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Love this yess Im gonna be this wife
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I doubt anyone will marry you.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:52
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Giraffe posted:I doubt anyone will marry you. Literally nobody.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:53
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skylark, more like dumb bitch lmbo
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Aug 5, 2016 00:54
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suck my dick, you fuckman. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 5, 2016 00:54
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why not bake naked?
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Aug 5, 2016 00:54
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More like baking at 2am wearing your husband's skin
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Aug 5, 2016 00:57
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one day ima wake up and look in the mirror and be like HORLY poo poo............PIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS lol jk i already do that
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Aug 5, 2016 00:58
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Can I borrow your Uggs? I'm running out for a frapuccino
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Skylark posted:Love this yess Im gonna be this wife
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Aug 5, 2016 01:00
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I'm gonna be that husband who gets angry at his wife for stretching out his t-shirts because I'm gonna marry a woman who is at least three times as fat as me.
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Aug 5, 2016 01:06
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Skylark posted:Love this yess Im gonna be this wife lol yaaasssss
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Aug 5, 2016 01:07
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Airborne Viking posted:skylark, more like dumb bitch lmbo
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Skylark posted:Love this yess Im gonna be this wife Shut. Up. you dumb bitch
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Aug 5, 2016 01:37
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Omg Skylark I can totes see that!
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Aug 5, 2016 01:37
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Can't wait for this new thread where gbs gets really mad at skylark, a wonderful girl, for no reason
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Aug 5, 2016 01:37
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CUT THAT loving RACKET IN THE KITCHEN IT'S 2 loving AM IN THE MORNING AND I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW!!!  *smashing plates, dog starts barking*
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Aesop Poprock posted:Can't wait for this new thread where gbs gets really mad at skylark, a wonderful girl, for no reason
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you are so gay dude
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Good on you skylark. Sounds like a good wife goal
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Aug 5, 2016 01:41
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Are you gonna be wearing a g-string too?
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gently caress that so she's gonna wake him up getting out of bed keep him awake singing and banging about in the kitchen then wake him up again coming back into bed u be ded
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Aug 5, 2016 01:44
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I wish my gynnie was as shiny like Skylark's.
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Aug 5, 2016 01:46
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Jeff Sichoe posted:gently caress that Girls are loud and can't conceive of time
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Aug 5, 2016 01:46
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i think with my wife we would be wearing the same big tshirt at once and doing the cooking together and have 4 arms and it would i think, be cute + quirky
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treasure bear posted:i think with my wife we would be wearing the same big tshirt at once and doing the cooking together and have 4 arms and it would i think, be cute + quirky 
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Aug 5, 2016 01:51
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That is me right now, OP, and it's pretty great. Looking forward to hearing back from you when you make it!
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Aug 5, 2016 01:53
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So you bake from home, op?
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Aug 5, 2016 01:53
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free skylark
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Aug 5, 2016 01:55
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I'm gonna be that husband at 5am in the morning wiping off puke from the corner of my mouth with my kid's poo poo stained underwear while I got a bad case of beer shits. Or something.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:00
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Skylark posted:Love this yess Im gonna be this wife its 2 in the morning can you turn it down a bit
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Aug 5, 2016 02:01
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I'm glad you and the bf are getting more serious. It seems like a lot of your relationship so far has been physical stuff like cuddles.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:02
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Remember the days of spontaneous acts of kindness fondly and don't think about the decades looming before you as the soulmate you vowed to share your life with slowly transforms into an unrecognizable stranger that you can barely stand being in the same room with. I hope the cookies taste good.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:03
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i am down with this facebook posting meta and i want to see more of it. 5.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:03
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i'll be the guy who dies alone in his kitchen at 2am with no wife to find him and notify the police and only after a few weeks will people begin to miss my dog and come looking for it only to find it has been forced to consume my corpse to stay alive the irony is if i did have a wife and she baked cookies at 2am it would probably be in some attempt to kill me since i am a type 1 diabetic
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Aug 5, 2016 02:03
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This is going to be me someday
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That's a good kind of wife to be, OP.
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