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Mar 27, 2007

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Harlock posted:

Finally something we can all agree on

Don't make me post my Mercury shrine

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Mar 27, 2007

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Drone posted:

Was there region-lock on GBA games? I seem to remember the DS didn't have it, but the 3DS does.

Nah. Portables really didn't until this gen, with a few exceptions over the years.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I thought the Vita was too.

edit: you also edited a thing. I swear there was something else, I'm gonna go look.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Doc Morbid posted:

(this thing actually isn't particularly heavy compared to some of the bigger Trinitrons, it's just a pain in the rear end to move because you can't get a good grip anywhere)

I had to get one of those fuckers out of a place recently and it was hellish. Literally just the bottom and a weird side groove are grabbable, and the groove is a trap to smash your feet.

You didn't want it, it didn't display video anymore.

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Mar 27, 2007

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So Heidi Kemps is doing a massive series on an old Taito game called Raimais. It's halfway done right now and fascinating to read. It's something you might want to look at and/or emulate yourself!

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Mar 27, 2007

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In terms of upcoming titles anyway, that new South Park game seems to lean real hard on "coon" based on E3, and a few people have said that Mafia 3 is gonna go places re: race in the south. So.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Not to mention the walls being sticky in X5, which can be the difference between squeaking by or loving yourself.

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Mar 27, 2007

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If you dig that, import Mr Driller: Drill Land for the GC. It's got Dristone mode and plenty of other fantastic variants.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I don't regret this purchase at all, this is a pretty good album

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Mar 27, 2007

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Allen Wren posted:

wait wait WHAT

Yeah, it's actually only weird in a few cutscenes, where the animations clearly don't match.

Then it becomes hilarious. Lemme see if I can find the pictures...



It doesn't show well in stills, but the ghost model is flipping the gently caress out in this scene, turning in on itself and flailing wildly.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Allen Wren posted:

fantastic

you got a link handy?

Pick and choose, mate. I think I used a pack but most of this will tell you if it'll gently caress with something else.

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Mar 27, 2007

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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Data Discs also confirmed they'll be putting out [...] Streets of Rage 3

YES YES YES GOD loving YES

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Mar 27, 2007

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absolutely anything posted:

streets of rage 3's soundtrack seems like exactly the kind of thing someone who collects video game soundtrack vinyls would love

It will be my second after that excellent Zuntata album and I feel no shame.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Reading this has made me curious: is there a single positive thing to come out of Twin Galaxies or associating with them in the past decade?

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Mar 27, 2007

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It means he gets Super Adventure Island II though, and that cancels out a lot.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Captain Rufus posted:

Jupiter is the best Sailor Scout. Them Mercury fans can't be trusted.

You filthy sonovabitch.

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Mar 27, 2007

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kirbysuperstar posted:

Jupiter is factually the best and Mercury is a bastard who won't stop hardcore zoning me in the SFC fighting game.

Smartest Scout knows how to wreck her allies in a pinch, news at 11.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Byuu did this with more than a few chips that were in single titles in developing BSNES/Higan.

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Mar 27, 2007

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RichterIX posted:

Similar to the Ranma conversation from a little while ago, I always get mixed up on the Sailor Moon games. Is the SNES beatemup the good one? I remember there being one on MD too.

In all honesty none of them are BAD, just underwhelming. The Arcade one is kinda slapdash, for instance, and I'd avoid the... Master System? I think it is? one. The brawlers are better than the fighting games.

Avoid the RPG. It's not good. The puzzle games are fun to dick around with if you want a vs. title.

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El Estrago Bonito posted:

Apparently the English translations are pretty faithful to the original in spirit if not in actual text.

Only bringing this up because I saw this last week: not according to some of this

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Mar 27, 2007

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Nate RFB posted:

DK64 was a step too far

The one that's always going to be my "gently caress you, no" moment was Jet Force Gemini. You're at the end! But wait! Go back and collect all the little bastards you stopped caring about who did nothing. No, there's no reason for this, we just hid the final boss because gently caress you.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Hey, good news.

https://twitter.com/byuu_san/status/834842108330704896

Byuu found his poo poo.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I mean, that was serious. It's good news.

