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5x5x5 meters? I'd bring a loving car and gas can and own all those chariot racing faggots in Rome
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Or a motorcycle and go back to the wild west and do wheelies while those losers are still mounting their ponies
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Jul 31, 2016 03:25
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Or a bunch of medicine and help people during the dark ages 
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Jul 31, 2016 03:26
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Take a lighter and create fire for cavemen and they'd worship you like a god and give you all their cavewomen
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Jul 31, 2016 03:28
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And maybe give you a club too because cavewomen are used to getting banged on the head before getting banged in the genital region
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Jul 31, 2016 03:29
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gleebster posted:I would take 125,000 liters of wine and return with 125,000 liters of piss.
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Jul 31, 2016 03:48
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All you'd really need is a flashlight and maybe some extra batteries to make those prehistoric idiots think you're some sort of light-making god and get all of that freaky cavewoman sex
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Jul 31, 2016 03:58
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Or a fleshlight and a few extra batteries if you wear a fedora
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Jul 31, 2016 03:58
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Because even back then they'd be like "uh no dude, you look ridiculous"
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Jul 31, 2016 03:59
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Or you could bring a lawnmower and do yardwork for people throughout history and be know as the dude who did yardwork for people throughout history
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Jul 31, 2016 04:01
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Bring a portable stereo and go back to when mankind first discovered music and play an album you hate and be like "This is what you're enabling" and they'd shut the hell up
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Jul 31, 2016 04:03
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New fun hypothetical question, if you could be any other species, what would you be? I'd be an oak tree because I'd live for like hundreds of years and not have to do poo poo all
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Jul 31, 2016 04:25
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Except sway in the breeze man that sounds cool
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Jul 31, 2016 04:26
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Clipperton posted:this is the greatest time to be alive One day in the future this post will be on permanent display in a museum and the curator will encourage school children to laugh at it as they sip their immortality juice and ask what penicillin was.
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CJacobs posted:He meant "so far", smartass b-b-b-but I thought we were talking about time travel itt 
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