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I got to hold a wiener dog like s baby today because it was tired while on a walk. Explain that with your science
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Worlds Smuggest posted:
I'd go for the ability to turn into a wave at will and either become an internet trolling entity or sneak into places.
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plain blue jacket posted:I got to hold a wiener dog like s baby today because it was tired while on a walk. Explain that with your science Clearly it's either a case of poor memory, or just an outright hoax.
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Jul 31, 2016 00:07
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You are granted the option to become unstuck in time... Do you take it?
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CJacobs posted:I would make my penis 12 inches long. I mean I'd only gain one inch on what I have now, but it'd be an important inch. i'm sorry to inform you that you've been using the wrong side of the ruler this whole time, friend
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Jul 31, 2016 00:10
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No, because I don't wanna end up with half my torso in the ground because I warped a million years in the past and my house happens to be where a mountain once sat. Because then some lovely rear end in a top hat dinosaur would come along and either a) peck at my face or b) poop on me. If I've gotta time travel, I want to be wholly responsible for my own horrible demise.Vargs posted:i'm sorry to inform you that you've been using the wrong side of the ruler this whole time, friend  that's good
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So it goes...
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Jul 31, 2016 00:11
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I liked that Quantum Leap episode where he becomes a retard http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI
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plain blue jacket posted:I got to hold a wiener dog like s baby today because it was tired while on a walk. Explain that with your science Some mysteries are meant to remain as such, the world needs to have at least a little magic in it. Also Quantum Leap and retards are awesome. Hmm that makes me think... If you were stuck in a quantum leap situation but you had to choose between them would you take one where you had to resolve major problems in the life of destitute people, or would you take one where you were constantly dropped in the life of some high society people and without knowing any of the social codes and dynamics or customs you had to like resolve some business or social problem.
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Kuato posted:I would probably go to Jul 30, 2016 12:50, to wherever OP was, and either break his phone or CPU to prevent this thread from happening. The alternative to this would be going to May 31, 2014, and cutting his CC so he couldn't register. It's too late. The thread is learning at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 2th. In a panic, Mods try to pull the plug.
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Jul 31, 2016 00:27
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Time travel is useless without space travel because Earth/the galaxy aren't where they were at any point in the past.
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JediTalentAgent posted:It's too late. The thread is learning at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 2th. In a panic, Mods try to pull the plug. August Secolfth
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Jul 31, 2016 00:35
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August Tooth
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I would bring Jesus back to present time - but he's middle-eastern looking. 
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I would bring Jesus back to present time - but he's middle-eastern looking. We all got wood and nails, and turn out hate in factories
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Jul 31, 2016 00:43
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Hey op, I'm glad you just discovered weed Weed is good
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If we could account for the "earth wasn't in same place" thing, and language barrier, as well as physical rules of the universe, I'd probably go to this morning and get the 24oz Vanilla Latte instead of the 16oz.
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a hole-y ghost posted:Why? When were you born Sean? I was born in the 20th centu- hey wait a minute...
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Jul 31, 2016 02:05
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My father died when I was young, so I'd go back in time and hang out with him to make up for the time I didn't get to spend with him.
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Jul 31, 2016 02:06
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Pounded in the butt by my own future butt.
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Jul 31, 2016 02:08
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lets gently caress the OP's rear end mercilessly for at least 100 years
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Jul 31, 2016 02:09
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Once I get a Time Machine im just gonna fill it with S.N.O.T. and shapeshifters so next game i can run train.
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Worlds Smuggest posted:
 Oh ok Doctor Time thanks for the loving lecture you dick bag. Why don't you leave the time travel up to real men.
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If you had to suck your future selfs dick or risk destroying the causality chain and destroying the entire universe, would you suck your own dick, knowing you would have to come back in time and get sucked off by yourself from the past? I mean it's your own dick, just from a little in the future. 
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Egbert Souse posted:My father died when I was young, so I'd go back in time and hang out with him to make up for the time I didn't get to spend with him. That's a very good and beautiful response. Would you want to bring anything back with you maybe some good food to share or a nice car to cruise around in? It would be interesting how a relationship would be shaped knowing when it would end (would you tell him? Not to get too personal...I think I would tell someone I loved unless it would trip them up ) or would you just keep yourself as a random stranger in passing?
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John Denver Hoxha posted:That's a very good and beautiful response. Would you want to bring anything back with you maybe some good food to share or a nice car to cruise around in? It would be interesting how a relationship would be shaped knowing when it would end (would you tell him? Not to get too personal...I think I would tell someone I loved unless it would trip them up ) or would you just keep yourself as a random stranger in passing? 5m^3 is more than enough space to bring back a dad, and maybe several other family members he would like backup copies of
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i assume we are operating under Dragonball Z time travel rules, not Back to the Future
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5x5x5 meters? I'd bring a loving car and gas can and own all those chariot racing faggots in Rome
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Jul 31, 2016 03:23
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Or a motorcycle and go back to the wild west and do wheelies while those losers are still mounting their ponies
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Jul 31, 2016 03:25
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Or a bunch of medicine and help people during the dark ages 
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I'd go backwards in time and set a series of small fires
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Take a lighter and create fire for cavemen and they'd worship you like a god and give you all their cavewomen
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And maybe give you a club too because cavewomen are used to getting banged on the head before getting banged in the genital region
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Scratch the latte idea, I would've risked a time paradox and told the me of a few hours ago to pick up more soda at the store before coming back home. Turns out I ran out, and now I am totally hosed!!! Do not want to waste time and gas to get more soda, particularly since the day is almost winding down.
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gleebster posted:I would take 125,000 liters of wine and return with 125,000 liters of piss.
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Jul 31, 2016 03:48
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If take my girlfriend's current cancer data back like two or three years. 
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If I could turn back time... If I could find a way.... I'd take back those words that'll hurt you, and you'd stay.
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All you'd really need is a flashlight and maybe some extra batteries to make those prehistoric idiots think you're some sort of light-making god and get all of that freaky cavewoman sex
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