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Someone posted a Rio Bingo scorecard a while ago which I thought was a good joke until the poo poo started happening. Cross off any you can get and provide links if you can
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http://m.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/...jectid=11680761 Kidnapped athlete http://m.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/...jectid=11680805 Venue not ready
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https://youtu.be/NMaMFdoxGYg Riots break out with bonus torch extinguishing 
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Jul 30, 2016 22:41
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isn't water pollution a given
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:isn't water pollution a given also the roaming gangs of children and dogs I thought or are those squares talking about them being like on camera during the coverage of one of the events
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Athletes quitting over Zika http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/06/olympic-zika-jason-day/489113/
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eh i mean it's not hard and fast i figured if they had to call off an event because of them or something
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they should just get rid of the Olympics imo seems pretty corrupt and seriously who loving cares
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Kerri Strugg u can do it u can land & stick that 
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Half that card could have been filled before they even started Olympic prep.
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didn't the Russian weightlifters get D/Qed for failing drug tests, lets mark that off
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yup just had a look at the olympic headlines for today and this is as it stands now infrastructure collapses - boat ramp collapse with a twofer of 'everything is fine' - "International Olympic Committee spokesman Mark Adams "it would be wrong to make a great deal" of the Marina da Gloria incident. "In the run-up to the games, things happen", Adams said." http://www.nzherald.co.nz/olympics/news/article.cfm?c_id=502&objectid=11684698 disqualified for failed drug tests http://www.nzherald.co.nz/olympics/news/article.cfm?c_id=502&objectid=11684285 and the previously mentioned zika cancellations
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xShaijC2wpk
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as funny as that is i'm not sure it fits any of the categories loving hell this whole card is gonna be filled out by the opening ceremony at this rate
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i like the fact that they go down the line forcing everyone out at gunpoint while people just stroll by on the sidewalk
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i like the fact that they go down the line forcing everyone out at gunpoint while people just stroll by on the sidewalk   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2FB8TYSvJI they just don't want to be caught in the crossfire
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Two Finger posted:as funny as that is i'm not sure it fits any of the categories Well that just means you can have Rio Bingo 2: Electric Bugaloo But having a spotlight on what severe government corruption can look like is a nice context to the petty bullshit that is going on in American politics.
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Jul 31, 2016 06:55
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Urban Brazil makes the Wild West look like a loving Sandals. I'm legit excited for the Deadwood guys to take a stab at that one
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I hope the FBI goes after the IOC.
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Reverand maynard posted:I hope the FBI goes after the IOC. They won't. They had their chance with SLC 2002 but after the SLOC replaced Tom Welch with Mitt Romney all the corruption was magically gone and never spoken of again. It's really pretty impressive...the sun started shining, SLOC was in everyone's good graces, the fired and charged executives were acquitted of all charges, and the IOC was found to have never been bribed previously. 
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http://deadspin.com/chinese-hurdler-vomited-on-robbed-of-luggage-on-first-1784577464 I don't know where this fits, but vomiting on athletes in order to steal camera equipment and luggage is creative enough that i think it should get it's own space.
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Does this count for terrorist attack? http://m.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11685105 Host broadcaster Channel 7 revealed that a loud explosion had been heard in the famous Maracana Stadium early Sunday evening soon after a robot had been sent in following the detection of a suspicious package.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...t-a7165866.html Someone tick off the water pollution spot,
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Let's check kidnapping off the list. Possible forced bribery. http://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/36883479
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Just a reminder, the Games still haven't even started yet.
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how many athletes are gonna die this olympics between zika, brazil, and isis/terrorism.... boat events held in death water, buildings are 2 seconds away from burning down we should be having a death pool not a game of bingo
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Death bingo Someone make a card
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I laughed at the happenstance square for no particular reason.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I laughed at the happenstance square for no particular reason. It's whimsical as gently caress
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gonna guess some sort of terrorist attack happens, nothing crazy either. Then they (the MEDIA) will spend all their time focusing on that as a bad thing while maybe ignoring all the other hosed up poo poo? Just spitballing here
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Aug 4, 2016 17:39
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Cool that we have a thread for this Aldo, polonium medals came out of nowhere and killed me
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GiP: Happenstance and Dicks
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:GiP: Happenstance and Dicks
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kinda sad that misadventure and affray arent on that death card 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kinda sad that misadventure and affray arent on that death card
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kinda sad that misadventure and affray arent on that death card Be the change you want to see in the world
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Be the change you want to see in the world 
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I'm the banana spider boner.
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