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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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In. Also, you will be paid for the other league by days end. My roster shall be trimmed also.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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So where are we at with this?

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Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

We're going to play regardless. When should we draft?

I assumed. How many confirmed in? Any way to update the OP with teams?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I won two years ago and took second last year and spent less than 100 each year. Just be smart about your budget and you'll be fine. I'm poor as poo poo too.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I have never won.

You run a charity league that had raised almost $8000 for charity. You have already won.














Just not at fantasy football :v:

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Jul 20, 2005


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The only evening I can't do is Aug 31st. Will be in Peoria, IL. Pray for me.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Doltos posted:

I could play in this league but I don't have a lot of money or any money to donate to charity, in fact.

Seriously, you can be competative with $25 dollars. Maybe having to donate another $25 over the course of three months. Most of that charity money is because beersheets get donations.

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Jul 20, 2005


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6th should work. How is ESPN mobile app for drafting?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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So the league page still has the 16 people. Is it updated?

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Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

I got the spot I wanted for free. For free!

Same.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Yeah, that is what I was referring to when I said I hosed the draft up. Thanks for your answers to my weird Egyptian question. I find the differences in responses from different demographics fascinating.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Mine is Harper College speech team. Same as when I won two years ago.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Cheating for the week
Theo Riddick (25.3) minus Keenan Allen (9.3) = 16

Total 16, $160

Also, I just added my funds now. $50.00. Sorry for the delay, I am a slacker.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

It could be worse! My team is trash and I was there!

Your team is fine. My team was just fired up from its loss in the finals last year. We had this circled on our calendars.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I still show as being 1-1, when I cheated my way to victory. I'm still Teachin' Kids to Fail at Life

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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WHERE ARE YOUR HOT TAKES NOW?

For real, the first year doing this, I started off like 1-5 and somehow made the playoffs. So time to put on your big boy pants, chug a 4loko and show us how a man plays fantasy football.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Man, the last two weeks have done wonders towards making me hate my roster.

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Spoeank posted:



*screams into a pillow*

I am still holding Levy in the IDP league because I believe in miracles.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I kind of want to make a cheating league that is just for greedy fantasy football players who want to keep it all. I have a feeling that would just make everyone assholes.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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The last minute cheats are fun. I have always just paid for a guaranteed margin of victory whenever possible. The waiver system would have to be identical to ours anyway, to ensure money being in the pool.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Cheating and everything should be up to date.

Week 1
Beer4TheBeergod: 100 + 253
spacejung: 100 + 56
Ninja Bob: 348
Sataere: 160

Week 2
Aredna: 100
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100 + 310
spacejung: 315

Week 3
Beer4TheBeerGod: 100

I'm pretty sure you have updated my cheating twice. I could be wrong, as I haven't double checked the adjustments to the FAAB.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I copied the previous post so I could keep track of it all. Unless you mean I copied it over multiple weeks?

Or do you mean total spent? That's what I used to modify FAAB. Looks like I doubled your spending and took out too much?

I mean you doubled it. You took out $320, but I spent $160. I only needed to cheat week one, which you had already done.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Sataere posted:

I mean you doubled it. You took out $320, but I spent $160. I only needed to cheat week one, which you had already done.

So coming back to this, you did deduct my $160 twice. I deposited $50 and you have us $25, so my FAAB started at $750. I have spent $128 on FAAB and cheated once for $160. My total FAAB should be $462, but it is $302. Exactly $160 less than it should be.

Now give me my damned money! :argh:

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Jul 20, 2005


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Thanks. Now do me a favor and don't spend a gillion dollars on guys I am targeting.

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Jul 20, 2005


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I hate my running back situation so much, I spent $10 real life dollars on Jay Ajayi. :suicide:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

*SCREAMS INTO ANOTHER PILLOW*



I was just looking at my roster to figure out how I could take advantage of your running back problems, then I realized your running back situation is better than mine. At least your running backs were once good.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I was waiting all week for Internet to cheat, then noticed today the stat correction that put it out of reach.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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The bye week is killing me. I need Kyle Rudolph to go off to have a shot. Not liking my chances. But welcome back, Dez!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I have decided to not sneak in a cheat and hope Risqué doesn't counter. Good game, sir.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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RisqueBarber posted:

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I never calculated the bench to see who could out score who but I appreciate it.

Yeah, my personal finances just went to poo poo, so trying to stretch my money out. I feel good enough about my standing and ROS that I didn't feel like trying only to have you counter with you bench and then having spent $20 RL bucks to lose to you :v:

If you didn't have the bench scoring to counter though I would have administered the Derek Carr TKO!

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Jul 20, 2005


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89 posted:

Sorry guys, I accidentally won one last week.

I almost responded to your post about all the handcuffs you grabbed with this very question. :D

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Pain train is aptly named if he is referring to how he feels on a weekly basis. :v:

And don't worry about beer, guys. I'm confident he'll get bumped in the first round of the playoffs.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Aredna posted:

$100 prebid


Winston (21.5) for Newton (14.6) = 6.9
Santos (15) for Tucker (9) = 6
Snead (5.1) for Crabtree (3.8) = 1.3
David (10) for Miller (8.5) = 1.5

+15.7 ($157) total for last week

Congrats on securing the victory.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Aredna posted:

Thanks!

Yeah, I forgot time changed in the US and was panicking to get it in before you made a last minute post!

You were right to panic. I was ready to drop my cheat at two minutes before kickoff

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I am regretting not attempting to cheat two weeks ago. I couldn't even cheat to win this last week. But at least I scored the second most points :v:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Damnit. Overslept

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I didn't play you last week. I just gave Spoaenk the win. :(

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

The most shameful thing to do in tyool 2016

I assumed I wouldn't sleep for 12 hours. I probably should have taken into account driving through the night on Tuesday and being awake for 40 straight hours.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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RisqueBarber posted:

Justin Houston 29.5 points and its not even half yet. Best $5 I ever spent.

Sitting on my bench in the IDP league, along with my chances of making the playoffs.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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My cheating for the week,

Casey Heyward (18.5) to Reggie Nelson (6.5) = 12.0 = $120 FAAB

Deion Jones (7.5) to Cliff Avril (6.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Cliff Avril (6.0) to Leonard Williams (3.0) = 3.0 = $30 FAAB

Brandon McManus (11.5) to Caleb Sturgis (10.0) = 1.5 = $15 FAAB

Hunter Henry (9.0) to Devontae Booker (10.6) = (1.6) = $16 FAAB

Devontae Booker (10.6) to Matt Forte (6.5) = 4.1 = $41 FAAB

Total points added -- 20.5
Total FAAB spent -- $237

In case you didn’t figure it out, I just cheated for the tie.
Now we both gotta win this week to have a shot at the playoffs, otherwise total points scored is the deciding factor.
TO THE DEATH! :argh:

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