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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
eat my poo poo

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

dad gay. so what posted:

eat my poo poo

im going to go in thru ur out hole

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ToyotaThong
Oct 29, 2011

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
some good aural dickage here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz10YVp-1Ng&t=250s

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Dick York and/or Dick Sargent.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dunno why i was hoping for penis pics here. it isn't like they are hard to find elsewhere on the internet. brb, gotta go look at some pictures of giant throbbing cocks.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

this joke wasn't funny the last couple hundred times i saw it on facebook

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



PM me if you want a dic pic

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a goon actually posting their dick is rare as a four leaf clover and brief as a shooting star. salutations you brave few

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Heavens to betsy!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oberleutnant posted:

Heavens to betsy!

It's not that impressive. I've worked with elderly patients in a medical setting and it's not uncommon for men of his age to have their scrotums swell up to the size of small melons. I'm dead serious. Some of their pubic mounds get so swollen their dicks become "innies."

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

mind the walrus posted:

It's not that impressive. I've worked with elderly patients in a medical setting and it's not uncommon for men of his age to have their scrotums swell up to the size of small melons. I'm dead serious. Some of their pubic mounds get so swollen their dicks become "innies."


can confirm., my dick is an innie

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im not old though i just yell at it a lot and it hides 'cuz im mean

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
actually im 10 so if you read that youre in big trouble now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

That's a dyke

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I was not expecting this... Lmao! You guys killl me........

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

i like that posted:

I was not expecting this... Lmao! You guys killl me........

GBS: very funny

FURY-161
Dec 28, 2005

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

hehe oh inspector gadget, always making me laugh right up to the very end

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast


I love his music, noir stuff suitable for opium bars.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

yogizh posted:



I love his music, noir stuff suitable for opium bars.

Lol @ those glasses

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


drat nigga, that's a good joke

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Was the Goon Genitalia thread real or am I remembering an old nightmare

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Baller Time posted:

Was the Goon Genitalia thread real or am I remembering an old nightmare

i posted my dick sometime in 2009 I think to get a gross pedophile artist named the storyteller permabanned I don't think he ever did get it though

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

how was that supposed to work?

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Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.


:chanpop:

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