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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
what if we took guns from cops and gave them ethics/morals?

fewer shootings and deaths?


people of the US shouldn't die at the hands of their tax paid protectors more often than terrorists


stop resisting



real edit: the cops would still maintain use of their radios, radar, mace, tazers, billy clubs/night sticks, lights and sirens...
and killer vehicles

oh, and fists. preferably at recorded discretion

BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Aug 5, 2016

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I think if you tried that you would end up with a rio situation whereby the place would suck a million dicks per second

give it a crack tho

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OK, I'll see what I can do

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
reporting for doodie

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
At the age of fourteen, everyone should be issued an "assault rifle"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

At the age of fourteen, everyone should be issued an "assault rifle"

:agreed:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Not really sure where to begin with your request OP. Can you drop some hints as far as what initial steps should be??? :confused:

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
the cops would still maintain use of their radar, mace, tazers, billy clubs/night sticks, lights and sirens

oh, and fists. preferably at recorded discretion

Praxis Prion
Apr 11, 2002

The sky is a landfill.
Pillbug

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

VendaGoat posted:

At the age of fourteen, everyone should be issued an "assault rifle"

so long as education came along with it, sure

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BirryJoru posted:

so long as education came along with it, sure

I'm fine with this.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

lol I just remembered that Cliven Bundy and his dipshit friends, and those idiots who took over that Oregon wildlife refuge, are still sitting in jail waiting to go to trial early next year.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

the worlds most expensive kel tec.

Praxis Prion
Apr 11, 2002

The sky is a landfill.
Pillbug

KennyLoggins posted:

the worlds most expensive kel tec.

sex toys always appreciate in value

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
when shall the world know the joys of a mini-railgun?




(nuculearly enhanced for flavor!)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
where's your militia, dude?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'll make thr website

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

wayne curr posted:

lol I just remembered that Cliven Bundy and his dipshit friends, and those idiots who took over that Oregon wildlife refuge, are still sitting in jail waiting to go to trial early next year.

How does this compare to the people who got arrested for occupy wall street?

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i heard that your militia is always in the last place you look

i hope this helps OP

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Ban all weapons that are not fully automatic and less than .30-06 Springfield.

no single shots, no pussy shotguns, no stupid glocks. excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Slothgate posted:

Ban all weapons that are not fully automatic and less than .30-06 Springfield.

no single shots, no pussy shotguns, no stupid glocks. excuse me while I kiss the sky.

lolol can you imagine!!????

wow great post man 10/10

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Praxis Prion posted:

sex toys always appreciate in value

hey UHHH I well

Well

I have a few toys I picked up while living in japan


Willing to part w/ them at fair used market rate

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I certainly respect more, while paint balling, the people who win with single shot pistols vs the cheaters with gatling guns and backpacks of ammo

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.

"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Slothgate posted:

Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.

"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.



flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BirryJoru posted:

when shall the world know the joys of a mini-railgun?




(nuculearly enhanced for flavor!)

idk the us navy has been testing them on youtube since like 2014, maybe ask them?

i have personally volunteered to be the first human causalty to the godsend railgun but so far my offers have gone unanswered.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I'm not interfering

I've committed no crime

why are you detaining me?

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Thanks for making sure I watch this series, I needed a reason.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

BirryJoru posted:

why are you detaining me?

u got that onion booty

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Slothgate posted:

Thanks for making sure I watch this series, I needed a reason.

It really is a fun watch.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
"i'm totally white here

we coo'"

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Here's how to fix your poo poo, America.

First, start a new police force that offers better money, but comes with a couple of rules:

1: They still have guns but they're prosecuted for murder and face a jury, just like everybody else. Dashcams and button camera recordings are their primary means of legal defence.

2: They aren't in the police union.

Once enough cops move over to the new rules, apply rule 1 to ALL cops. When the union kicks up a stink and they go on strike, sack the loving lot of them and take over all the buildings and other resources for the new police. Old police would be left with things like SWAT only.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
unions are good in theory but there are always fuckers who push it too far

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I unironically agree with disarming the general police force.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

I unironically agree with disarming the general police force.

Agreed. If lethal force becomes necessary there should be a special team available for the purpose. Beat cops need a Billy club and a Taser and a radio and cuffs and that's pretty much it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i also lust for cop death

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hth posted:

i also lust for cop death

applicants need not apply *smiles*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It seems to me that the crux of the problem is that cops are shooting all the wrong people and that the people are shooting all the wrong cops.

If only it weren't so easy to shoot other people these mistakes wouldn't be so easy to make.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Slothgate posted:

Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.

"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.



God dammit Hoot. You always had a way with words.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
WOLVERINES!

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