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bacalou


its a cave diner which is a diner that looks like a cave and has fossils on the wall ( ymy favorite is the one with a dong drawn on it)

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bacalou


"suiocide jokes are pretty fuckedup , i can't believe you'd loving joke about that my parrot killed hisself on a rusty can bc mom won't stop playing abba" - someone, maybe you


but jokes on you suicide jokes are tame af in cave culture. maybe stick your head in the ground and learns omething fool.

bacalou


yhou can't suicide in a cave bc the kill counts on the cave's k/d ratio and they already have a huge head start.

Salmiakki


a bog

pros:
    rich with nutrients
    full of friendly and tasty animals
    good for hiding bodies

cons:
    you will be discriminated for being a swamp hag

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by exmarx

bacalou posted:

"suiocide jokes are pretty fuckedup , i can't believe you'd loving joke about that my parrot killed hisself on a rusty can bc mom won't stop playing abba" - someone, maybe you


but jokes on you suicide jokes are tame af in cave culture. maybe stick your head in the ground and learns omething fool.

suicide jokes are funny funny i always laugh at them its a real knee slapper sometimes i sneak into the emergency room at the hospital and hide in a coma patients icu room and then when i hear of a person killing themselves i run outside and laugh and laugh its really loving nice but my probaation officer thinks not

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bacalou posted:

i leave the diner, the plate is upside down and there is a giant kethcup dong on the table. the waitress / waiter sighs and picks up the plate, only to see a saturday night special placed with care underneath. they quietly pump their arm as if to go 'yesss' and know that tonight will be a good night. the last one.

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alnilam

bacalou posted:

i leave the diner, the plate is upside down and there is a giant kethcup dong on the table. the waitress / waiter sighs and picks up the plate, only to see a saturday night special placed with care underneath. they quietly pump their arm as if to go 'yesss' and know that tonight will be a good night. the last one.

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