771
Beer4TheBeerGod (3-1): $1917
internet inc (4-0): $0
internet inc's WIFE (0-4): $100
Ninja Bob (2-2): $548
Sataere (3-1): 320
spacejung (2-2): $571
Spoeank (1-3): $0
RisqueBarber (2-2): $270

Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 11, 2016

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I copied the previous post so I could keep track of it all. Unless you mean I copied it over multiple weeks?

Or do you mean total spent? That's what I used to modify FAAB. Looks like I doubled your spending and took out too much?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

internet inc posted:

Beer the way our points scored by week matches up is pretty uncanny.

http://games.espn.com/ffl/matchuppreview?leagueId=305284&teamId=1&scoringPeriodId=6

I will lose by 40 points.

I want to believe.

$100 pre-bid!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Also holy poo poo 217.1 points in spite of byemageddon and starting Kelce.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Ninja Bob posted:

Hey Beer, I'm sure you're busy, but if you could credit this when you get a chance, that would be cool.

PS: My team is getting murdered and I want to die.

Sataere posted:

So coming back to this, you did deduct my $160 twice. I deposited $50 and you have us $25, so my FAAB started at $750. I have spent $128 on FAAB and cheated once for $160. My total FAAB should be $462, but it is $302. Exactly $160 less than it should be.

Now give me my damned money! :argh:

Fixed.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100 pre-bid!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Whoops. Forgot to bid. Welp.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
A Good Week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100 this week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I loving love this league.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooooooou

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating:

Cameron Jordan to JPP $110
Lorenzo to Whitehead $70
Cooper to Montgomery $20

Total $200

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

I'm not going to pre-cheat this week - BFBG if you're updating monies I think my FAAB nets out to $249 as of today.

Plan on doing it tomorrow.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100 prebid.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

internet inc posted:

I just donated $30 because apparently I like to overspend on lovely bench players.

Added.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating!

$100 pre bid!

Cooper for Green - $152
JPP for Jordan - $205
Burfict for Robinson - $140
Prescott for Luck - $69
Fat Rob for Crowell - $269

Total: $845

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cheating!

Kelly to Crowell for $49
Jordon to Pierre-Paul for $300
Compton to Burfict for $170
Robertson to Whitehead for $120

Total: $639

$100 Pre-Bid for this week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

Beer, can you update the finances. This week is gonna come down to the wire for someone.

Yeah. If not tonight then tomorrow. Since next week is the playoffs it's a must-do for me anyway.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

Just making sure, because you still haven't answered my PM :argh:

(Don't worry, I cancelled the trade offer anyway. Not worth it at this point. )

Yeah I have really fallen short this year. Sorry.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

Perhaps we can help beer deity out by doing our own individual math and leaving it to him to crosscheck?

That would be wonderful.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 100 + 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 477

Week 4
Aredna: 100 + 371
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 377
Ninja Bob: 100
internet inc's WIFE: 100
RisqueBarber: 270

Week 5
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100
Ninja Bob: 100

Total Spent
89 (0-4): $0
Aredna (3-1): $771
Beer4TheBeerGod (3-1): $1917
internet inc (4-0): $0
internet inc's WIFE (0-4): $100
Ninja Bob (2-2): $548
Sataere (3-1): 320
spacejung (2-2): $571
Spoeank (1-3): $0
RisqueBarber (2-2): $270

Week 6
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
internet inc: $100
spacejung: $63

Week 7
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
Ninja Bob: $100

Week 8
Aredna: $100

Week 9
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $200
Aredna: $157

Week 10
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100
Aredna: $100 + $170
internet inc: $100 + $180
Ninja Bob: $100

Week 11
Aredna: $100 + $95
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $845

Week 12
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100 + $639
Aredna: $100
spacejung: $64
Sataere: $237 (20.5 points)

Week 13
Beer4TheBeerGod: $100

Total Spent
Aredna (Spiller Clean Water in Rivers): $822
Beer4TheBeerGod (Space Robot Squad): $2,384
internet inc (what is this how do i): $380
Ninja Bob (Tyrann poo poo Up): $200
spacejung (Pozzo Jello Crusade): $127
Sataere (Teachin' Kids To Fail at Life): $237

internet inc unless I've done my math wrong you owe $63. You have $317 in FAAB but spent $380 on cheating.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

Hmm I might have screwed up. Do I not get a tie with Sataere, presumably because of invisible yard fractions?

Probably.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I don't even know how to look. We could just ramrod it and call it a tie?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
$100 bid!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
It sounds like both of you want a tie, so it's a tie.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
TIE ACHIEVED.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

I don't want a tie, I want to make the playoffs, which I may have just screwed myself out of. I am making this sacrifice so that we can clearly establish that all fractional points end at the tenth spot. There should be no murkiness when cheating is involved.

I am the hero cheating got charity deserves.

It turns out that you can add hundredths of a point, which is why you now have a tie in the ESPN software.

I even paid for the forty cents out of my own FAAB, since I'm such a nice guy.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Aredna posted:

You seem to have given my opponent these points instead of me!

Week 9?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

So is everything updated on the league page now?

Yes, including fixing Aredna's Week 9 correction.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Updated.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacejung posted:

If the rule is before kickoff, I got it with a couple mins to spare. If it's listed start time, I did not.

The OP says "start" of a game, which was 8:25. Same way ESPN works.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
It's at official time because then everyone can look at the SA thread and see that at 8:24 someone cheated but at 8:25 OH poo poo TOO LATE. Plus it makes sniping wars interesting.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I take your $100 pre-bid and counter-bid $1000.

:getin:

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

RisqueBarber posted:

Is it too late to prebid on my game if I didn't have any players play on Thursday?

Yup.

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