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maybe make a tiny cave out of umbrellas that you can move around with you while completing errands pros: -umbrellas are cool -umbrellas are light weight -easy to store cons: -maybe not cool enough? -too light weight, might miss the illusion of permanence and oblivion real caves provide. also: wind -who has that many umbrellas just lying around -tough to keep sticks in proper place, maybe there could be a gap if you get tired and someone could peek in to your cave dweller back skin (can't happen. a dealbreaker) |
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create paper mache cave over a bicycle pros: -really fast for a cave -light weight -possible volcano DLC (very strong pro) -support local arts and crafts community -can sit down and cruise while still in cave (very convenient) cons: -still probably too light to simulate cave -impossible to get dank or wet enough without compromising structure -basically anti-waterproof, the opposite of a True cave -paint job might not be realistic enough
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Aug 1, 2016 17:41
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in an emergency, a blanket makes an excellent cave. as long as your cave needn't be structuraly sound or particularly manly
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Aug 1, 2016 17:42
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pile of coats cave? pros: -very easy, just put like 8 coats over your body -fast -keeps you warm cons: -fuckin gTOO LIGHT WEIGHT -possible heat stroke -reads as hobo, not as portable cave -expensive to clean
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Aug 1, 2016 17:43
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cinderblock pile in back of pickup truck pros: -REALLY FAST!!! -REALLY HEAVY!!! -WATERPROOF(?) -cool to the touch like the cave -i miss the cave cons: -TOOF AST -too heavy??? -not waterproof enough? -stoppingthe truck from inside the cave is basically impossible -have to drive a pickup truc k( dealbreaker)
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Aug 1, 2016 17:46
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trash pile pros: -verrty cheap! -easy to find (in america) -lots of customization options (weight, color, etc) -doesn't have to smell bad cons: -maybe too cheap (don't want ot send thr wrong signals to potential mates) -not easy to find if you live in a nice country -could maybe have someone already in it -probably smells bad -looks like your mom
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FluffieDuckie posted:in an emergency, a blanket makes an excellent cave. |
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building cave>? (crazy?) pros: -built to last by people who build a lot -probably painted a color -almost waterproof (don't live underwater) -carpets? what the fuc -blinds and curtains basically made windows stop existing cons: -requires background check -can't move the cave (hard to reach during panic attack or raiders) -doesn't look anything like a cave at all -not dank enough -costs a lot of money (WTf?)
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when making a blanket cave it's important to exercise caution by making a small hole to ventilate farts. |
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cave of social anxiety pros: -verty cheap! -easy to carry (stays with ytou always) -instant ly transported to cave whenever you don't feel like being around people -theoretically weightless cons: -too cheap, like the way you look to potential mates -azctually not easy to carry at all -defintely not weightless -therapy too expensive -what is obamacare -not actually a cave at all, more like a prison
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Aug 1, 2016 17:57
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aladdin on vhs pros: -really good movie with a sweet cave in it -good sdongs -the plastic smells good cons: -not really a good cave the plastic shell barelyh fits over my entire body -need a vhs player and a tv and man's wired lightning -the plastic is toxic -supporting disney
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Aug 1, 2016 18:00
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blanket caves and coat caves are both fabric caves, which are a type of False Cave. imy friend shouldn't be so picky because only a True Cave is not a FaLSE Cave.
