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CommieGIR posted:He made it up, apparently they got into a fight with the store owner because the Olympian broke the door, and the store owner wanted them to pay for it. A really lovely thing to do, but really in the grand scheme of Rio de Janeiro crime, it's like jaywalking.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:A really lovely thing to do, but really in the grand scheme of Rio de Janeiro crime, it's like jaywalking. Man I thought it was a Rio hello
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Man I thought it was a Rio hello Kicking down a door and pissing on the store is just how you show your appreciation for their hard work
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Huh Ryan Lochte is a piece of poo poo! Who knew?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Huh Ryan Lochte is a piece of poo poo! Who knew? Shockingly common among athletes for some reason.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Huh Ryan Lochte is a piece of poo poo! Who knew? He has frosted hair that says "I'm a douchebag", this is no surprise.
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Dance of the Skeleton Ladies right there
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Reverand maynard posted:is this an olympic sport yes
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Reverand maynard posted:is this an olympic sport They're about to dive in a pool and start doing that poo poo while swimming.
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And what is it? I mean, they get in the water at some point and do some artistic synchronized stuff, right? Right?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:And what is it? That's literally their warmup and per-competition flourish. They all do some dramatic intro like that, get introduced, then dive in the water and do their act. I watched a bunch of it a few days ago while really toasted at 4 in the morning. The japanese team that medaled was loving incredible.
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Two swimmers banned from closing ceremonies, swimmers now have 2 AM curfew to return to olympic village. http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20996464_21025414,00.html
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Two swimmers banned from closing ceremonies, swimmers now have 2 AM curfew to return to olympic village. I didn't know Olympians and Enlisted were such close cousins
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The gently caress-buddies are probably WAY better looking, at least.
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Zeris posted:I didn't know Olympians and Enlisted were such close cousins Exactly what I thought.
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Woman I work with's kid trains at the same place as most of those swimmers in Bethesda, at least the kids in their early 20s. She confirmed to me that they're all incredible douchebags and that going to the Olympics is just going to make them worse. That's still enlisted as gently caress though.
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Zeris posted:I didn't know Olympians and Enlisted were such close cousins Young people who spend most of their time being called heroes for no good reason and doing PT. Pretty much the same, really.
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it must be so bad rear end being good at a sport that no one gives a flying gently caress about outside of the olympics every four years
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Also unlike being a veteran, once your body is broken society doesn't even care enough to throw you a bone a la post-9/11 and VA funbux
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Ever since I got into being active i always wanted to go to the olympics. But mainly because I just wanted to have massive amounts of sex with other athletes
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MurderBot posted:Ever since I got into being active i always wanted to go to the olympics. Same...do ballboys and lifeguards get access to the olympic village?
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i wish. The modern penathlon seems pretty easy to get into. I can run the ~5:40 minute miles required, and I can shave 10 seconds off my 200M swim time. I'd really just have to learn how to ride horses and fortunately my wife is a pro english equestrian competitor. Oh and fencing, but how hard can that stupid poo poo be?
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i saw a bunch of women throwing a ball at a net while in a pool today. thats probably something pretty easy to get into
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I remember watching the Beijing Olympics and they were talking about one of the women on the US archery team. She'd only been involved with archery for 4 years. Granted she probably did nothing BUT archery for 4 years, but that's still a possibility. Whether or not being in the Olympics for archery is good enough to get you into bed with, like, a swimmer or something is another story.
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I'm pretty sure the military supplies a lot of athletes for the shooting competition, and I think there's probably a couple of sports out there that with enough dedication it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility to have some chance of getting in if you weren't blessed with some god-like genetics. I guess we could talk about the winter olympics but i don't think people really consider the winter olympics to actually be a "thing"
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can you compete in olympic shooting while in the military?
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I'd probably try for winter olympics tbh, luge seems pretty "easy" other than spending the money to train or whatever. maybe you could do street luge to practice in the Van's Xtreme Mtn Dew MTV Summer Jam
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I knew a noble who skied for the Army during the Winter Olympics. Apparently the Army has a ski team.
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Reverand maynard posted:can you compete in olympic shooting while in the military? Yes.
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Reverand maynard posted:can you compete in olympic shooting while in the military? Yes. I think the marines sent a wrestler, the army sent a few shooters and I think a race walker. fake edit: yep https://www.armytimes.com/story/sports/2016/02/22/staff-sergeant-qualifies-rio-olympics-race-walk/80747436/ Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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MurderBot posted:Ever since I got into being active i always wanted to go to the olympics. When I was in the Australian Army Reserve we provided security (we checked passes and mirrored the bottom of cars etc) for the Sydney Olympics. It was an absolute fuckfest in the best way possible. Who knew that tourists in their early 20s would want to get busy on the other side of the planet with no consequences or attachments in a city that turns into a two-week party. That being said, a dude in another company ended up marrying a Spanish chick he met there, which is pretty cool.
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Pole vaulter too
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MurderBot posted:Yes. race walking aka walk around with a stick up your rear end
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Syrian Lannister posted:Pole vaulter too I've got too much dick, sadly 
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so basically you have to be on permanent profile to go to the olympics
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