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my roommate sent me this text tonight: "I didn't move the litter box yet because time is a flat circle and there's no meaning in the universe but I'll try to do it before you get home." he did not, for the record, move the litter box before I got home but i can't be mad because he is exactly right.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:01 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:49 |
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loving epic, OP.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:10 |
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lol op you got cats and litter boxes and room mates and some dumb gay non-sequitur about time lines and poo poo i mean goddamn its like i walked out of noted comedy forum SomethingAwful and onto the set of big bang theory here
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:13 |
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Iron Prince posted:lol op you got cats and litter boxes and room mates and some dumb gay non-sequitur about time lines and poo poo i mean goddamn its like i walked out of noted comedy forum SomethingAwful and onto the set of big bang theory here hey man thanks for summing up my post in the dumbest way possible. you have definitely done your part and i thank you.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:22 |
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Iron Prince posted:lol op you got cats and litter boxes and room mates and some dumb gay non-sequitur about time lines and poo poo i mean goddamn its like i walked out of noted comedy forum SomethingAwful and onto the set of big bang theory here
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:24 |
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Iron Prince posted:lol op you got cats and litter boxes and room mates and some dumb gay non-sequitur about time lines and poo poo i mean goddamn its like i walked out of noted comedy forum SomethingAwful and onto the set of big bang theory here why don't you move the drat litter box then
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:25 |
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It's not an excuse if the reason isn't superfluous. And in this case it is not.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:28 |
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OP: "I didn't come up with anything interesting or clever to say because time is a flat circle and i m gay"
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:29 |
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Nathilus posted:It's not an excuse if the reason isn't superfluous. And in this case it is not. what
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:31 |
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devin2 posted:what Excuse implies the reason is bs.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:34 |
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Zorodius posted:why don't you move the drat litter box then the op standing over my shoulder and shouting BAZINGO ever few seconds while i tried to clean up after his godamn diarrhea cats really killed the enthusiasm
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:36 |
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do you people not have friends or roommates? in case it wasn't clear, this was something my roommate was supposed to do and didn't, and this was his reason why. it's obviously a loving bullshit reason, but it didn't bother me because it's so clearly bullshit and it came across as funny, exactly as it was intended to. what the gently caress
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:40 |
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devin2 posted:do you people not have friends or roommates? Are you saying time is not, in fact, a flat circle?! Ppff
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:42 |
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rgocs posted:Are you saying time is not, in fact, a flat circle?! Ppff i feel like you're on my side but i'm so loving confused
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:43 |
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Jesus loving christ, this website. I'm logging the gently caress off. Christ. Eat a cat turd OP.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:49 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:49 |
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hooray
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 08:51 |