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Aug 1, 2016 18:02
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the worst part about being a recovering cave dweller: the cave becomes a False Cave
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are there any rehab options or half way houses where the houses are still rocky but slightly more cube shaped |
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try thinking that all things are gbasically a cave like a mcdonalds is a cave that has free wifi and lots of cave dwellers (similar smell)
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lmbo calrissian posted:are there any rehab options or half way houses where the houses are still rocky but slightly more cube shaped nickelodeon destrotyed the aggrocrag specifically to destabilize the cave dweller recovery community
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sams cluib cave where you slide behind a palette of charmin ultra and stay safe in the giant steel mother pro: lot of supplies cons: -surrounded by Those God's Light Refuses -grabby hands -who is sam
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Aug 1, 2016 18:08
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k hole cave pros: -very portable, can fit in the palm of your hand -very realistic and safe cave feeling almost instantly -durable, cave is a hallucination and therefore invincible cons: -doesn't last forever -hard to leave on a moment's notice -can never have visitors, everyone gets their own cave -doesn't actually protect you from the elements and the shunning of Mankind -expensive
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dog cave pros: -made entirely of dogs who are often friendly and kind -very warm and furry -wagging tails can provide fan effect cons: -requires food and water, grooming -dogs are unlikely to stay piled up for very long -furry wiggling cave walls are somewhat unrealistic
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Aug 1, 2016 18:18
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Army Ant cave Pros: - Cave can grow in size and regenerate - Constant biting - Easy to feed - A portable reserve of digestive acid - Command of a horde of unfeeling ravenous creatures that will devour and destroy all that stands in your way Cons: - If the queen dies, you lose the cave - minimal protection from blunt force trauma and firearms - Susceptible to insecticides - Medical bills
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Inside the Oven pros -warm during cold nights -built in lighting -can cook pizza bagel bites -cookies? cons -sometimes too hot? -expensive -requires electricity or gas for some operations -might be greasy -gas might turn you into a corpse
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man cave pros: -probably has an xbox and a big tv -comfy laz-e-boy brand padded seats -beer? -usually dank and moist enough with good cave smells (lots of mold and wet rot) cons: -filled with men who want football to happen -xbox onlyy has madden nfl 2014 through 2016 -padded seats have permanent sweat(?) stains -it's light beer -not really a cave, sometimes called a den which is for animals -a ladty comes in and screams about things -men cry bc they have Failed and don't know you Observe them
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refrigerator box cave pros: -big, roomy, esp when you buy the 28 cu. ft. fridge -familiar gravel floor when placed on the driveway -comforting brown color and plenty of surface area for painting animals, handprints cons: -have to buy a new fridge (expensive) -delivery can take several days to weeks depending on where you buy it -inside is too many right angles to feel quite comfortable
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fanfiction cave pros: -easy to customize -free -related to goku -works well as a habitat due to familiarity with self-insertion cons: -bland -poorly written -kind of gross at times -everything that enters the cave starts to fall in love with a long-lost cousin of sonic the hedgehog named dwayne hedgehog -entirely fictitious
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i googled the name and this was the first result, just so you know what you're getting into (you're getting into the cave)
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dwayne hedgehog doesn't know much about caves, but he does know how to glomp you until you squee, which, incidentally, may be fatal. this, at least, is a thing he shares in common with caves and their cave-ins. *author's note: cave-ins are not like drive-ins in that there are not movies and instead the cave crushes you to death or maybe just blocks your exit
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run on sentences poor punctuation anf grammerc ave pros: i already live here cons: i already liv ehere
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ever since i m adethe jump* from physical caves to metaphorical and idiomatical caves, my therapist says ive made real progress in not screaming during every waking moment when out of my cave. she says it's barely a timid screech at this point. *the jump was not an actual jump, but more of a redefinition of the validity consuming my worldview, prejudices, and fears.
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if u want a cave with a nice view go to chuck e cheese and climb into the jungle gym there are nice comfy tubes with windows there for u PLUS + nice and cozy + chuck e cheese is nicely air conditioned (depends on ur local chuck e cheese establishment + you can probably find a toddler to pay to buy u some pizza or a refill ur soda cup + fantastic chuck e cheese musical collection to listen to all day long CONS - noisy game machines - might be pee or poo up in there bring a mask and gloves - toddlers can get annoying. either give them some candy or eliminate them - local law enforcement will probably look down on u being up there ---------------- |
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Outhouse +Shelter, Dark +Tiny window that can resemble cave enterance from afar (illusion of being a big cave) +Direct acess to poop and peepee chute. +Seat, most commonly found in the King's cave.. luxuary! -Smell -Rats, other animals, spiders -Tends to be victim of random dynamite explosions. -Known to be target practice for drunk rednecks with shotguns.
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<3 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
oooh thats a nice house i like it and lots of within cave property! ---------------- |
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ive seen lots of caves in my day and that looks more like a pit connected to a cavern. please don't derail my thread with yourt loving lies
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yurts are cool i like them don't talk poo poo bout yurts i dont like that
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glue rocks to your eyeglasses: cave vision
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:glue rocks to your eyeglasses: cave vision this is the sort of american ingenuity thomas jefferson dreamed off while he was bangin' slaves and sayin'g all men are created equal in their love of caves
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"enjoy caves, not slaves" - motto i pitched at the writing of the deceleration of independence
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although as a recovering cave dweller and a non-racist / human rights advocate i can enjoy neither, so i guess suicide is the best tip
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i leave the diner, the plate is upside down and there is a giant kethcup dong on the table. the waitress / waiter sighs and picks up the plate, only to see a saturday night special placed with care underneath. they quietly pump their arm as if to go 'yesss' and know that tonight will be a good night. the last one.
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