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d0s posted:

actually they're both good, each one does things the other is bad at. unlike the spectrum which is objectively worse than the C64 in every way jesus christ its like a tiger handheld with TV out. did clive sinclair coat them with transdermal heroin or something

related to this: Soft and Cuddly, the latest Boss Fight Books release, is basically guaranteed to be the star of this batch, and the chapter just talking about "Clive Sinclair is a tremendous fuckup" is amazing

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Mar 27, 2007

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Turbinosamente posted:

And how was Double Dragon 4 dire? I got the other NES remake by Arc System Works: River City Tokyo Rumble and sadly I haven't had a chance to play it myself but I haven't heard anything bad about that one. Or much of anything at all it doesn't seem to have left an impact either.

DD4 is a game that didn't really have any beat-em-up designers working on it, so a lot of baffling decisions were made. None are particularly dealbreakers but it results in the game just being lazy and boring. Stuff like "game's playfield is in widescreen but it never spawns more than a few enemies at a time, nearly never next to you", so the extra real estate just makes things take longer, or that you've seen all(?) the sprites within the first few minutes, or platforming challenges (always a fun time in a brawler) next to dudes who throw boomerangs, or...

It's real lazy.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Random Stranger posted:

I got kind of curious about what in the first year of the PS2's lifespan was worth playing. 2000 is pretty much all terrible; when the only thing on the list where I go, "Oh yeah, I'd play that" is Super Bust-a-Move then it's a real load of stinkers. I'll concede Fantavision is distinctive, though.

Even if Armored Core 2 isn't your jam, you're just gonna poo poo on Gradius III & IV like that? drat, man.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Kaboobi posted:

SSX made having a launch PS2 worthwhile, SSX Tricky was that formula perfected, and SSX 3 is still the best snowboarding game of all time

This man knows the score. I set up PS2 emulation solely for SSX3 future proofing.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Prism posted:

There is no excuse for Unlimited SaGa.

I will fight you all over Unlimited Saga. Game's obtuse but fun.

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Mar 27, 2007

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HAT FETISH posted:

AH nice, they should make armbands that also say that too, maybe with black text set in a nice neat white circle. imo

I mean, you say this, but I think I still have some old Beatmania armbands Konami sent me with a controller repair

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Mar 27, 2007

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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Retro vinyl update:

Zuntata Arcade Classics Vol.2: DARIUS from Ship to Shore, out today for $20 in red or blue:


Limited Run Games will be releasing an exclusive marble variant alongside their Dariusburst PS4 release:


Pissssssss

You've just cost me more than I should admit, you monster.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Allen Wren posted:

Did someone mention to Stallone guy that there was an arcade light gun Rambo game a few years back? I was kind of skimming the posts as I caught up.

It's been ported to Steam, as well.

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Mar 27, 2007

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You sure? It looks identical to the machine at the bar next door to my work.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Elliotw2 posted:

The Sega Rambo arcade game is a Ghost Squad conversion, while the Steam one seems to have been made entirely just to sell on Steam.

Huh. I'll toss a credit in tomorrow and give it a spin, then, I thought it was the same as the thing someone gifted me a while back.

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Mar 27, 2007

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univbee posted:

Anyone remember the actual name of this game?

Arm Champs II.

I'm not sure if Arm Champs I existed. I've never seen one.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Rollersnake posted:

"Alice & Ape III" kinda sounds like a weird/bad Amiga platformer, and I'd assumed it was something along those lines until I happened to watch a playthrough of Arm Wrestling.

The white background to it has reminded me for years of a single screen shareware platformer series from my DOS days. My brain says it was an alliterative title and the games all had a "playable" splash screen which had the title and roman numerals on it akin to that image.

Now you know my hideous secret.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Cloks posted:

DS port or nothing.

Nah, the DS stuff is in the PC version now, it's the definitive.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Shadow Hog posted:

Well obviously Super Bubsy for Windows 95

This is actually the correct answer. It just runs at a nicer resolution.

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Mar 27, 2007

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And I'd say the number spikes a bit if we add in other regions and don't just go NES. There was some real shite on the Famicom that never saw the light here.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Charles Get-Out posted:

A while ago I remember some people talking about a gird mapping program that hooks onto runtimes for Wizardy/M&M/etc. but googling now doesn't seem to bring it up. Does anyone remember this?

I believe you're talking about Grid Cartographer.

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

Can't wait for the advanced teledildonics mods for PC Rez. Surely technology has moved on since the original Trance Vibrator.

I mean, they were touring the thing around for journalists with a full-body synesthesia suit, so.



I would kill a man to get my hands on one of those things.

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