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I would go back to the caveman days with the empty pack and bring back some cavemen and have sex with the cavemen.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:59
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EngineerSean posted:Homosexuality was created in the 20th century so you're gonna be disappointed. I did not state that the cavemen would be into it, just that they can't press charges because they're cavemen.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:40
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Futurama says you can go back in time, you may have to keep going forward until the universe resets and you can get to the past again.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh, you would find out they are complicated, romantic, and fickle, and your technological prowess would not necessarily translate to sexy. I'm a fixer.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:42
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Shoot him a kiss maybe.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:53
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Egbert Souse posted:I'd just be a stranger since it would be awkward and disturb time. I'll be happy just to hear him tell stories and sip whiskey with him. Wouldn't it be doubly awful though if your dad just couldn't stand your nancy 21st century ways and called you a fag?
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Jul 31, 2016 06:08
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ButteCysts posted:id take gay sex back to the cavemen and make the human race gay lol therefore making humans never exiost You'd probably still get cavetwinks for a little while. With all the rampant public sex bound to happen, occasionally a cavewoman is gonna sit in some jizz.
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Jul 31, 2016 08:41
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I'd bring a bucket of potent liquid psychedelics and a fiber-optic cloaking system, and I'd secretly deliver miniscule doses to shamans, pharaohs, prophets and poets, druids and monks and renaissance scholars alike. Yeah and then gently caress em real good.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:00
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I think the Buddhists all just call it a butthole.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:06
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